UKCIRC quotes, 2005

<rince> WRONG http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/jorna/boobs.jpg
<Flexo> How can anything with boobs in the URL be wjtoijretiareothreaotrharther AARRGH MY EYES

<Flexo> well, I have a recipe for chocolate tarte here, and I need to translate it
<Flexo> And google seems to think that one of the ingredients is a pink dress.

<rince> EVIL
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<syn> ARGH ARGH ARGH
<syn> OH GOD
<syn> not you cutter

<unhamburger> denise richards sucks, big time
<rince> actually, given my current state, i quite like her :P
<SuperMatt> o.O
<rince> no matt, i'm not horny :P
<rince> i'm hungry and cooking peas
<SuperMatt> classic signs of horniness

<evad> vampyre: if the other guy is correctly firewalled then nmap wil ldie
<evad> *will die
<evad> .w
<evad> arhGHGHSDFSD!!@#L{!@L
<evad> I HATE SUN KEYBOARDS
<vampyre> yes they SUXK
<vampyre> SUCK

<Trapper> anyone up for a game of tetrinet?
<Half[NS]> wait
<Half[NS]> did someone say
<Half[NS]> TETRINET
<Trapper> yes :P
<Half[NS]> go go go go go
<Half[NS]> go go go go go
<Half[NS]> go go go go go
<Half[NS]> go go go go go
<reggitsti> STOP
<reggitsti> hammer time...
<Half[NS]> \o/\o/\

<Paul> bored now
* Paul wonders if he can last another month
<nuked|lab> viagra + pro-plus

* azz notes BBC News talking about the shuttle returning to Homebase, and wonders if they're going to buy some more tiles

<Smaf> Morti: I'm a partially pessimistic idealist.
<rince> i'm an optimistic realist
<rince> it doesn't work very well

<Moof> morning
<Moof> and oh what a beautiful morning!
* Trapper peers at Moof
<Trapper> too cheerful
<Moof> oh what a beautiful day!
<Trapper> he must be eliminated
* Trapper gets out her phaser rifle and goes moofhunting
<Trapper> I'm going on a Moof hunt
<Trapper> I'm going to catch a *weird* one
<Trapper> I'm not scared
<Moof> ¿?
<Moof> ¡!
<Trapper> oh no! It's an un-updated blog! We can't go under it, we can't go round it, we'll have to read through it!
<Trapper> *read* *read* *read* *read*
<Trapper> I'm going on a moof hunt
<Trapper> I'm going to catch a *weird* one
<Trapper> It's a lovely day
<Trapper> I'm not scared
<Trapper> oh no!
<Trapper> It's IRC!
<Trapper> We can't go through it, we can't go round it, we'll just have to quit it!
*** Trapper has quit [Exit: moof hunt]

*** Trapper has quit [Exit: moof hunt]
<SuperMatt> lizzie is hunting moof?
<SuperMatt> but she's getting married and he's gay
<SuperMatt> this sounds like a job for jerry springer!

* SuperMatt wonders how long the channel can go just using actions
* evad thinks a long time
<rince> Ubersparkle :D
<SuperMatt> evad: WRONG!

* Jibbler thinks tv needs more nipples
<Jibbler> it's already full of tits

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<benzilla> uergh
*** benzilla was kicked from #chipbutty by foo [OUT YOU UNCLEAN MAN]

<Kitty> my dads an arsehole
<Kitty> he's also short
<Kitty> my height
<Kitty> when it comes to willy waving
<Kitty> my dad sucks
<rince|uni> ...
<Kitty> erm,
<syn> denied.
<rince|uni> yuo can only make it worse by talking
<syn> i would quotefile it but my email hurts.

<Kitty> deer god
<Kitty> what have I started ?
<syn> deer god?
<syn> that's a bit pagan

<Dib> dear god
<Dib> so many bloody links
<Dib> aall media
<Dib> the noise is horrendous
<Grazz> eh?
<Dib> the autourl catcher is annoying
<Grazz> oh. you have mirc set to auto open them don't you
<DW|Helldesk> http://www.randomlinkfordave.com
<Morti> http://www.tubgirl.com
<DW|Helldesk> that just mean morti
<Nebhead> http://anotherlinkfordave.co.uk
<Dib> grazzL i cant stop it
<Dib> its fucked up
<Morti> http://www.crazyfrog.com
<Nebhead> http://howaboutthisone.net
<Dib> seriously
<Dib> my computer just locked up
<Dib> and i just lost three windows i needed
<Dib> cheers people
<Dib> :/
<Morti> http://www.noproblem.com

<Trapper> la la la
<Moof> noNonoNonoNonoNO!
<Moof> it's the fifth! not the third!
<Moof> it's la la la! not la la la!
<Moof> *read* the music in front of you, it's not just pretty dots on a line!
<Moof> now. Again?
<Trapper> La la La!
<Moof> noNonoNonoNonoNO!
<Trapper> :|
<Moof> it says "piano" woman! Piano! That's not an indication of what instrument you should sound like. it means "Softly"!
<Trapper> <h6>la la la!</h6>
<Moof> noNonoNonoNonoNO!
<Moof> you're a sweet, innocent little bairn. I mean, I know you're getting married this week, but there's no call to sound so saucy!
<Trapper> hjrm :/
<Trapper> ok
<Trapper> la! la! la!
<Moof> noNonoNonoNonoNO!
<Trapper> what now? :(
<Moof> they're not semiquavers.
<Trapper> :|
<Trapper> la la? la!
<Moof> hmmmm
<Moof> close
<Moof> let' try again, shall we?
<Trapper> ok
<Trapper> la? la? la!
<Moof> do you see a ligature between the first and second note?
<Moof> do you?
<Moof> cos I don't
<Trapper> nooo :|
<Trapper> how would *you* do it maestro?
<Moof> la lâ là
<Trapper> too much accent on the last note!
<Trapper> even you can not be perfect Master Radford!
<Moof> not at all, that's why there's a little dahs on it!
<Moof> Lizzie, Lizzie, I only put you through this becasue I want the best for you. I'm well past my prime, and a baritone to boot.
<Moof> I know you can do this, you have the skill
<Moof> now, try again?
<Trapper> la lâla laa!
<Moof> excelente! cara mia! now do it like that every time!
<Moof> again?
<Trapper> la lâla laa!
<Trapper> I think I have it!
<Moof> you do indeed! you do indeed!
<Moof> by jove you have it!
<Trapper> o/~ The rain in spain stays mainly on the plaiiiin!

*** DanBlood has quit [Exit: So sue me! .. but don't expect to win, i have a lawyer for a girlfriend!]

<rorshach666> ugh, i forgot what the main m:tg chan's like
<rorshach666> <cyberxxjock2> msg me for t2, sealed, po ro ext post ban casual
<rorshach666> dude, wtf?
<rorshach666> i *think* he wants a magic game
<rorshach666> or his cats on the keyboard

<sc|trying_to_pack> i know
<sc|trying_to_pack> i'll install suse
<Morti> He changes operating systems about as often as I change my pants. :/

<Atuin> ping
<Morti> pong
<typo> table

<syn> the police need guns
<syn> otherwise how is the government going to shoot itself in the foot?

