UKC Newsgroups quotes, 2005

I only just got rid of my 'sweet and innocent' icon. I realised I never
use it anymore.

> I know a number of people who believe vehemently that there are a
> number of conspiracies out there, however I seem to know far more
> people who will say that conspiracy theorists are all nutters.
>
> I think somewhere there is a conspiracy to stop people thinking about
> conspiracies and all conspiracies are actually meta-conspiracies.

That's just what you think they want you to think...

As a Noise Patroller, I would have no problem with this. I am told to
stop people talking, speaking on their mobiles, and eating. There is
nothing in my job description to say that I should prevent pirates from
raping and pillaging quietly in the library.