UKC Newsgroups quotes, 2006

> Read this message until the end, and you will find out how the money
> flows in easy !!!!.
> Follow the steps and it WILL work. Trust me !!!!!.
> It's NOT illegal and it is NOT a scam !!!!!.
> PROVEN ON OPRAH!  Reported in the Wall Street Journal!!!!

I'm game.  Nothing with this many exclamation marks could be anything
less than a sound investment.

I've got a beautiful lady bike in excellent condition for sale. Only £40
.o.n.o. Please feel free to contact me for a ride.

Duck and leek deep-fried dumplings with a sweet cherry and hoisin sauce
(no Keynes ducks were harmed in the production of this menu!)

>> When I was invigilating last year, someone complained about the noise
>> of the rain on the roof of the sports hall...
> Anyone moan about those sodding birds?

The trick was to write notes on the feet of the birds that you could
read through the transparent roof.

Students these days are clearly lacking in imagination...

news.kent.ac.uk wrote:
> ...

Sigh. I am not called news.kent.ac.uk, really :/