UKCIRC quotes, 2006

<flip> does God have an opinion of the extreme pricing of PS3 games when they arrive....
<kirbz> Essentially, yes

<skel> Moof: enjoying life in moroco?
<Moof> skel: it seems to be a lot of waiting so far
<skel> waiting?
<Moof> for signatures to take to ther departments to get more signatures to get the bit of paper that says I'm entitled to live where I live so I can take it to the office that does phone lines to get a phone line to get the piece of paper signed to get the official certified piece of paper stamped to show I have a phone number and am its owner so I can then get internet
<skel> gah
<Moof> (if God so wills, that is)
<skel> can't you go in, wave a knife, drink tea with the head honcho and then get on with it?

<typo> I *am* very happy
<Atuin|Spain> brillient
<Atuin|Spain> s/e/a/
<Arcturus> o/c/e/a/n/

<Trapper|zzz> typo: anyway, I thought you'd want to know about I, Claudius so you could watch too :)
<typo> nononononon
<typo> clavdivs
<typo> see the titles
<Arcturus> Trapper|zzz: For a minute there, I thought you said chavdivs, and it was a program about social class barriers in say, Essex o_O

<bel|snorreth> i dreamed of you Sel
<bel|snorreth> u were complaining abiyt dai and tim ( i thinkk) not being able to put a sentence togetjher or sth hehe

* flip downloads the new office beta at 5Mb/sec :D
* Grazz ignores the office beta at 5Gb/sec

<Trapper> unhamboobers: we should make a list of odd queries and I'll share them around our residen t helldeskers over the next week or so ;)
<unhamboobers> Trapper: take a random key off a random keyboard and then go to helpdesk and say it doesn't work
<unhamboobers> leave it there for them to find the keyboard it goes with

<Stotty|lab> god!
<Stotty|lab> what is it with pigeons having sex all of a sudden!?
<Moof> Stotty: well, they got fed up waiitng for the bee, and eventually the stork.

<InsomniaCity> that will be a requirement for my next mp3 player I imagine
<InsomniaCity> the other major requirement of mine is that it has to be hangable
<daisuke> thats my requirements for housemates

<ben|zzz> perseid meteor shower tonight
<mop|incognito> ben, thought that was last night
<typo> they have sky+ they can watch it whenever they want

<dmc> "On behalf of the Institute of Economic Affairs, I am pleased to enclose the brochure for the upcoming 'Enabling Government Efficiency 2006' conference"
<ben> to be held in March 2007, presumably?

<dmc> need pie ideas
<dmc> we have cherry, rhubarb, blackberry, apricot and plum
<dmc> need to work as a pie or crumble so banoffi is out :(
<Atuin|Work> what is this in aid of?
<dmc> our new webserver
<dmc> we have two machines in a cluster for the backend - pie and crumble
<dmc> and we have 6 front ends....
<dmc> we also have a couple of load balancers on the front which we want to rename from pivot and fulcrum to cream and custard :)
<dmc> so, any visitor to our website gets a complete dessert :)

[talking about photos of an attractive acquaintance]
<InsomniaCity> the... naked photos?
<Morti> The what?
* Morti whistles.
<syn> Morti: stiiiiilll archived.
<syn> for posterity, you understand
<Morti> I'll bed.
<Morti> *bet
<Morti> Ahem.

<InsomniaCity> any C++ coders here?
<Seraph> what's the question?
<Ad> "any C++ coders here?"
<Ad> >.>

<SlimeyPete> I'm a total dumbass.
<SlimeyPete> I thought my wireless connection wasn't working so I googled a bit and apt-getted some stuff to make it work. Then I noticed that I hadn't plugged my network cable in. So I was using the wireless connection to google for info on how to make the wireless connection work.

* kimble notes some impressive offers at netto this week: [URL]
<kimble> just in case anyone's in the market for a trumpet or chainsaw...
<ben> ooh, chainsaw
<Trapper> oh dear
* Trapper knows who ben would use it on
<kimble> whoever buys the trumpet

<kimble> yahoo games is dangerous. might get sucked into literati (scrabble for family-values americans)
<kimble> i've not got over the time i had all the letters needed to spell out "bollocks" and it wouldn't let me

<belethcalwen> damn housemate needs to learn to aim
<Eek> should be glad its just pee
<Morti> Because water's a bitch to clean up.
<Eek> no matter how much you try to rinse it away, it just keeps spreading

<rince> hey guyz i'm listening to the new record by paris hilton. it's fantastic!!!!!!!!!!
* rince goes for a quick lobotomy

<nuked> maybe they're just waiting for sufficient tips
<pao> lord lucan on shergar in the 3:15 at chepstow?