<Tinkerbell> Jenny: whatever syn tells you, do the opposite :p
<syn> DON'T SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR BOOBS.

* cb lols as a director walks in and asks: "Who changed all our ringtones to farmyard animals!?"
<cb> Nice to see yesterday's work wasn't wasted :)

<syn> lol
<iBot> rumour has it lol is Loser On Line. And by just using it you've proved the point
<syn> STOP THAT

<Guest5366> GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY
<Guest5366> the slime just got its license extended
<Guest5366> booze until 5am :D
<Guest5366> BAD NEWS EVERYBODY
<Guest5366> chanserv can lick my balls
*** Guest5366 is now known as syn

* rince dons tin foil hat
* syn dons Corleone

<syn> this is your quest.
<Dan|Tidying> no, my quest is to find the one true floor ... using the one true binliner ..
<syn> alright, this is a subgame then

<Paul> arg, do i watch that or the holly valance video that's on now?!
<Paul> it's the naked bit
<Paul> phwoah
<foo> it's not quite the same when it's relayed on IRC
* Paul tries his best to relay it over irc
<Paul> ( o Y o )
<Paul> ( oY o)
<Paul> (o Yo )
<foo> then what?
<dmc|home> I think he has passed out
<dmc|home> or drowned in his own drool

<Kitty> !figlet "less than 12 characters."
<Joey> Sorry, Figlet is restricted to less than 12 characters.

* falcon wonders who Zebedee is
<falcon> i used to know someone with a pony called Zebedee but i doubt the pony got onto irc
<Oziris> could be a smart pony
<syn> i've seen people less competent with a keyboard than your average horse make it to irc

<foo> where's the innuendometer these days, azz?
<azz> Moof broke it

<Kitty> ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT!
* Flexo { }

<Kitty> ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT!
<creature> ALL DENTISTS BRACE FOR MONEY!

<elate> hmm rain, rain, some rain, bit of rain, followed by rain, and then rain, with a last bit of rain, and then some rain right at the end

* nuked grins, n000bs
<red_pill> noobs?
<Xiphi> go back to sleep, he said noobs not boobs

<Deeps> Monty: remind me in 77 hours i have a meeting at 9.30am
<Monty> BANNED

<Bob|NotBel> Pyro: you might want to use more tongue next time
<Pyro> Bob|NotBel: more tongue? I still have a stain!
<Pyro> erm
<Pyro> strain

<turnip> Hi.
<turnip> I want to do a System.out.print() but how do I choose what printer it goes to? Thanks!
<InsomniaCity> turnip: it doesn't. System.out.print* goes to the stdout
<turnip> Ok.
<turnip> I cant find a printer called 'stdout'. Where is it, the library?

<Moof> my fabric conitioner is baby perfume scented
<typo> so you smell of babies?
<Moof> and taste of chicken

<Kitty> creature: can kelly have her knickers back please?
<creature> No.
<creature> I am using them as a flag.
<creature> And wearing them on my head as I run around and scream WHUBWHUBWHUBWHUBWHUB.
<creature> And polishing guns with them.
<creature> And throwing them at errant rockstars.
<creature> And wandering around the house wearing them, demonstrating the invisible properties of my latest pantyliners.
<creature> But to drift off-topic slightly, what knickers?

<Flexo> kel^oziris: could you quieten it down a bit? I'd rather not be able to hear you (through earplugs) in my own room
<evad> o.0
<evad> 0.o

* skel stops playing with j2me as he's getting somewhere and thus starting to enjoy it and goes bed o/

<Kitty> !calc sqrt((30000/26)/pi)
<Borris> Kitty: 0.9289840333480025
* Kitty wonders if she just broke the laws of physics
<Kitty> !calc pi
<Borris> Kitty: 1337.0

[after Nai-Nai posted a picture of her boyfriend naked...]
<Nai-Nai> SuperMatt: what's the difference between you naked and him naked?
<Oziris> the height

<Tanedra> yeah, you know it's a shite module when you don't have to bother going - you can get it all from Quotes.

<foo> you'd never cope with me, Xiphi
<Xiphi> nope, too right I wouldn't
<foo> :)
<Xiphi> wrong side of high maintenance for my liking ;o)
<foo> i just need watering with beer and whiskey ;)
<Jibbler> that's a radical hair treatment

<syn> once again, I think I've just been insulted but can't quite tell
* syn congratulates creature

* ben hrms at wired headline: "Catholic Schoolgirls Unravel DNA"
<ben> I don't like where my mind went with that one

<rince> too many goths
<rince> damn them all to hell!
<rince> damn them all to meadows even!

<kelbelle> !speall yogurt

<evad> I vote pao as Abuse Officer ;)
<Tim> evad: I agree, pao is excellent at giving abuse.

<evad> I don't think the SBS announcement has so far increased our users or game server users
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<evad> I may have spoken too soon

<Kitty> I find it amusing that I appear to have the word paranoia in my hilight twice

<Kitty> elate: was nice to meat you tonight, apolgies if I scared you atall
<Morti> You can tell Kitty's said that before. ;)
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<Kitty> Twigathy: was nice to meat you tonight, apolgies if I scared you atall

<unhamburger|campus> where are people now? i'll come find you
<Piglet> I'm in socks, but alone.. other people are in other comp rooms
*** syn changed the topic of #tagsoc to: [...] < Piglet> I'm in socks, but alone [...]

<Jibbler> you know your career is long and gone when a google search for your name brings up a geocities site as the first result http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=jason+donovan

<Morti> SlimeyPete: Bring money that we can turn into beer. ;)
<syn> is that like frat boy jesus?
<syn> 'fuck water into wine, watch me go to oddbins!'

<PornShower> oh
<PornShower> my god
<PornShower> oh
<PornShower> my
<PornShower> god
<PornShower> oh
<PornShower> my
<PornShower> god
<PornShower> OMG!!!
<ka> someone been playing with their new anne summers toys?

<Trapper> thirsty :(
*** pao is now known as father-jack
<father-jack> drink
<dmc|home> feck?
<father-jack> not with you ta
<dmc|home> arse

<Fluffy> you weren't at kiad yesterday were ya dude? if not you have a lookalike
<Morti> I wasn't.
<Morti> I must track down this individual...
<Morti> What do they look like?

<kelbelle> Why, when googling images of self harm, have i found a picture of the pope?

<Glinski> lol. So many people I've talked to think it's gonna be brilliant just cos it has dragons in it
<Glinski> I stand by my point of 'if tubgirl had dragons in it would you want to watch it?'

