WRONG http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/jorna/boobs.jpg How can anything with boobs in the URL be wjtoijretiareothreaotrharther AARRGH MY EYES % well, I have a recipe for chocolate tarte here, and I need to translate it And google seems to think that one of the ingredients is a pink dress. % EVIL *** PrincessCutter^Pyro|Zzz has joined #rock ARGH ARGH ARGH OH GOD not you cutter % denise richards sucks, big time actually, given my current state, i quite like her :P o.O no matt, i'm not horny :P i'm hungry and cooking peas classic signs of horniness % anyone up for a game of tetrinet? wait did someone say TETRINET yes :P go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go STOP hammer time... \o/\o/\ % vampyre: if the other guy is correctly firewalled then nmap wil ldie *will die .w arhGHGHSDFSD!!@#L{!@L I HATE SUN KEYBOARDS yes they SUXK SUCK % bored now * Paul wonders if he can last another month viagra + pro-plus % * azz notes BBC News talking about the shuttle returning to Homebase, and wonders if they're going to buy some more tiles % Morti: I'm a partially pessimistic idealist. i'm an optimistic realist it doesn't work very well % morning and oh what a beautiful morning! * Trapper peers at Moof too cheerful oh what a beautiful day! he must be eliminated * Trapper gets out her phaser rifle and goes moofhunting I'm going on a Moof hunt I'm going to catch a *weird* one I'm not scared ¿? ¡! oh no! It's an un-updated blog! We can't go under it, we can't go round it, we'll have to read through it! *read* *read* *read* *read* I'm going on a moof hunt I'm going to catch a *weird* one It's a lovely day I'm not scared oh no! It's IRC! We can't go through it, we can't go round it, we'll just have to quit it! *** Trapper has quit [Exit: moof hunt] % *** Trapper has quit [Exit: moof hunt] lizzie is hunting moof? but she's getting married and he's gay this sounds like a job for jerry springer! % * SuperMatt wonders how long the channel can go just using actions * evad thinks a long time Ubersparkle :D evad: WRONG! % * Jibbler thinks tv needs more nipples it's already full of tits % *** benzilla [chatzilla@dm-9481.ukc.ac.uk] has joined #chipbutty uergh *** benzilla was kicked from #chipbutty by foo [OUT YOU UNCLEAN MAN] % my dads an arsehole he's also short my height when it comes to willy waving my dad sucks ... erm, denied. yuo can only make it worse by talking i would quotefile it but my email hurts. % deer god what have I started ? deer god? that's a bit pagan % dear god so many bloody links aall media the noise is horrendous eh? the autourl catcher is annoying oh. you have mirc set to auto open them don't you http://www.randomlinkfordave.com http://www.tubgirl.com that just mean morti http://anotherlinkfordave.co.uk grazzL i cant stop it its fucked up http://www.crazyfrog.com http://howaboutthisone.net seriously my computer just locked up and i just lost three windows i needed cheers people :/ http://www.noproblem.com % la la la noNonoNonoNonoNO! it's the fifth! not the third! it's la la la! not la la la! *read* the music in front of you, it's not just pretty dots on a line! now. Again? La la La! noNonoNonoNonoNO! :| it says "piano" woman! Piano! That's not an indication of what instrument you should sound like. it means "Softly"!
la la la!
noNonoNonoNonoNO! you're a sweet, innocent little bairn. I mean, I know you're getting married this week, but there's no call to sound so saucy! hjrm :/ ok la! la! la! noNonoNonoNonoNO! what now? :( they're not semiquavers. :| la la? la! hmmmm close let' try again, shall we? ok la? la? la! do you see a ligature between the first and second note? do you? cos I don't nooo :| how would *you* do it maestro? la lâ là too much accent on the last note! even you can not be perfect Master Radford! not at all, that's why there's a little dahs on it! Lizzie, Lizzie, I only put you through this becasue I want the best for you. I'm well past my prime, and a baritone to boot. I know you can do this, you have the skill now, try again? la lâla laa! excelente! cara mia! now do it like that every time! again? la lâla laa! I think I have it! you do indeed! you do indeed! by jove you have it! o/~ The rain in spain stays mainly on the plaiiiin! % *** DanBlood has quit [Exit: So sue me! .. but don't expect to win, i have a lawyer for a girlfriend!] % ugh, i forgot