* barakta never did understand film certifications
<kimble> cartoons == U. normal films == must have swearing so as not to get non-cartoon PG cert. guns == 15 sex == 18 people who dress in black and angst, but keep their sex life private == 12
<kimble> oh, there's also 12A, which is people who angst about guns. and possibly PGA, which is golf.

<Pyro> Well personally, I pitty da foo'
<foo> i don't need your pity

* Stotty trots up to uni
<nuked> on all fours ? doesn't work so well with people ;)
<nuked> banging two empty halves of coconut together would do just as well :)

<BleanD> Jibbler: note down time and what you ate whenever you consume anything
<Stotty|lab> BleanD: I wouldn't do that
<Stotty|lab> I'd be forever writing stuff
<Stotty|lab> 10:01 biscuit
<Stotty|lab> 10:03 biscuit
<Stotty|lab> 10:05 biscit
<Stotty|lab> etc.
<Jibbler> heh
<Jibbler> 10:45 crumb
<Stotty|lab> 10:55 wrapper

<kimble> you appear to be going to bed, can i help you with that?
<kimble> erm, that was a clippy impression, not a proposition

<ats> it's more gamey than chicken; sort of like pigeon if you've had that
<Stotty|lab> no
<Stotty|lab> I've had peasant

<Borris> ka: syn asked me to remind you to: ignore next tell and get some ice cream (Set: Wed Sep 06 15:57:00 BST 2006 (@664.58))
<Borris> ka: you asked me to remind you to: office and stuff (Set: Wed Sep 06 15:56:43 BST 2006 (@664.39))

<ka> should have more free time then and less of the worky worky, InsomniaCity :P
<InsomniaCity> but worky worky pays lotsa lotsa money!
<skel> pah, who needs money?
<InsomniaCity> o/
<skel> there's always one!

<Mystik> but i have an excuse. i had a date for tonight. he stood me up.
<syn> you're such a loser
<syn> i mean
<syn> who'd do that
<syn> christ.

<Stotty> o/~ Rule! Britannia!
<Atuin> o/~ Britons never never never shall be slaves
<Stotty> except to the Labour government :-/

* ka ponders actually going to spacesoc this year. thorpe park, alton towers and a trip to switzerland in the works :o
<skel> why are space nerds going to thorpe park? o.O
<Tanedra> so they can go on the rollercoasters and makebelieve they're astronauts
<syn> ahaha
<syn> TO INFINITY
<syn> AND BACK AGAIN

<Seraph> Some psychologist Dr David Sheffield got 100 students to fill in forms usually used to assess gambling addiction and found that their responses showed addictive behaviour"
<DarkAngel> lol
<Seraph> Turned out that 90% of them said that they took their mobiles everywhere
* evadmobile joined #tagsoc

<Rah> mmmm cold bath mmmm
<ninja_pill> Rah: i know a way to cool you down
<Rah> if it involves starving foxes ravaging my testicles i'm not interested

<lethifold> earlier, i tried running limewire, just out of interest
<lethifold> and it worked
<lethifold> (over sbs)
<lethifold> i found one user
<lethifold> he/she had the most amount of pr0n that i've seen in a long time

* ats peers suspiciously at this CD of Iron Butterfly's "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" and notes that he's heard less hissy *LPs*
<Moof> ats: maybe you need to decrypt the hiss, to make the In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Code

<hawg> there was a fucking huge spider in the bath this morning
<hawg> footprint larger than a £2 coin
<InsomniaCity> I hope you let it finish

<Seraph> All alcoholics go to meetings, do they?
<Ratty> yes, it's called a "pub"

<Jibbler> i use my floppy disk drive as a sacrificial dust anode

<RGT> you don't USE IE, you just blame it for the decay of morals in the western world...

