Cutter: "Oz, go forth and be a man"
Oz: "But but but, i'm French!"
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You know, hell will be a lot like this, except there will be fewer
chavs.
	-- red_pill, at Primark Croydon
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Man! Just because I've forgotten how to play doesn't mean my skills are
depleted!
	-- Allan
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Squishie: "So who is it who has 'boobies' on highlight?"
Everyone in the car: "ME!"
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How does 10 plus 4 plus 7 equal 21? Oh, wait, it does.
	-- SlimeyPete, playing blackjack
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Alex: "So what'd you do this weekend?"
Morti: "[...] and then I got a coach from Birmingham at 5am on Sunday
    morning so I could make it back for church."
Alex: (sighs) "For God's sake..."
Morti: "Yes. Yes, it was."
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[in the rocks room]
Buzzons: "So why doesn't Alt and a number work in irssi?"
AllenJB: "Well, for a start, that's not the Alt key."
Buzzons: "Where's the Alt key?"
AllenJB: "The one to the left labelled Alt."
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If the posters say "Questionaire" I'm not putting them up. We're meant
to be Adult Education, and we've already spelt "Education" wrong in our
Quality Manual.
	-- Ian
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Morti: "Oh, I thought you were being productive."
SlimeyPete: "I am! I'm doing my work, drinking beer and watching TV at
    the same time!"
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I don't mind death and destruction, but I draw the line at massive dry
cleaning bills.
	-- Ruth
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Ruth: "And that was while I was in Oranges..."
[Ancient Raj waiter brings plate of orange slices]
Ruth: "... oranges!"
ben: "And that was while I was in... enormous bag of money!"
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For some reason, I was about to compare Dante's nine levels of hell with
a book I have at home about the Linux kernel.
	-- Cosmo
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Kitty: "Have you read quotes yet?"
Shish: "I read the entire thing before coming to uni. It's one of the
    reasons for coming here."
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That's either ET or the Virgin Mary, I'm not sure.
	-- nert
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The Thai curry is always greener on the other person's plate.
	-- Ian, watching Ruth steal food from Allan
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Ken: "We've got lots of Australian places now -- there's even an
    Australian ice cream bar."
Pete: (in ludicrous Australian accent) "Australian ice cream? That's
    where the cone's made out of Fosters, and the ice cream... actually,
    that's just one can of Fosters on top of another one."
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Kitty: "Do any of you know what goulash soup is?"
[silence]
Kitty: "What, *none* of you know what goulash soup is?"
[silence]
Kitty: "Do any of you watch Red Dwarf? What's the last thing Rimmer says
    before he dies?"
Shish: "Gazpacho soup."
Kitty: "... I hate you."
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<Stotty> bore da
<Stotty> happy St. David's Day and all that
<Mooforca> Stotty: happy baleres day
<Stotty> baleres day?
<Stotty> sounds like some sort of disease ;)
<Stotty> "I've got a pain in my balearics"
<foo> i think Franco thought that
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Is this the University of Bosnia or something?
	-- Ben, discussing the state of the roads at UKC
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[talking about red_pill's use of anime-flavoured Japanese in
conversation]
Lizzie: "I wish he wouldn't do that -- I don't understand what he's
    saying half the time. It's not even useful! If he were ever stranded
    in Japan he'd have no idea how to cope or ask anything remotely
    useful!"
Ben: "No, but he'd know how to initiate a fight to the death."
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Ruth: "We want to do Peggle cosplay!"
Mark: "Who's 'we'?"
Ruth: "Me!"
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[Half way up a mountain in Wales, Kitty gets out a map...]
Kitty: "Well, the good news is, we're... where are we?"
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Kitty: "What are you doing?"
Shish: "Trying to work out how to use a UPS as a pillow."
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Spoilers!
	-- Mikerosoft, while everyone is looking at photos of
	   Pornie's wedding dress
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