what the main m:tg chan's like msg me for t2, sealed, po ro ext post ban casual dude, wtf? i *think* he wants a magic game or his cats on the keyboard % i know i'll install suse He changes operating systems about as often as I change my pants. :/ % ping pong table % the police need guns otherwise how is the government going to shoot itself in the foot? % Jenny: whatever syn tells you, do the opposite :p DON'T SEND ME PICTURES OF YOUR BOOBS. % * cb lols as a director walks in and asks: "Who changed all our ringtones to farmyard animals!?" Nice to see yesterday's work wasn't wasted :) % lol rumour has it lol is Loser On Line. And by just using it you've proved the point STOP THAT % GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY the slime just got its license extended booze until 5am :D BAD NEWS EVERYBODY chanserv can lick my balls *** Guest5366 is now known as syn % * rince dons tin foil hat * syn dons Corleone % this is your quest. no, my quest is to find the one true floor ... using the one true binliner .. alright, this is a subgame then % arg, do i watch that or the holly valance video that's on now?! it's the naked bit phwoah it's not quite the same when it's relayed on IRC * Paul tries his best to relay it over irc ( o Y o ) ( oY o) (o Yo ) then what? I think he has passed out or drowned in his own drool % !figlet "less than 12 characters." Sorry, Figlet is restricted to less than 12 characters. % * falcon wonders who Zebedee is i used to know someone with a pony called Zebedee but i doubt the pony got onto irc could be a smart pony i've seen people less competent with a keyboard than your average horse make it to irc % where's the innuendometer these days, azz? Moof broke it % ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT! * Flexo { } % ALL HANDS BRACE FOR IMPACT! ALL DENTISTS BRACE FOR MONEY! % hmm rain, rain, some rain, bit of rain, followed by rain, and then rain, with a last bit of rain, and then some rain right at the end % * nuked grins, n000bs noobs? go back to sleep, he said noobs not boobs % Monty: remind me in 77 hours i have a meeting at 9.30am BANNED % Pyro: you might want to use more tongue next time Bob|NotBel: more tongue? I still have a stain! erm strain % Hi. I want to do a System.out.print() but how do I choose what printer it goes to? Thanks! turnip: it doesn't. System.out.print* goes to the stdout Ok. I cant find a printer called 'stdout'. Where is it, the library? % my fabric conitioner is baby perfume scented so you smell of babies? and taste of chicken % creature: can kelly have her knickers back please? No. I am using them as a flag. And wearing them on my head as I run around and scream WHUBWHUBWHUBWHUBWHUB. And polishing guns with them. And throwing them at errant rockstars. And wandering around the house wearing them, demonstrating the invisible properties of my latest pantyliners. But to drift off-topic slightly, what knickers? % kel^oziris: could you quieten it down a bit? I'd rather not be able to hear you (through earplugs) in my own room o.0 0.o % * skel stops playing with j2me as he's getting somewhere and thus starting to enjoy it and goes bed o/ % !calc sqrt((30000/26)/pi) Kitty: 0.9289840333480025 * Kitty wonders if she just broke the laws of physics !calc pi Kitty: 1337.0 % [after Nai-Nai posted a picture of her boyfriend naked...] SuperMatt: what's the difference between you naked and him naked? the height % yeah, you know it's a shite module when you don't have to bother going - you can get it all from Quotes. % you'd never cope with me, Xiphi nope, too right I wouldn't :) wrong side of high maintenance for my liking ;o) i just need watering with beer and whiskey ;) that's a radical hair treatment % once again, I think I've just been insulted but can't quite tell * syn congratulates creature % * ben hrms at wired headline: "Catholic Schoolgirls Unravel DNA" I don't like where my mind went with that one % too many goths damn them all to hell! damn them all to meadows even! % !speall yogurt % I vote pao as Abuse Officer ;) evad: I agree, pao is excellent at giving abuse. % I don't think the SBS announcement has so far increased our users or game server users *** chrisbrown has joined #cs I may have spoken too soon % I find it amusing that I appear to have the word paranoia in my hilight twice % elate: was nice to meat you tonight, apolgies if I scared you atall You can tell Kitty's said that before. ;) *** Twigathy has joined #rock Twigathy: was nice to meat you tonight, apolgies if I scared you atall % where are people now? i'll come find you I'm in socks, but alone.. other people are in other comp rooms *** syn changed the topic of #tagsoc to: [...] < Piglet> I'm in socks, but alone [...] % you know your career is long and gone when a google search for your name brings up a geocities site as the first result http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=jason+donovan % SlimeyPete: Bring money that we can turn into beer. ;) is that like frat boy jesus? 