<cutter|workies> urgh i could do with a massage right now
<cutter|workies> any volunteers?
<Moof> cutter|workies: I know how to give good massage
<Moof> but, I'm not exactly anywhere near you
<Jibbler> yeah, you gotta be within arm's length ideally

* Guest11 peers at Channel 4 programme tonight: "The World's Biggest Penis"
<ben> "...and how he won the US presidential race"

* reggitsti|manchester proddles reggitsti wales
<reggitsti|manchester> on second thoughts perhaps not, I've heard it makes you go blond
<ka> blond or blind? :P
<reggitsti|manchester> blond seemed an amusing typo so I left it ;)

* ats notes the CS forums server seems to be called "neuth", and wonders if there are also servers called "webpageth" and "ethethaitch"...

<Dan|office> Kitty: dan walks into a bar ... the rest is a bit sketchy.

* RGT freaks as he accidentally kills VLC and has to re-watch parts of a star trek ephisode that is about time loops and things repeating...
<RGT> erm
<RGT> Bits of this ep are repeating but I now have NO idea if its because I've seen this bit before or if the ep is actually repeating bits...

<Stotty|lab> it's an exciting page
<Stotty|lab> <font size=4 color=#379592 style="font-weight: bold;"></font><BR>
<Stotty|lab> <P><font size=2 face="helvetica,arial,sans-serif"></font></P>
<ats> well, it's important for designers to exercise control over how those empty strings are presented...
<dmc> yeah. White space looks wrong with serifs

* Whatever pokes a stick into the channel and stirs things around a bit
*** evad is now known as Guest4265
*** InsomniaCity is now known as Guest4275
<Whatever> hmm, perhaps i shouldn't have stirred so vigorously

<ben> there's just been an ad for 'http://www.yourclear.co.uk/' on telly
<ben> my pedant-o-meter is going off the scale

* Atuin|Work names his application "ROPE"
<Atuin|Work> Rota, On-call, Paging and Escalation
<Jibbler2> does it use SOAP?

<Seraph> Yeah, so if the KKK started handing out biscuits, you'd be okay with them keeping the name and the hoods?
<Deeps> they can keep their name and their hoods
<Deeps> its their white supremacy ive got a problem with

<Jibbler2> the guy i lift share with is separated
<Jibbler2> always says never to get married :
<Jibbler2> )
* Atuin decides to go to sainsbars on the way home from the airport tomorrow
<Trapper> to get married?
<Jibbler2> convenient place to get married, i guess
<typo> good idea
<Jibbler2> maybe in the drink aisle
<typo> no worries about catering
<Jibbler2> lots of nibbles
<Jibbler2> and you could really get trollied

<Morti> I ended up at a Haloween party with no costume.
<Morti> I decided to just open my eyes really wide and stand too close to people.
<Morti> Scariest costume there. :D

<Monty> Deeps: You asked me to remind you that i have mel at 12
<Deeps> thank you monty!
<Monty> tbh id love to raptor)
<Deeps> thats great, but im not going to raptor you monty

<bunjILL> how do I close a pm in irssi?
<Deeps> /wc
<Rah> /wc
<Mikerosoft> ./wc
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<Jibbler2> today is a good day!!!
<Stotty|lab> you've pulled?
<Jibbler2> better!
<Jibbler2> i chooned into MoreFM and it instantly started playing "together in electric dreams", right from the begining
<Jibbler2> and i've had a uber lush cookie for breafast
<Jibbler2> and will go out for pizza at lunch
<Jibbler2> what could be better!
<Mooferbury> pulling?
<Atuin|Work> flying
<Stotty|lab> eating more than one cookie

<Stotty|lab> W00T!
<Stotty|lab> my inbox is empty \o/
<Stotty|lab> well
<Stotty|lab> it was

<typo> Trapper: where did you have dinner
<Trapper> typo: ask
<typo> i just did

<Atuin|Work> oh gawd, my mum has started spelling my bro's nickname with a 'z' - Antz instead of Ants
<Moof> Atuin|Work: the question being is it her spelling or his?
<Atuin|Work> I guess his
<Atuin|Work> but it's nasty
<Jibbler> it'z very bad
<jam> shh Jibbler, that hurtz!