<typo> i put the gravy through the separator
<typo> to take the fat off
<purps|nodnolBound> what's a seperator?
*** purps|nodnolBound is now known as purps
<kimble> "-- "
<purps> kimble: :p
<kimble> nahh, makes perfect sense: the fat sticks to the dashes, leaving the nice bits to drip throuhg the space character. this is why OE users can't make nice gravy

<Kitty> being ill sucks
<rince> stop being ill \o/
<rince> next problem?
<Kitty> love you rince
<rince> that a problem

<purps> legs? who needs em?!
<Rah[2]> me!
<Rah[2]> otherwise i'd be boobs on hips!

<kelbelle> o/~ you remind me of the babe
<creature> Fucking babe song.
<Kitty> creature: didn't know you was into beastiality!
<creature> Careful. I don't think that joke's rated for the stress you've put it under, it's that forced.

* DW|Campus has undeniable proof that Ian Utting is an orc
<DW|Campus> well we knew he was evil deadline wise
<DW|Campus> but there is undeniable proof on the co831 course assessment page he is an orc
<Oziris> how so?
<DW|Campus> the "Collection" points for the 3 courseworks (all set by him) are from O R C

* ka looks in
* hawg looks out
* Twigathy looks in, out, in, out and shakes it all about O_O
<Twigathy> wait, that sounds rather wrong
<Twigathy> all /clear please.

<syn> lily regarding washing my clothes:
<syn> "at least TRY to make the people who are attracted to you a *little* less ashamed of themselves"

*** Coko|Poker is now known as Coko|Poor

<Xiphi> everyone knows the best offers come in a pm ;o)
<foo> /msg Xiphi wanna come over some time when Rah's out?
<foo> dang
<Xiphi> lol, see ;o)
* Xiphi slaps foo
<foo> thanks
<dmc|home> msg Xiphi you wanna come over here when rah is?

<RocketDog> zbot (sp) rankle
<zBot> RocketDog: You spelt zbot wrong, here's some suggestions: bot, Boot, Zibo, bit, boat, boot, bout

<Morti> Incidentally, why am I not +a?
<Morti> Still not.
<Deeps> we're running short on 'a's
<Deeps> they've been replaced with q's
<Deeps> so from now on if you could qll refrqin from using them qnymore, it would be qppreciqted

<DanBlood> !tell Ingrid i've been sitting here for getting on for hours and i've only just noticed the money you left on my desk .. thanks for that :)
<Ingrid> yes. u didnt notice me knock on your door, walk into your room place the money next to u, walk out and pull the door too either
<DanBlood> :/
<DanBlood> what the hell was i doing?
<Ingrid> playing solitaire
<Ingrid> :P

<Pyro> D was really chuffed that they were walking along together and vicky was telling her all about this Ducttape person she'd be warned never to go near, and D got to say "yes, I know Ducttape - that's me.."

<pill_runner> ow do i add rapping on amozon?
* azz notes that being able to add rapping on Amazon would be quite cool -- "have your order delivered by Run DMC for only £3 more"
<Arcturus> azz: "We'll deliver that. And that's the way it is. HNH!"

<reggitsti> mm
<reggitsti> well i hopr it goee ok fr
<reggitsti> gor you
<reggitsti> fort you
<reggitsti> rvrn
<reggitsti> think I sguld hed bedwards
<reggitsti> goodnight o/

<dmc|home> virgin ntl - could be a decent competitor to sky at last )
<kimble> virgin NTL: the evil empire just got eviller
<Jonathan> Virgin are evil
<dmc|home> less evil than sky though :)
<Jonathan> but Sky don't run trains
<kimble> if sky ran trains you'd have to pay 40quid a moth and have first-class seats, but would only take to to the cities where there was a permiership football match on

<Morti> padme: Well put up or shut up, I've been booked to do a world tour and I need a singer.
<Morti> Well, I say "booked".
<Morti> Really I'm just sort of going and doing it.
<Morti> And when I say "world tour" I mean "busking session in Canterbury high street".

<Kitty> hello Dark-Side
<Dark-Side> Hello Kitty

<Beelsebob|Home> hehehehe, I just found an excelent answer to anyone who asks me "how do you do that" on my unicycle...
<Beelsebob|Home> "it's easy... double vision"

<Piglet> well, that was cold
<Piglet> I think waking up topless, legs dangled over an armchair in dbs is a fairly sure sign that I had far too much to drink last night

<Twigathy> hah, your automagically generated speeddial number is also the answer to life the universe and everything :)
<kelbelle|busy> I am the answer to the universe, life and everything!

<Smaf> It's so weird having the internet back.
<Grazz> you could turn it off?

<ANDRY> how to get free gprs?
<caaarlo> ANDRY: give an operator some money, and they'll give it to you for free
<Moof> ANDRY: you need to set the billing rate for GPRS on your tariff to 0 by hacking into the rates system
<Moof> of course, the other way is to try callign your customer support centre claiming to be an an engineer on an "ID ten-T customer service test". Depending on your network, they may turn off GPRS billign for you to "test" it, at which point you hang up, and forget to call them back to reactivate it.
<Moof> ANDRY: what network are you using?
<ANDRY> orange france
<caaarlo> what do they call the ID ten-T customer service test in French? or is that a GSM standard?
<Moof> caaarlo: well, it's in europe, so it might be an ID ten-TE test.

<kelbelle|busy> Another word for "sort out"
<creature> In the rearrange sense?
<Grazz> "deal with"
<Grazz> "throw monkeys at"
<kelbelle|busy> "The european Union neede to "throw monkeys" at its legal reasoning to cope with expantion"
<Grazz> yeah, that'd work

<creature> I am going to ask you a technical question. The question will be complete as it stands. You will then answer one of the following (and *nothing* else): "Yes," "No," or "Don't know."
<creature> Shall we give the experiment a go?
<Kitty> hmm, patronising wanker isn't a valid response? shame

<Seraph> I suddenly thought a week ago that rince had joined our WoW guild
<rince> he hadn't :(
<Seraph> turned out that it was another Greek fellow, and on teamspeak he was just _exactly_ like rince
<Seraph> accent, craziness, everything
<Oziris> :o
<Seraph> yeah, it scares me to think there might be an entire country full of rinces

<azz> 'It's official: The war on Iraq is going well and "we're going to win".'
<azz> didn't Bush say the war was over, and we'd won? ;)
<ben|zzz> azz: we have always been at war with iraq... ;)

<kelbelle|buzzzy> Did i say earlier i was not malicious? I lied!
<Oziris> hehe you're not malicious... *whimpers*mustnotgetonherbadsidemust notgetonherbadsidemustnotgetonherbadsidemustnotgetonherbadside*whimper*

*** Pyro is now known as FirebrightGoldenbrow
<FirebrightGoldenbrow> HippieNames++
<benji> sounds like some dwarven aphrodisiac.
<Pyro> o.O
<Pyro> there was an image I didn't need
<Pyro> "Be that a battle-mace in thy chain-mail or art thou please to see me?"