'fuck water into wine, watch me go to oddbins!' % oh my god oh my god oh my god OMG!!! someone been playing with their new anne summers toys? % thirsty :( *** pao is now known as father-jack drink feck? not with you ta arse % you weren't at kiad yesterday were ya dude? if not you have a lookalike I wasn't. I must track down this individual... What do they look like? % Why, when googling images of self harm, have i found a picture of the pope? % lol. So many people I've talked to think it's gonna be brilliant just cos it has dragons in it I stand by my point of 'if tubgirl had dragons in it would you want to watch it?' % i put the gravy through the separator to take the fat off what's a seperator? *** purps|nodnolBound is now known as purps "-- " kimble: :p nahh, makes perfect sense: the fat sticks to the dashes, leaving the nice bits to drip throuhg the space character. this is why OE users can't make nice gravy % being ill sucks stop being ill \o/ next problem? love you rince that a problem % legs? who needs em?! me! otherwise i'd be boobs on hips! % o/~ you remind me of the babe Fucking babe song. creature: didn't know you was into beastiality! Careful. I don't think that joke's rated for the stress you've put it under, it's that forced. % * DW|Campus has undeniable proof that Ian Utting is an orc well we knew he was evil deadline wise but there is undeniable proof on the co831 course assessment page he is an orc how so? the "Collection" points for the 3 courseworks (all set by him) are from O R C % * ka looks in * hawg looks out * Twigathy looks in, out, in, out and shakes it all about O_O wait, that sounds rather wrong all /clear please. % lily regarding washing my clothes: "at least TRY to make the people who are attracted to you a *little* less ashamed of themselves" % *** Coko|Poker is now known as Coko|Poor % everyone knows the best offers come in a pm ;o) /msg Xiphi wanna come over some time when Rah's out? dang lol, see ;o) * Xiphi slaps foo thanks msg Xiphi you wanna come over here when rah is? % zbot (sp) rankle RocketDog: You spelt zbot wrong, here's some suggestions: bot, Boot, Zibo, bit, boat, boot, bout % Incidentally, why am I not +a? Still not. we're running short on 'a's they've been replaced with q's so from now on if you could qll refrqin from using them qnymore, it would be qppreciqted % !tell Ingrid i've been sitting here for getting on for hours and i've only just noticed the money you left on my desk .. thanks for that :) yes. u didnt notice me knock on your door, walk into your room place the money next to u, walk out and pull the door too either :/ what the hell was i doing? playing solitaire :P % D was really chuffed that they were walking along together and vicky was telling her all about this Ducttape person she'd be warned never to go near, and D got to say "yes, I know Ducttape - that's me.." % ow do i add rapping on amozon? * azz notes that being able to add rapping on Amazon would be quite cool -- "have your order delivered by Run DMC for only £3 more" azz: "We'll deliver that. And that's the way it is. HNH!" % mm well i hopr it goee ok fr gor you fort you rvrn think I sguld hed bedwards goodnight o/ % virgin ntl - could be a decent competitor to sky at last ) virgin NTL: the evil empire just got eviller Virgin are evil less evil than sky though :) but Sky don't run trains if sky ran trains you'd have to pay 40quid a moth and have first-class seats, but would only take to to the cities where there was a permiership football match on % padme: Well put up or shut up, I've been booked to do a world tour and I need a singer. Well, I say "booked". Really I'm just sort of going and doing it. And when I say "world tour" I mean "busking session in Canterbury