<Moof> interesting question on debian-curiosa
<Moof> what order do names appear in Japanese or Chinese phone books?
<dmc> pass. Are they numbered like on the menu? :)
<dmc> I'd like to ring a number 35 please....and an egg fried rice

[regarding wedding reception plans]
<Mikerosoft> that reminds me. Got to poke Piglet
<Mikerosoft> we're having a hog roast \o/

<BleanD> we should *sooo* have a Trek-off at some point
<Moof> trek-off?
<kimble> sounds messy
<BleanD> Moof: engineering exam, xenobiology exam, history exam, etc
<Moof> BleanD: you realise you're not managing to make this sound any less dirty?
<mop> Moof: shows how kinky he really is
<kimble> it's not kinky unless you use the whole tribble

<BleanD> fucking javascript
<BleanD> when i say 150 + 20, i assume you're bright enough to realise i want the answer to be 170
<BleanD> not 15020

<Moof> o/~Dali se desdibuja, tirita su burbuja al descontar latidos....
<Moof> (note for those of you trying to work it out: This is advanced spanish poetry, word form is part of its beauty, and as such may be a little free with word construction, as it's trying to imitate dali's surreal painting style)
<Stotty|lab> in other words, it's jibberish? ;)
<Moof> nope
<Atuin> better than jibblerish
<Stotty|lab> o/~ zomg

* Moof implores the mister to accept his salutations the most distinguished.
<Moof> remind me again why I decided to take a job in a country that requires me to write formal french letters?

<Kitty> Moof: whats arabic for "if the french were really intelligent, they would use english?"
<Moof> Kitty: let me ask.
<Kitty> Moof: groovy, can you get them to write it in arabic, and latin alphabets please?
<Moof> Kitty: approxiamtely: "squiggle"

<Stotty|lab> and my pension contributins
<Stotty|lab> but I get those back at some point if I don't die
<Coko> tbh
<Coko> if you die you dont need it...

* mop giggles as she notes the banshees flirting with the cleaner in an attempt to get him to take out the bin
<kimble> "sorry, i don't date bins"

<mop> its times like this that i wish i'd brought my violin with me to uni
<Moof> why?
<mop> cos i cant play it

<syn> divine comedy covered no one knows o_O
* iBot shakes the psychic black sphere...
<iBot> It says 'Yes Definitely,' syn
<syn> i know they did.
<syn> foolish mortal

<Morti> Basically with a solution rather like [very long URL]
<Seraph> that's quite an URL
<Arcturus> I've seen bigger
* pilch whaps Arcturus with a censor

<BleanD> lolz0r
<BleanD> ahem sorry ahd a bad case of the jibblers there

* ben notes someone on freecycle after a chainsaw
<ben> I wonder if that really works
<ben> "WANTED: wood chipper, bin bags, vanish stain remover, CT2"
<Atuin|Work> "OFFERED: Fresh meat"

<Kitty> I like fortran
<Kitty> I like FORTRAN alot
<mike_jh> You've probably just doubled its user base

[playing BattleSquare on IRC]
<BattleSquare> There is now a battle between Roxas and Kitty! Randomly picking who gets to attack first...
<BattleSquare> Kitty gets to make the first move!
<Kitty> !attack weapon of DIE YOU DIRTY STINKY ******** DIE!
<BattleSquare> Kitty has missed!

<foo> "Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre."
<purps> FILTH!
<purps> Penises are measured in INCHES!
<pao> thus spake the channel's penis expert

<mop> "Smokers prescribed Viagra to quit"
<mop> well it gives them something else to stick in their mouths i suppose

[elate watches Lord of the Rings]
* Stotty hears DOOM
<Twigathy> heehe
<Twigathy> DOOM and vibration
<Stotty> ROAR
<Stotty> BANG
<Stotty> GRUNT
<Stotty> ARGH
<Twigathy> ROAR
<Twigathy> ARRRGH!
<Stotty> SCREECH
<Twigathy> Clink, RERRRRRRGH!
<Stotty> SPLAT
<Twigathy> ARRROOIH!
<Twigathy> OOF!
<Stotty> KERPOW!
<Twigathy> kaCHINK!
<Stotty> etc.

<SuperGiraffe> I was given a ponsettia for christmas :/
<ben> a what?
<ben> is that some kind of sex toy?

* daisuke pokes irc
<Grazz> #tagsoc.spawnLife();
*** Seraph has joined #tagsoc
<Grazz> yay
<Fudgeh> eww Seraph spawn

<DeckTheHallsWithBoughsOfMorti> Christmas nicks yay. :D
* k takes a grenade and puts it in morti's mouth so it explodes and decorates the channel with bowels of morti
* synDongMerrilyOnHigh takes the bowels and uses them to knock out all members of the Hall family

<TheNorthSkwar|AWAY> If religion was a business it would be the Starbucks of our society.