* JonathanTheRedNosedReindeer lols at Channel 4 scheduling on 30th December!
<JonathanTheRedNosedReindeer> 9am - "The Magic of Jesus"
<JonathanTheRedNosedReindeer> followed by
<JonathanTheRedNosedReindeer> "When Magic Tricks Go Wrong"

<_____> "s'cuse me, we're having a threesome in your lounge but, silly me, I forgot to bring protection. Might I borrow some?"

<Twigathy> Im away from internets from the 24th-29th, then again from st to the 1st
<Twigathy> so if i suddenly dissapear, im just not near a computer for a while ;)
<Oziris|sleepies> you can go away from the internets now?
<Twigathy> yeah, they have thing thing called "outside".... :o
<Twigathy> Its like IRC, but without keyboards :o
<Twigathy> and people dont like being troutslapped in real life either :/

<JibbleBells> microsoft bought opera?
<gaudetypo> as he has an honorary knighthood, when his visits their offices it will be a knight at teh opera

<kelbelle> But the sex was *mindblowing*
<Smaf> oi
<Smaf> I
<Smaf> DONT
<Smaf> WANT
<Smaf> TO
<Smaf> KNOW

<creature> It might be Christmas, but your gift is not command of the English language.

<SuperMatt> a niche in the market! wind up vibes!
<kelbelle> Yeah, cos solar powered ones wouldnt work :P

<Oziris|crawley> thrid times a charm \o/
<Oziris|crawley> *tihrd
<Oziris|crawley> *third
<Oziris|crawley> \o/

[talking about Sun and the design of Java]
<creature> My past employers are like the Pope!
<creature> They are infallible!
<creature> And occasionally wear silly hats!
<creature> (OK, it is pretty stupid.)
<skel_> not half dead and refusing to let go? :P
<creature> D'oh, I walked into that one. :(

<creature> Why don't owls make love in the dark?
<creature> Because it's too wet to woo.
<creature> In the rain.
<creature> Damn.
* creature gets his coat.

<rince> telling him to stop being a wanker doth not work? have you tried euthanasia?

<Atuin> BleanD: hush, you'll get Moof all excited
* Moof raises an eyebrow
<Rah> and lo he comes with brows ascending
<BleanD> i dont want to think about Moof coming thank you

<rince> !set morti = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
<Borris> rince: ok, morti is now equal to 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
<rince> !calc morti
<Borris> rince: 3.141592653589793
<rince> There. I proved that morti is irrational.

*** kelbelle has quit [Exit: I have to be sobre for a year before I can consider owning a plant let alone a relationship - so why am i marrying rince?!]

<Oziris> tis kitteh and creature... they can go onfor hours -.-
<rince> tantric argument

<ben> o/~ oh lord won't you buy me a mercedes
*** ben is now known as benzzz

* kelbelle seess the ASBO and rasies a corrupt legal system
<Twigathy> I'm just waiting for Kitty to shout "MORNINGTON CRESANT!"
* Kitty sees the currupt legal system, raises a US flag and a rendition of Stars and Stripes
* Kitty slaps Twigathy
<Kitty> Twigathy: go directly to dollis hill, do not pass kings cross, do not collect a terrorist

<kelbelle|busy> !spell offense
<Borris> kelbelle|busy: Suggested spellings: offence
<kelbelle|busy> heh, only a law student can get that worng!
<Twigathy> !spell worng
<Borris> Twigathy: Suggested spellings: Wong, worn, worn g, worn-g, wrong

<kelbelle> And THEN i get a 36 page PDF file that is completely BLANK
<kelbelle> (although a little ironic as it is entitled The Open University's Feminist PErspectives in Law

<kelbelle|busy> Talk to face cos the tits arent listening
<Kitty> hi
<kelbelle|busy> impeccable timing,. Kitty

<Oziris> hmmm.... seemed in the crazyness that was last nights free drink session i still managed to spend 10 quid

*** kelbroke has quit [Exit: At least LEslie Ash broke her ribs in sordid sex sessions: I get mine broken getting glomped by a goth!]

<Tan|essaying> !tell Ingrid no, I have no idea when it's due. I'm just gonna try to get them both done asap :S
<Ingrid> yeah.
<Kitty> !tell Tan|essaying no borris
<Tan|essaying> oh yeah.

<Arcturus> I feel sorry for my friend who works at google. They released a new release candidate kernel last night, that he wrote a good part of and it's bricked about 5000 test machines.
<Moof> I assume they'll now have to somehow force reboot 5000 boxen
<Jibbler> that's what they use the pigeons for, now

<kelbelle> Can i shower with you elate?
<elate> there is barely enough water for me tbh :(
* kelbelle sulks
* beelsebob|Home would offer to shower with kelbelle, but I'd get slapped
* Kitty would offer to shower with kelbelle, the slap is just a bonus

<kimble> Trapper: so, have you read jane ayre? :)
<kimble> it reads a bit like livejournal, but there's a good bit at the end where she marries a chav from rochester...

<pao> I like babylon5
* kimble does the basic B5 fan checklist... pao: purple or green? lyta or ivonava? cats or hamsters?
<pao> not that much of a fan!
<kimble> oh, come on - you've lived in canterbury, haven't you?
<pao> I still do!
<kimble> there was a time when most of the posters on alt.babylon5.uk were canterbury residents
<reggitsti> all 3 of them?

<Jibbler> gah, i need a new bed
<Jibbler> i swear it's that which is making me so tired
<Xiphi> must ....... resist .......easy...joke
<Jibbler> mmm
* Jibbler wonders what it would have been!
<Jibbler> i reckon it wakes me up in the middle of the night when i turn over cos it's so squeaky
<Xiphi> oh...man
* Xiphi bites her fist

<kelbelle|busy> Twig, do you like twiglats?
<Twigathy> tbh kel, never given that any thought XD

<kelbelle> He *may* come to the cart?
<kelbelle> In which case we murder him like denis from eastenders?
<DanBlood> no. that's silly
<DanBlood> we murder him like den from eastenders

* DanBlood plots the design of a cloaking device made entirely out of plectrum ..... plectrums are so good at hiding!

<blondie> is there a 24 season 5 "prequel"?
<Half[NS]> yes blondie season 4

*** bob has joined
<kelbelle|busy> Glinski: it is faking a LOUD orgasm in a public place
<kelbelle|busy> impeccable timing there bob :P

[during a debate about IRC etiquette]
<Moof> Dear Mr. Harsent, Regarding your statement of 22:52 CET, I am writing to you to express my views on thsi issue. I feel that indeed one does use a different language on Internet Relay Chat (IRC) than in letters. However, I must concur with my esteemed colleague Mr. Mortuus47 that "woould of" is incorrect usage wherever you happen to encounter it.
<Moof> With ntohign further to dd, I remain, yours sincerely, Giles A Radford OE MEng (Hons)

<Morti> Everyone in my house has abnormally large breasts for their respective gender.