high street". % hello Dark-Side Hello Kitty % hehehehe, I just found an excelent answer to anyone who asks me "how do you do that" on my unicycle... "it's easy... double vision" % well, that was cold I think waking up topless, legs dangled over an armchair in dbs is a fairly sure sign that I had far too much to drink last night % hah, your automagically generated speeddial number is also the answer to life the universe and everything :) I am the answer to the universe, life and everything! % It's so weird having the internet back. you could turn it off? % how to get free gprs? ANDRY: give an operator some money, and they'll give it to you for free ANDRY: you need to set the billing rate for GPRS on your tariff to 0 by hacking into the rates system of course, the other way is to try callign your customer support centre claiming to be an an engineer on an "ID ten-T customer service test". Depending on your network, they may turn off GPRS billign for you to "test" it, at which point you hang up, and forget to call them back to reactivate it. ANDRY: what network are you using? orange france what do they call the ID ten-T customer service test in French? or is that a GSM standard? caaarlo: well, it's in europe, so it might be an ID ten-TE test. % Another word for "sort out" In the rearrange sense? "deal with" "throw monkeys at" "The european Union neede to "throw monkeys" at its legal reasoning to cope with expantion" yeah, that'd work % I am going to ask you a technical question. The question will be complete as it stands. You will then answer one of the following (and *nothing* else): "Yes," "No," or "Don't know." Shall we give the experiment a go? hmm, patronising wanker isn't a valid response? shame % I suddenly thought a week ago that rince had joined our WoW guild he hadn't :( turned out that it was another Greek fellow, and on teamspeak he was just _exactly_ like rince accent, craziness, everything :o yeah, it scares me to think there might be an entire country full of rinces % 'It's official: The war on Iraq is going well and "we're going to win".' didn't Bush say the war was over, and we'd won? ;) azz: we have always been at war with iraq... ;) % Did i say earlier i was not malicious? I lied! hehe you're not malicious... *whimpers*mustnotgetonherbadsidemust notgetonherbadsidemustnotgetonherbadsidemustnotgetonherbadside*whimper* % *** Pyro is now known as FirebrightGoldenbrow HippieNames++ sounds like some dwarven aphrodisiac. o.O there was an image I didn't need "Be that a battle-mace in thy chain-mail or art thou please to see me?" % * JonathanTheRedNosedReindeer lols at Channel 4 scheduling on 30th December! 9am - "The Magic of Jesus" followed by "When Magic Tricks Go Wrong" % <_____> "s'cuse me, we're having a threesome in your lounge but, silly me, I forgot to bring protection. Might I borrow some?" % Im away from internets from the 24th-29th, then again from st to the 1st so if i suddenly dissapear, im just not near a computer for a while ;) you can go away from the internets now? yeah, they have thing thing called "outside".... :o Its like IRC, but without keyboards :o and people dont like being troutslapped in real life either :/ % microsoft bought opera? as he has an honorary knighthood, when his visits their offices it will be a knight at teh opera % But the sex was *mindblowing* oi I DONT WANT TO KNOW % It might be Christmas, but your gift is not command of the English language. % a niche in the market! wind up vibes! Yeah, cos solar powered ones wouldnt work :P % thrid times a charm \o/ *tihrd *third \o/ % [talking about Sun and the design of Java] My past employers are like the Pope! They are infallible! And occasionally wear silly hats! (OK, it is pretty stupid.) not half dead and refusing to let go? :P D'oh, I walked into that one. :( % Why don't owls make love in the dark? Because it's too wet to woo. In the rain. Damn. * creature gets his coat. % telling him to stop being a wanker doth not work? have you tried euthanasia? % BleanD: hush, you'll get Moof all excited * Moof raises an eyebrow and lo he comes with brows ascending i dont want to think about Moof coming thank you % !set morti = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 rince: ok, morti is now equal to 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 !calc morti rince: 3.141592653589793 There. I proved that morti is irrational. % *** kelbelle has quit [Exit: I have to be sobre for a year before I can consider owning a plant let alone a relationship - so why am i marrying rince?!] % tis kitteh and creature... they can go onfor hours -.