<PirateDan> so .. i'm about to pour beer no. 11 into my glass :)
<PirateDan> *wobble*
<PirateDan> .... and yet i'm not THAT pissed ^_^
<reggitsti> you're on irc trying to demonstrate your sobriety
<reggitsti> I'd say that was a bit of a give away ;)

<ben> !choose washing up or another CD
<chipbotty> washing up
<ben> bastard traitorous bot

<Stotty> right
<Stotty> the RIAA are sueing allofmp3.com for roughly the equivalent of the GDP of Italy
<Moof> Stotty: more revealing, it's more than twice the GDP of russia.
<Stotty> yes
<Stotty> nearly as much as a return train ticket from London to Birmingham

<Stotty|lab> o/~ Sexy bot
<Stotty|lab> argh!
<SuperGiraffe> Stotty|lab: we all know you have a thing for Monty

<BOfH> Fixing my c-64 :-)
<BlackKitty> whats up with it ?
<BOfH> Tape drive isn't doing anything
<BlackKitty> ok
<BlackKitty> bring it down sometime, we can put a scope on it
* BOfH sniggers at owning a computer a scope can keep up with :-)

<RGT> Having lived in Canterbury kinda destroys any romance associated with the names Rocester and Chatham, surely?

* ats peers at a recipe calling for "1 1/4 sticks cold Unslated Butter"
<ats> I do prefer unslated butter; the little bits of stone in the slated butter are bad for your teeth
<ben|zzz> "that butter is crap"

<Morti> Where's the Maths department?
<Zogger> start at your current position, translate 20 units in the x axis and 5 units in the y axis
<Zogger> reflect in the y axis and rotate 90 degrees and you have your position vector

<beelsebob> the iPhone shuffle
<beelsebob> one button
<beelsebob> it calls a random freind

<Trapper> you have a greencard thingy then?
<james_> Sort of. That is separate from the work authorisation though, which i got a few weeks ago.
<james_> the "green card" is (for me anyway) primarily going to allow me to stay! I had that approved on Monday, pending an FBI name check :)
<ben|zzz> hmm
<ben|zzz> and they monitor internet traffic to the us?
<ben|zzz> james reed is a well dodgy bloke
<ben|zzz> bwahaha ;)
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<dmc> blimey, that was a quick assasination

<Kitty> pros and cons of hitchhiking ?
<beelsebob> pros: free
<beelsebob> cons: cold

* drb starts work
* drb starts irc.
<Jibbler> synonymous :)
<drb> It's just...I have nothing to do.
<dmc> you started work before you started irc??? dedicated!

* dmc|home finds a thread on uk.railway about flange greasers which falls apart a bit after someone asks where he can get one for his wife :)

<Jibbler> she's talking to shirpa now
<MarkW> Shes not a mountain guide from Nepal :) Its Shilpa :P

<mop> i wonder how many of them got the worst case scenario uni book for xmas...
<kimble> that the one that tells you how to survive falling out of planes, veloceraptor attack, rutherford breakfasts, etc?
<mop> close enough :)
<kimble> trick is of course to feed the breakfast to the raptors, who will then die and cushion your landing
<mop> got it in one

<Rah> i was tempted to answer that the isrealites went to egypt on a train
<red_pill> would have been easyer in hindsight
<red_pill> but adrew loyd webber would have been stuck
<SuperGiraffe> red_pill: nah, he'd have done "Starlight Exodus"
<SuperGiraffe> or perhaps "Exodus Express"

<admiral_tintin> gives me an hour to stick in my contact lenses
<Matx> them things are tricky!
<admiral_tintin> yeah :S
<Dark-Side> could take your whole eye out
<admiral_tintin> yep that's my method, i yank my eye out, put the lens on it gently, then pop the whole thing back in again

<Twigathy> Filesystem Size Used Avail Use% Mounted on
<Twigathy> /dev/md0 551G 466G 57G 90% /mnt/storage
* pao goes to buy shares in kleenex

<Atuin> Jibbler: 32st is good for me
<Atuin> *31st
<dmc> blimey - you like 'em big then :)

[talking about BleanD selling his car]
<Trapper> I thought you were getting rid of it cos it was costing too much for servicing? ;)
<mop> no, he doesn't like cars to be anywhere near the age of his girfriends ;)