* bat looks confused
<SuperMatt> that's the problem you get when flying too close to some kind of sonar generator

<Stotty|notlab> is there something happening with the sun today?
<Stotty|notlab> only there's eleventybillion people with telescopes pointed at the sun at the back of Darwin
<ben|zzz> yeah, it's being repaired
<ben|zzz> the filament needs replacing
<Stotty|notlab> wondered why it was so dull the last few weeks
<nuked> "how many astronomers does it take to change a sun ?"

<Trapper> ooh
<Trapper> that's satisfying
<Trapper> I'm above ducttape

* red_pill inserts linux in to xiphi
<powerXiphi> you'll insert nothing in me young man without taking me to dinner first :oP

*** powerXiphi is now known as Xiphi
<Xiphi> I've lost my powers
<foo> what changed?
<evad> X86iphi
<evad> i'm so funny.

* Stotty goes downstairs to make a cottage pie
*** Stotty is now known as Stotty|cottaging

* mike_jh throw the "potatoe masher" in the bin
<Kitty> mike_jh: why are you binning it?
<mike_jh> Cause it's scared of potatoes

<Deus> i feel quite warm
<Deus> the sun is beating on my chest
<Deus> and it feels like someone with warm hands is rubbing me all over
<Deus> that's how i feel right now
<syn> DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO SPEAK THEIR MIND?

<skel> tbh, i didn't get where i am through hardwork, just by outrunning the more stupid people ;)

<Dan|RBR> why does iexplorer hate colours?
<Morti> It's a goth.

* skel ponders what to do
<kelbelle> me! me!
<Sel> just keep the noise down
* skel blinks at kel
* Sel gives skel a book on the art of seduction...points out that blinking isnt in there

<pao> wot song?
<Xiphi> o/~ you
<Xiphi> o/~ I wanna take you to a gay bar
<pao> gay bar gay bar
*** Atuin is now known as Atuin|Out

<kelbelle> I can meet you in foyer in about 5?
<Beelsebob> !remind me at 4:55 to library
* Piglet explains the difference between "in 5" and "at 5" to bob :P
<Beelsebob> damn it...
<Beelsebob> !remind me at 16:55 to library
<Beelsebob> ah... oh... in
<Beelsebob> ahhhhhh
* Beelsebob runs away

<Ingrid> if theres one thing that www.ratemyschlong.com proves, its that men have terrible taste in underwear.

<zebedee> Ok 9 sides left, 4.5 pages
<zebedee> Do i (a) finsih them now and miss equity tmrw
<zebedee> or (b) got to bed now and try and get to equity tmrw?
<Twigathy> or (c) walk to campus, work in lecture theatre overnight and wake up for lecture next morning!
<zebedee> Twig: Brilliant!
<zebedee> Why didnt i think of that?

<Twigathy> i avoid trees.
<Beelsebob|Home> haha, they're bigger than you and beat you up?
<Twigathy> yes :*(
<Twigathy> Im a mere twig

<zebedee> ok i have 2 sides left - gonna have a fag break
* zebedee curls up on skel's lap and sleeps
<skel> aww
<zebedee> I didnt realise the pun there -sorry!

<Alex> Moof: about?
<Moof> Alex: ish
<Moof> I was abotu to go buy some supper
<Alex> just a quicky :)
<Alex> er... didnt come out right
<Moof> no, you haven't

* Glinski just splats against his keyboard
<Moof> Glinski: that sounds norty?
<Glinski> get your mind out of the gutter then
<Moof> butbutbut
<Moof> I'm Moof!
<dib> Adolf stop that genocide right now. "butbutbut, im hitler"
<dib> doesnt stand up does it? heh.

<skel> which essay is this? if it's that feminism thing, snuggle has no place in it :P
<zebedee> It has more of a place there than in the poicing one!
<skel> "police don't restrain criminals in a snugglehug"

<Moof> rince: don't you know Yatta?
<rince> sounds familiar
[Moof pastes URL]
<rince> MY EYES
<rince> JAPAN IS WRONG

<hasKell> size doesnt matter, the bigger it gets the more it hurts
<northernrob> so it does matter then... :P

<Atuin> weather too bloody crap to fly though
<Danny> I can't find anywhere like that where there is an airport.
<Moof> Danny: I bet Atuin can

[talking about Parkwood showers]
<Twigathy> well that was interesting. it was a case of hot. COLD FUCK NO COLD ARGH. warm. hot. burning. skin melting. bad. ARF NOT THE COLD!

<Trapper> tell ben hot things are hot
<Danny> I'll pass that on when I next see ben
<Atuin> O.o
<kimble> it's a valentines poem, themed on eternalism and thermodynamics
<kimble> "hot thing are hot, cold things are cold, i will still love you when we're smelly and old"

<Stotty> other than verbally asking their permission, is there anything particular I need to do if I plan to publish the photos
<Jibbler> get a model release
<Stotty> a bit of paper that they sign?
<Stotty> Jibbler: was thinking more about when I go to America - I want to try to capture some cultural photos (like fat people, etc.)

<Twigathy> okay, i'll just proof-read it to check i havent made any idiotic spellig mistaykes

<Jibbler> JimH: yeah, monty's "turned off" in here
* Moof shows Monty some pr0n
<Monty> Ohhhh right one clue was prepared for water.
<Moof> that turned him on

<Deeps> !remind me in 12 hours to call SES
<Borris> Deeps: Ok, I'll remind you about that on Thu Feb 16 GMT 2006 (@459.48)
<Deeps> !remind me in 12 hours to call SES on 0114 266 9999
<Borris> Deeps: Ok, I'll remind you about that on Thu Feb 16 GMT 2006 (@460.25)
<Deeps> !remind me in 12.5 hours to email if i havent already
<Borris> Deeps: Ok, I'll remind you about that on Thu Feb 16 GMT 2006 (@481.42)
<Deeps> Borris: you complete me

<DanBlood> it's official .. the corners of asda smartprice brussels paté packets are the sharpest things on the planet
<DanBlood> so sharp that the people who produce cluedo should add it as a murder weapon

<Kitty> urgh
<Kitty> I want a number 6 screw
<Kitty> wtf is that in metric ?
<Moof> Kitty: "missionary"?

* TheLib notes that dogs + 5.1 speakers do not mix
<TheLib> one of my satellites just got pulled over
<Atuin> TheLib: what undertaking in geostationary orbit or something?