- tantric argument % o/~ oh lord won't you buy me a mercedes *** ben is now known as benzzz % * kelbelle seess the ASBO and rasies a corrupt legal system I'm just waiting for Kitty to shout "MORNINGTON CRESANT!" * Kitty sees the currupt legal system, raises a US flag and a rendition of Stars and Stripes * Kitty slaps Twigathy Twigathy: go directly to dollis hill, do not pass kings cross, do not collect a terrorist % !spell offense kelbelle|busy: Suggested spellings: offence heh, only a law student can get that worng! !spell worng Twigathy: Suggested spellings: Wong, worn, worn g, worn-g, wrong % And THEN i get a 36 page PDF file that is completely BLANK (although a little ironic as it is entitled The Open University's Feminist PErspectives in Law % Talk to face cos the tits arent listening hi impeccable timing,. Kitty % hmmm.... seemed in the crazyness that was last nights free drink session i still managed to spend 10 quid % *** kelbroke has quit [Exit: At least LEslie Ash broke her ribs in sordid sex sessions: I get mine broken getting glomped by a goth!] % !tell Ingrid no, I have no idea when it's due. I'm just gonna try to get them both done asap :S yeah. !tell Tan|essaying no borris oh yeah. % I feel sorry for my friend who works at google. They released a new release candidate kernel last night, that he wrote a good part of and it's bricked about 5000 test machines. I assume they'll now have to somehow force reboot 5000 boxen that's what they use the pigeons for, now % Can i shower with you elate? there is barely enough water for me tbh :( * kelbelle sulks * beelsebob|Home would offer to shower with kelbelle, but I'd get slapped * Kitty would offer to shower with kelbelle, the slap is just a bonus % Trapper: so, have you read jane ayre? :) it reads a bit like livejournal, but there's a good bit at the end where she marries a chav from rochester... % I like babylon5 * kimble does the basic B5 fan checklist... pao: purple or green? lyta or ivonava? cats or hamsters? not that much of a fan! oh, come on - you've lived in canterbury, haven't you? I still do! there was a time when most of the posters on alt.babylon5.uk were canterbury residents all 3 of them? % gah, i need a new bed i swear it's that which is making me so tired must ....... resist .......easy...joke mmm * Jibbler wonders what it would have been! i reckon it wakes me up in the middle of the night when i turn over cos it's so squeaky oh...man * Xiphi bites her fist % Twig, do you like twiglats? tbh kel, never given that any thought XD % He *may* come to the cart? In which case we murder him like denis from eastenders? no. that's silly we murder him like den from eastenders % * DanBlood plots the design of a cloaking device made entirely out of plectrum ..... plectrums are so good at hiding! % is there a 24 season 5 "prequel"? yes blondie season 4 % *** bob has joined Glinski: it is faking a LOUD orgasm in a public place impeccable timing there bob :P % [during a debate about IRC etiquette] Dear Mr. Harsent, Regarding your statement of 22:52 CET, I am writing to you to express my views on thsi issue. I feel that indeed one does use a different language on Internet Relay Chat (IRC) than in letters. However, I must concur with my esteemed colleague Mr. Mortuus47 that "woould of" is incorrect usage wherever you happen to encounter it. With ntohign further to dd, I remain, yours sincerely, Giles A Radford OE MEng (Hons) % Everyone in my house has abnormally large breasts for their respective gender. % * bat looks confused that's the problem you get when flying too close to some kind of sonar generator % is there something happening with the sun today? only there's eleventybillion people with telescopes pointed at the sun at the back of Darwin yeah, it's being repaired the filament needs replacing wondered why it was so dull the last few weeks "how many astronomers does it take to change a sun ?" % ooh that's satisfying I'm above ducttape % * red_pill inserts linux in to xiphi you'll insert nothing in me young man without taking me to dinner first :oP % *** powerXiphi is now known as Xiphi I've lost my powers what