<syn> quad core is fucking pointless
<syn> all it is is an e-penis extension
<syn> a high clocked dual core will outperform the QX6700 for gaming
<syn> so unless you're doing a lot of rendering work, what's the point
<Stotty|lab> I don't do gaming though
<Stotty|lab> I do a lot of rendering :)

* Stotty|lab hears an olaf
<Stotty|lab> I can hear him grinning

<BOfH> Southeasterns site has been bought down by snow
<BOfH> There's only one thing to do
<BOfH> Email The Register

<Shish> I'm so proud of my little sister... she keeps logs of all our internet chats specifically so she can blackmail me later :3

<nqbw> My machines are like girlfriends: only I may see their ttys, nobody else may have access to the box, and definitely no third party back door access.

<Jibbler> <Paul> it's valentine's day tomorrow
<Jibbler> <Kate> and
<Jibbler> <Paul> does that mean i should get a present?
<Jibbler> <Paul> it'll only be two weeks since i met you!
<Jibbler> <Kate> i dont know
<Jibbler> <Kate> do you have a hoover?

<dmc|home> oh dear, becca has just informed me that I have my tshirt on inside out
<dmc|home> and annoyingly, she is correct :-/
<dmc|home> comes to something when your two year old has to tell you how to dress :)

* Moofdrid cuddles SuperMatt
* InsomniaCity puts a banana in SuperMatt's pocket
<InsomniaCity> Moofdrid: cue...
<Moofdrid> is that a hardon in your pocket, or are you not pleased to see me?

<Kitty> ARGH!
<Kitty> I called the dwp
<Kitty> their answer phone message is in welsh1
<Pyro> dwp?
<Kitty> department of work and pensions
<Kitty> even the bloody dutch version of the dwp had the decencey to abuse me in english

<Twigathy> Also - if anyone ever asks you do do CORBA stuf, politely refuse and then return with a shotgun

<ka> moprhine and the "clear *zzzzzzap*" machines exist for a reason D
<ka> i forget what theyre actually called though at the moment
<Oziris> defibrelators
<ka> thats the ones
<ka> though "clear *zzzzzzap*" is much better. you all knew what i meant and i didnt have to use long words \o/

<Rah> lady Chatterly's lover +++
* Rah imagines cluedo based around that
<Rah> 'the gardener on the kitchen table with the...'
<kimble> penis?
<wubs> screwdo then

<nqbw> Kitty: Yes, I watched 'Preaching to the Perverted'.
<nqbw> I knew that film was sado-masochistic when I first noticed it was in NTSC format.

<Kitty> bt.com has a mail server run by muppets
<nqbw> you can't spell muppets without smtp

<skinnybrown> Spammers don't seem to appreciate the irony of sending weight loss emails to an email address with the word "skinny" in it twice

<wubs> oo, i should be around for lunch, grab time to meet the great Moof
<foo> you could just meet Moof
<foo> I lived with him -- do you want to come here and touch me?
<Rah> i married the foo that lived witht he moof ;)
<dmc> yeah, avoid disappointment, stroke foo
<dmc> moof might be up for a bit of foo stroking as well

<Stotty> rarrr
<Stotty> network equipment changeover successful :D
<Stotty> only 6 minutes of downtime :)
<BleanD> :)
<BleanD> well done that man
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<BleanD> or not...

<syn> scotland
<syn> that's like, zone 7 isn't it?

<Geo[Arbeit]> lol: http://www.eligiblegreeks.com/
<Geo[Arbeit]> i just googled "eligible" to see if i had the spelling right
<Geo[Arbeit]> and I'm using google.co.uk for my searches.....
<Kitty> it saves a cookie, it knows all about you
<Geo[Arbeit]> i don't mind it knowing i'm greek, but I'm a bit scared that it knows i'm single....

<Cosmo> i'm happy with this album i've borrowed from a friend of mine for the moment
* Cosmo is listening to: "Cave In - Paranormal" from the album "Perfect Pitch Black"
* InsomniaCity is listening to: "Cosmo fapping" from the album " http://72.14.207.99:8080/"

<Atuin> Stotty|work: well, yes, but actually have been awake all night due to my sleep-deprived EEG today
<Stotty|work> worried about it?
<Atuin> not at all
<Stotty|work> how did it keep you awake then?

<suggestable> I am completely at home with tinkering with Windows... I can get a stripped-down version of Server 2003 (or XP for that matter) to boot from POST to desktop in ten seconds.
<FanBoy> and you're single?!