* Moof mips daisuke
* daisuke sw $t0, 0(Moof)

<hasKell> i want bed
<Twigathy> I'm sure i saw one SOMEWHERE in your room when I was over last ;)

* Twigathy gags hasKell
* Beelsebob hogties hasKell
<Twigathy> hog...tie?
<Twigathy> ....
<Twigathy> i shouldnt have googled for that

<SuperMatt> Pornie: can you fax me a pancake please
<Pornie> with pleasure, any sauce you want?
<SuperMatt> lemon juice
<SuperMatt> i'm a puritan

<LiemWork> I come across skinnydippers all the time when hiking
<Jibbler> messy

<skel> hasKell: go unplug stuff until lag goes away
<hasKell> O.o
<hasKell> wouldnt alex kill me?
<skel> that might be a side effect, yes

[talking about the weather]
<Jonathan> Kent was officially the dullest place in the country last month

<Jonathan> It was the dullest February for 26 years
<Jonathan> which is exactly how long I have been alice
<InsomniaCity> Jonathan is Alice eh?
<hawg> so, the operation was a success?
<InsomniaCity> blimey, you got the op early

<typo> now i've misplaced the stanley knife
<purps> now *isn't* the right time to say "up ya bum!", is it?

<rince> er you went shopping with no hands? O_o
<hasKell> yeah :D
<hasKell> cos it made me feel better
<rince> YOU *ARE* HARDCORE

<SuperMatt> I just lost the game
<mike_jh> That's alright, I lost the plot a long time ago

<Paul> remind me in 26 hours to get thing out of car
<Half[NS]> what thing?
<Paul> noyb
<ClydeFrog|bitchx> dead body stuffed in the boot
<Paul> shit, rumbled again

<InsomniaCity> who are you? :P
<Grazz> he's DaktAngle ;)
<DaktAngle> i'm me
<Tigthulhu> DaktAngle is DaktAngle
<Tigthulhu> out my head the pair of you
<DaktAngle> it's cosey though
<DaktAngle> full of duvets and sugar
<Tigthulhu> just coz it has candy and sugar and duvets and is purple
<Tigthulhu> stop it

<Dan|Bed> notice how much quotes have slowed down since kel hurt her wrists?

<MrTea> my favourite chemistry poem is of course "Poor old Charlie's dead and gone, / He'll be with us no more, / For what he thought was H20 / Was H2SO4."
<MrTea> perhaps there should be some others, like "Roses are red / Violets are blue / I colour my head / With H2O2."
<Moof> A baker, without a degree / Should know, I am sure you'll agree / That A cake, there's no doubt, / Will not rise without / NaHCO3

<Twigathy> "This train is for....ramsgate...and.....ramsgate. This train will divide at....Ashford international....for.....ramsgate and.....ramsgate"
<Jonathan> Twigathy: did you make sure you were in the right part of the train (front 4 coaches for Ramsgate; rear 4 coaches for Ramsgate)?

<blondie> first great western never check tickets on their intercity trains
<Azrel> Jonathan I've got on virgins before, and they haven't checked me
<Azrel> and if they do, I'll say I'm a student and I didn't know any better
<Jonathan> that's never been accepted as an excuse

<Stotty|lab> I just feel great
<Stotty|lab> I probably wont in an hour
* Stotty|lab goes to do some marking

<FanBoy> OMG NOOOO
<FanBoy> OMG NOOOO
<FanBoy> OMG NOOOO
* FanBoy CRIES
<belethcalwen> o.O
<FanBoy> MY CREAM EGG JUST ROLLED OUT THE WINDOW :(

<Seraph> I hate psychics.
<Pyro> they know

* ben notes there are 'jesus is alive' posters all over the place
<ben> I keep reading them and imagining brian blessed saying it

[talking about tilt-shift "model" photography]
<dmc|home> you could get some really cool shots from a plane around docklands
<dmc|home> although I suspect that flying around canary wharf in a small plane may attract attention :)
<dmc|home> "look at my photos of all those model people running screaming from the model tower block"
<dmc|home> "look at my photo of a model tornado shooting us down with a model missile"
<dmc|home> etc etc

<hasKell> sitting in the know earlier we were trying to decide what people would be in 15 years time
<beelsebob> Twigathy: you'll be a lecherous fat man hanging around outside clubs looking for kinky sex
<Twigathy> no, i'd rather be twig than generic-large-american-programmer-type-person
<beelsebob> accept your doom Twigathy
<Twigathy> My downfall will be diet cola tbh

* foo quirks an eyebrow at rince ... keep taking the pills
* rince dislocates foo's eyebrow
<foo> Time passes...
<foo> Time passes...
<foo> You die.

<hasKell> 4635
<hasKell> not bad
<bat> boobies? :)
<hasKell> nope not boobies
<hasKell> words about fundamental human rights
<bat> that's probably a good thing, there;s something wierd about odd numbers of boobies

<Morti> We differ in our opinions on what is gorgeous.
<Morti> hasKell: Am I gorgeous?
<hasKell> uhhhh
<Morti> Feel free to say no just this time.
<hasKell> :S how do i answer that? .
<Morti> I mean, any other time, I'm blatantly gorgeous.

[Twigathy slightly drunk]
<Twigathy> i dont need stufvno fucking nuckjed
<hasKell> pardon twiggles?
<Twigathy> I
<Twigathy> dont
<Twigathy> snmeed
<Twigathy> need
<Twigathy> n o
<Twigathy> fyckign
<Twigathy> ducign
<Twigathy> ducckmg
<Twigathy> fucking
<Twigathy> bucjed
<Twigathy> nucke
<Twigathy> bucket
<Twigathy> there

<Kitty> I like swing
<wfk> you'll learn

<Dark-Side> i must have slept in the worse possible position
<syn> 'worst'
<syn> and mine wins
<syn> i woke up with my body on the bed and my head on the floor.
<Dark-Side> Thats a very bad position to sleep in
<creature> Were you like one of those ghosts?
<creature> Who carries their heads under their arm?
<Dark-Side> Headless horseman
<syn> sort of, except with more attachment.
<syn> i was more a headed horseman.
<Dark-Side> that would be spooky
<creature> Did you have a horse?
<creature> If not, you were more of a headed man.
<creature> Which, on reflection, is not that uncommon.

<Kitty> northernrob: how large are you ?
<northernrob> blimey... around 14 stone, 6'3ish
<Kitty> I meant your prick you dick
<Twigathy> He just said! ;)

* Twigathy wonders how the conversation went from ID cards to politics to really-big-wangs
<skel> Twigathy: kitty

<Twigathy> Right, I think I shall read my computer systems book a little bit, then read some wikipedia, then shoot myself for doing work at 3pm when i work best between the seconds of 1am and 1 second past 1am

<ka> dammit, foot is killing me
<InsomniaCity> foot in mouth?
<ka> no, pizza in mouth, foot in pain

<hasKell> i have a legal talk and reception to go to at six - you wanna accompany me?
<DanBlood> i'd be delighted to appropriate the benefits of your career path *cough* i mean accompany you

<padme> SlimeyPete: urgh Greenwich. I hear theres this great galloping hairy monster taht pounces hyperactively on people and forces them to have vodka cookies

<Morti> I need to write a song, like some sort of really meaningful song about love and that.
<Morti> Something I can play to girls I fancy.
<unhamburger> "i know a song that'll get on your nerves"

* Twigathy wonders what a completely dark room would be like - no light at all
<skel> Twigathy: dark

<Moof> ,
<Ad-> ;
<unhamboobers> :
<Fudgeh> !
<Moof> ·
<Ad-> ?
<Moof> ¡
<evad> okay i'm going to stop you right there
<Moof> ¿?
<Ad-> full stop me?

