Real Life quotes, 2007

[looking at a page of instruments]
Shish: "That's how I learnt about inflation."
Kitty: "Eh?"
Shish: "Penny whistles, £6.95."

[Phil walks into an optician's shop]
Assistant: "Can I help you?"
Phil: "Do you do eye tests?"

[Shish is playing an MMORPG with voice chat, when Kitty comes along...]
Kitty: "Hello Shish's online friends!"
Shish: "They can't hear unless you press the talk button."
Kitty: "Which button?"
Shish: "It's a secret."
Kitty: "Which button?" *poke* "Which button?" *poke* "Which button?" *poke*
Shish: "I'll tell you when you're older."
[Kitty waits for 30 seconds]
Kitty: "I'm older now! Which button? Which button? Which button?"
Shish: "You're still a child on the inside!"