[after the earthquake in Folkestone]
<dmc|home> this was strong enough to make it hard to stand up - and becca was hanging on to her chair with a very odd look on her face and things fell off the shelves :)
<dmc|home> I had to hang onto the wall - it was so bad I *nearly* spilled my tea :-)
<dmc|home> was ok - I save it though

* Twigathy wonders why HTML/XML/etc have a DOM and no SUB... [okay, geeky and bored twig :p]
<Moof> Twigathy: cos we're all having to be masochists when dealing with HTML/XML/etc

* Rah has 2 minutes left to drink the anti-cba potion

<Atuin> yikes... "smoking can raise the physiological altitude by four to five thousand feet above actual cabin altitude"
<kimble> suppose how high you get depends on what you're smoking...

<FanBoy> that will teach me not to read 4chan whilst preparing presentation slides
<Sel> hows it go?
<FanBoy> I kept forgetting to give the handouts when i practiced it so i wrote "HANDOUTS MOTHERFUCKER" in the notes section of the slide
<FanBoy> nobody would have seen it but the computer fucked up and went out of the powerpoint mode >.<

<ben> a speaker is just a loud resistor
<ben> like janet street-porter

<May17> rm `which sh` does not do system good
<May17> people lie on freenode
<May17> =[

<Morti> See, I should just have SlimeyPete tell me stuff.
<Morti> For some reason things that he tell me stick in my head.
<Morti> Like how Johnny Depp is cute.
<Morti> I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT FOR CO526

<kimble> on the subject of bile, i should eat something
<kimble> unfortunately, the apathy-o-meter is reading 750 milliKentUnions

<Deeps> heard an awesome announce on the PA earlier
<Deeps> "passengers dicks, hairy and small, please report to the passenger desk"

<elate|raptor> WeatherBot: forecast
<WeatherBot> Give me a second while I look that up...
<WeatherBot> Mostly cloudy and cooler. Precipitation possible within hours, possibly heavy at times. Windy.
<elate|raptor> weatherbot bbcforecast
<WeatherBot> Give me a second while I look that up...
<WeatherBot> The weather will be dark brown with blue.
<elate|raptor> uh oh

<foo> wubs: pushing some vista updates out to you
*** wubs quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<foo> whoops ;)

* Shish looks at his finger nails
* Shish notes that the pliers are over the other side of the room, but a hacksaw is right here...
<Shish> that worked exactly as well as I thought it would :(

<robrob> and i presume you've met drm?
<Kitty> digital restriction manglement ?
* Shish read that as digital ressurection management :|
* Shish thought of zombies before he thought of data recovery...

<nuked> l33t 0v3rl04d
<BleanD> so 1337 its actually 1338

<GeekMistress|Titania> porn or lawn?
* nqbw is watching a pair of lesbians, one serving, one receiving.
<nqbw> To clarify, I am watching Wimbledon.

<Spike> yeah, I always work naked
<Spike> dont you?
<Moofdrid> i'm the director in an ofiice. in a muslim country.
<Moofdrid> that's a no

<syn> evad: as you well know, homosexuality is an abomination, unless it's two chicks in which case it's hot.
<syn> hooray for daily mail rationale!
<evad> Why would you want to see chickens having sex
<syn> it's someone's fetish

<Jibbler> google's acquired grandcentral
<Stotty> what would Google want with a train company?
<ats> well, obviously Google would make the trains run on time
<ben> and they'd be free
<ben> but there'd be a man who rifles through your belongings, then tries to sell you things you don't already have

<Morti> Sleep plzkthx.
<FanBoy> you wouldnt make a very good hypnotist Morti

<Morti> rince is like the Kenny of #tagsoc.
<Morti> Because you're poor and it's hard to understand what you're saying.
<Morti> Get a duffle coat.
<rince> thanks :P
* Moof kills rince.
<rince> Morti: cue!
* Moof assumes that Morti is, right now, calling his Lord's name in vain, pointing out the obvious state of decease of rince and questioning Moof's parentage.

* Stotty|work proof reads an e-mail to his boss and notes that he spelled "impossible" wrong by missing out the "im" :-/

[Moof posts a link to a BSOD tattoo picture]
<InsomniaCity> he's so going to regret that
<InsomniaCity> particularly as thats the 9x bsod, and not the NT one