*** Trapper is now known as Trapper|Towers
<Jase> "hallo, Trapper Towers, how are you? Is nice today, good. goodbye"

<Kitty> the only secure computer is one not connected to a network
<Kitty> this is why I recommend bt broadband

<Atuin> "Bye Bye Birdie"
<kimble> is that a show about a newbie lighting tech who doesn't know that MR16s need transformers?

* Moof peers at londonist
<Moof> now there's an inappropriate metaphor if I ever saw one
<Moof> "Much like group sex, watching the Boat Race can be loads of fun if you know what you're doing and do it with like-minded people."
<azz> Moof: it's not that overextended a metaphor; both involve lots of people and their cox, after all

<Dark-Side> Owner of a lonley heart...
<Dark-Side> Owner of a broken heart...
<DanBlood> selling on ebay? 3 days left, currently standing at £4.99 ... spares or repairs :P

<firebrand> don't play WoW
<firebrand> just don't do it
<firebrand> You'll turn into a nerd. Right now you're a geek, and thats fine, but you'll stop getting laid if you're a nerd.
<rince> but but 2000+ damage!

<BleanD> mop: i like you're thinking....
<BleanD> you're? yout
<BleanD> yout? your
<BleanD> let me try again
<BleanD> mop: I salute you

<Twigathy> hmm, I'd like to coin a new compression format called "yarr"
<Twigathy> Specially designed for the discerning pirate

* padme spends money on people
<padme> "I'll have one of those fine Spaniards. Oh and two of those Irish ladies. And how about that Scottish gent. Yes, that'll do nicely. Could you giftwrap them for me?"

<PornWork> how much roughly is 175g?
<Pyro|work> about 175g, I think...
<benji^Jax> erm about 25g short of 200grams PornWork
<PornWork> i mean proportional too weight wise
<benji^Jax> erm about twice as much as 85grams

<syn> reminds me of gareth from the office
<syn> wonder if there's a furry TA?
<Smaf> syn: it's only that one shift I have a problem with.
<syn> quiet, i'm busy insulting you.

*** Atuin is now known as Atuin|Sainsbars
<Atuin|Sainsbars> bollocks
<Atuin|Sainsbars> left my wallet at work
*** Atuin|Sainsbars is now known as Atuin|Coop

* Moof idly wonders if there's an atomic unit-angstrom per femptosecond unit
<Seraph> not a huge amount happens in a femtosecond
<syn> not true
<syn> that's how long it takes the average human to decide that Commander In Chief is shit

* foo notes kentmail falling down on its face
* ben notes pope catholic

<Deeps> no wonder you dont watch american tv evad
<Deeps> too many bloody adverts
<Deeps> and adverts for drugs
<Deeps> oh my
<Deeps> "levitra can help erectile disfunction"
<Deeps> "i didnt know having diabetes could lead to ED"
<Deeps> "i didnt know having high blood pressure could lead to ED"
<evad> YES THANKYOU
<evad> I KNOW
* Deeps DIDNT WANT TO KNOW EITHER
* Deeps cries

<Half[NS]> its for people with ADH......oh look a dog

*** PornWork is now known as Pornie|WithOzzit
<Seraph> so.. jen..
<Seraph> where are you again?
*** ozzit|nothere is now known as ozzit|withStupid

* red_pill sets Xiphi on fire
* red_pill sets mop and bleend on fire as well, to make shure nbo onbe is left out
* mop puts head in bucket of water

<Deus> bring forth the weekend!
<rince> why?
<rince> my plans include: angst
<rince> but i think i'll cancel

[Mikerosoft being crude]
<Seraph> Why am I thinking Mike's not fully in control of his PC?
<skel> is miker ever fully in control? ;P
<Seraph> not with jen around :/
<SuperMatt> not when jen's around
<Mikerosoft> not when jens on top ;)

<tuesday> and answer my lj beatch or you get cut :)
<DanBlood> lj beach .. sounds like a happy holiday spot :P
<tuesday> angst and woe at this holiday camp for self obsessed post teenagers?

<Morti> Anyone have any experience with pcupgrade.co.uk?
<Rah> yup
<Morti> Any good?
<Rah> dunno
<Rah> my entire experience was clicking that link ;P
<Morti> Thankyou.
<Rah> no problem :D

* Trapper hrms at phone call from red_pill
<Trapper> he started with "hi, how are you?"
<Trapper> "I'll come straight to the point, I'm ok, I'm at London Bridge, it's on fire"
<Trapper> "but I'm ok"
<azz> so you asked "is it your fault?"

<Morti> I think someone just called me a workaholic.
<Morti> Not entirely sure how to react to that, it's never come up before.

* DanBlood blinks
<DanBlood> </todays_exercise>
<DanBlood> actually .. should probably go wander around a bit ... i think my blood may have stopped moving

<tuesday> then i fall over
<Dan|KBR> well .. stoners do that :)
* Dan|KBR leaves before it gets dangerous
* Dan|KBR has quit IRC
<Morti> o/~ Brave sir Dan ran away/
<Morti> o/~ He bravely ran away away.
<Morti> o/~ When tuesday reared her ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled...

[talking about the summer ball]
<Jonathan> for £42 I could go and see Take That live and listen to some better music
<hawg> for £42 i could listen to my ipod and have £42

[talking about skel at LAN parties]
<syn> mild mannered skel...mild mannered skel..."WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YOU KILLSTEALING FUCKHEAD I'LL WRING YOUR THROAT AND SHIT IN YOUR EARS"...mild mannered skel

* Stotty uses rsync -Purv instead
<Jibbler> does that only copy the images of hot chicks?

* skel has 3 firewire ports :o
<skel> no idea how to use em. dunno if i have anything that goes into them
<skel> hm. the laptop has a mini-firewire hole
<evad> skel: same problem with women, right?

<tuesday> skel:have you sorted out your graduation yet or did you just give it to your parents?
<skel> what do you mean?
<skel> i returned the form asking for seats in the big room with other details. I gave them a cheque.
<skel> ordered gown online. what more do i need to do? o.O
<Twig-helpdesk> Sacrafice virgins, drink goats blood...you know, usual stuff

<DW> i revise for 5 mins and we get onto vaseline and chocolate cake?
<Morti> DW: This is what happens.
<Morti> Lesson?
<Morti> Don't revise.
<Kitty> DW: back to revision, I wanna see what happens afte 10 mins!

* firebrand returns with korma
* Pyro returns with karma
<firebrand> mine is yummier
* SuperMatt returns with a combine harvister
<SuperMatt> mine kicks all your arses
<syn> pfft
<syn> yours is second hand
<syn> mine's brand new
<syn> i'm keeping the key though.

<Morti> I'm sticking it to the man.
<creature> Hardly.
<Morti> Because you're such a revolutionary.
<creature> I have long hair and purple boots, man.
<creature> I'm practically Che.
<Oziris|ebr> more like cher

<eeevad> nothing lasts forever
<eeevad> well, nothing good lasts forever
<kirbz> i beg to differ
<kirbz> my budgie is awesome and he's lived 3 years past a budgies life span, almost 4. He is INDESTRUCTABLE
<kirbz> i think he's secretly planning to invade belgium

<Xiphi> mmmm, 183 second lag
* red_pill steels xiphis underwre, and then runs away and hides befor she see, what with her 183 second lag :P

<evad> Record this day in history
<evad> the day torrenting went wrong
<b00> even our house torrents are not working >.<
<syn> the day...
<syn> the warez boys
<syn> died
<syn> singin' why why miss american pie
<syn> all my torrents droppin' packets and my emule has died
<syn> even newsgroups turnin' up dry
<syn> singin' this'll be the day i go outsiiiide
<syn> this'll be the day i go outsiiiide
<syn> etc

<Moof> then it's a font issue
<Moof> so find otu what fonts work
<RGT> Do I see a font psychiatrist? ;)
<Moof> M-x psychoanalyze-font-lock-mode

<FanBoy> daisuke: wanna go on a mountainbiking holiday
<daisuke> FanBoy: i dont think im physically up for that :(
<FanBoy> me neither ;/
<FanBoy> im ok going down
<FanBoy> its the coming up
<FanBoy> snigger.
<FanBoy> wait
<daisuke> quite

<Khell> Oh Gods, where did the day go?!
<flip> Jamaica
<Khell> That rat bastard!

<SlimeyPete> if you think about it, winners fail at losing. In fact, they lose at losing. Thus, everyone's a loser - it's just that some people are in denial.

<Borris> Twigathy: you asked me to remind you to: get back to work, lazy (Set: Sat May 06 14:38:48 BST 2006 (@610.27))
<Twigathy> aww, do I have to Borris? :(
<Borris> no, just relax ^.^ *strokes*

<Moof> my local pubs will do pub suppers. consisiting of tapas, and if I'm lucky they can do paellas, or suckling pig, or big steaks....
<Moof> but no curries
<Moof> "a paella is jut a biryani really" is not a valid argument ;)

<Morti> Stay there.
<Twigathy> NO.
<Morti> And await my instructions.
<Twigathy> Fail. You shall obey ME!
* Twigathy tells Morti to go sit in a corner
<Morti> I'm already sitting in a corner...
<Twigathy> Good.
<Twigathy> Stay there.
<Twigathy> And sit. For all eternity.
<Twigathy> Until you are destroyed by the weight a zillion full stops.
* Morti goes to bed.
<Twigathy> Is it in a corner?
<Twigathy> IS IT?!
<Morti> Yes.
<Twigathy> Good.
<Twigathy> Stay there.

* typo flashmobs trappers sitting room
<typo> I'm a big woman

[dib doing A2 marking]
<rince> one dib to fail them
<dib> the lord of the dibs? three dibs for elven kids, under the sky. Seven for dwarf lords, in their exam halls, nine for mortal men, doomed to fail?
<dib> one for the dark marker, on his dark throne?
<dib> in the land of high school, where the teachers lie?
<dib> one dib to find them,one dib to bring them, one dib to bring them all and in the darkness bind them?

<rince> it's kinds Not know as pomegranate in greece :P
* skel bets it has a really hard to pronounce name
<rince> nope
<rince> easier than your name
<kelbelle> pom-eeee-granite
<kelbelle> ah you meant in greece ?.?
<rince> *patpat*

<evad> We are now banning hugs since they are causing problems
<evad> Hug ban begins now!
* InsomniaCity hugs evad
* evad arrests Ingrid
<evad> whoops, missed.

<Morti> Deus: But I think I'm falling in love with you!
*** Deus has quit

* hawg rofls at the last 2 news reports on google sidebar
<hawg> "Hybrid bear found in Canada"
<hawg> "Hybrid bear shot dead in Canada"

<syn> hi ho
<syn> hi ho
<syn> it's off to work you go
<syn> but not for me
<syn> cus i'm la-zee
<syn> hi ho
<syn> hi ho hi ho hi ho.

* kimble notes that barakta-food has been idle 19.5 hours, and hasn't even eaten anything

<FaeLLe> at school we used to pay girls with chocolates to lift their lacy froks :p
<InsomniaCity> quoted
<Jonathan|Exam> girls weren't allowed skirts at our school
<Jonathan|Exam> for exactly that reason
<InsomniaCity> for chocolate weakness? :P
<Jonathan|Exam> well
<Jonathan|Exam> they tended to be too short otherwise :(
<Jonathan|Exam> rather anal if you ask me :-/

<skel> only 3 weeks left of being an undergrad :(
<skel> ah, what i saying... hoofuckinrah \o/

<Rah> 21:14 < skel> ah, what i saying... hoofuckinrah \o/
<Rah> foo, obviously :P

[Moof about to have an eye operation]
* Moof|Blind hmmms
<Moof|Blind> well
<Moof|Blind> if I'm about to go blind, I might as well do something to deserve it
* Moof|Blind goes off in search of porn
<ats> too much information, Moof
<ats> way too much
<ats> *waaaaay* too much

<Xiphi> oh ffs
* Xiphi smacks herself again
<Xiphi> brain, meet hand
<Xiphi> hand, meet brain
<Xiphi> now, brain
<Xiphi> tell hand what to do
<Danny> I'll pass that on when I next see hand
<Xiphi> please Danny, if you could
<Xiphi> because my brain appears to be failing

<Kitty> http://bash.org/?83557
<InsomniaCity> rofl
<Kitty> http://bash.org/?106573
<InsomniaCity> rofl
<Kitty> http://bash.org/?4084
<Deeps> careful, you're going to give IC carpet burn if he keeps finding these things funny

* Sel ponders cold next day pizza
<skel> ew
<Deus> oooh
<Deus> that's given me an idea
<Deus> cold pizza takeaway thingies
<Deus> you ring up, order your pizza and they deliver it in 12 hours or your money back

<Jibbler> Xiphi
<Jibbler> how much does it cost to turd a garden per m^2 ?
<Jibbler> arg
<Jibbler> turf
<ben> turd's probably cheaper
<kimble> one wheelbarrow of manure does 10m^2, bag of