changed? X86iphi i'm so funny. % * Stotty goes downstairs to make a cottage pie *** Stotty is now known as Stotty|cottaging % * mike_jh throw the "potatoe masher" in the bin mike_jh: why are you binning it? Cause it's scared of potatoes % i feel quite warm the sun is beating on my chest and it feels like someone with warm hands is rubbing me all over that's how i feel right now DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO SPEAK THEIR MIND? % tbh, i didn't get where i am through hardwork, just by outrunning the more stupid people ;) % why does iexplorer hate colours? It's a goth. % * skel ponders what to do me! me! just keep the noise down * skel blinks at kel * Sel gives skel a book on the art of seduction...points out that blinking isnt in there % wot song? o/~ you o/~ I wanna take you to a gay bar gay bar gay bar *** Atuin is now known as Atuin|Out % I can meet you in foyer in about 5? !remind me at 4:55 to library * Piglet explains the difference between "in 5" and "at 5" to bob :P damn it... !remind me at 16:55 to library ah... oh... in ahhhhhh * Beelsebob runs away % if theres one thing that www.ratemyschlong.com proves, its that men have terrible taste in underwear. % Ok 9 sides left, 4.5 pages Do i (a) finsih them now and miss equity tmrw or (b) got to bed now and try and get to equity tmrw? or (c) walk to campus, work in lecture theatre overnight and wake up for lecture next morning! Twig: Brilliant! Why didnt i think of that? % i avoid trees. haha, they're bigger than you and beat you up? yes :*( Im a mere twig % ok i have 2 sides left - gonna have a fag break * zebedee curls up on skel's lap and sleeps aww I didnt realise the pun there -sorry! % Moof: about? Alex: ish I was abotu to go buy some supper just a quicky :) er... didnt come out right no, you haven't % * Glinski just splats against his keyboard Glinski: that sounds norty? get your mind out of the gutter then butbutbut I'm Moof! Adolf stop that genocide right now. "butbutbut, im hitler" doesnt stand up does it? heh. % which essay is this? if it's that feminism thing, snuggle has no place in it :P It has more of a place there than in the poicing one! "police don't restrain criminals in a snugglehug" % rince: don't you know Yatta? sounds familiar [Moof pastes URL] MY EYES JAPAN IS WRONG % size doesnt matter, the bigger it gets the more it hurts so it does matter then... :P % weather too bloody crap to fly though I can't find anywhere like that where there is an airport. Danny: I bet Atuin can % [talking about Parkwood showers] well that was interesting. it was a case of hot. COLD FUCK NO COLD ARGH. warm. hot. burning. skin melting. bad. ARF NOT THE COLD! % tell ben hot things are hot I'll pass that on when I next see ben O.o it's a valentines poem, themed on eternalism and thermodynamics "hot thing are hot, cold things are cold, i will still love you when we're smelly and old" % other than verbally asking their permission, is there anything particular I need to do if I plan to publish the photos get a model release a bit of paper that they sign? Jibbler: was thinking more about when I go to America - I want to try to capture some cultural photos (like fat people, etc.) % okay, i'll just proof-read it to check i havent made any idiotic spellig mistaykes % JimH: yeah, monty's "turned off" in here * Moof shows Monty some pr0n Ohhhh right one clue was prepared for water. that turned him on % !remind me in 12 hours to call SES Deeps: Ok, I'll remind you about that on Thu Feb 16 GMT 2006 (@459.48) !remind me in 12 hours to call SES on 0114 266 9999 Deeps: Ok, I'll remind you about that on Thu Feb 16 GMT 2006 (@460.25) !remind me in 12.5 hours to email if i havent already Deeps: Ok, I'll remind you about that on Thu Feb 16 GMT 2006 (@481.42) Borris: you complete me % it's official .. the corners of asda smartprice brussels paté packets are the sharpest things on the planet so sharp that the people who produce cluedo should add it as a murder weapon % urgh I want a number 6 screw wtf is that in metric ? Kitty: "missionary"? % * TheLib notes that dogs + 5.1 speakers do not mix one of my satellites just got pulled over TheLib: what undertaking in geostationary orbit or something? % * Moof mips daisuke * daisuke sw $t0, 0(Moof) % i want bed I'm sure i saw one SOMEWHERE in your room when I was over last ;) % * Twigathy gags hasKell * Beelsebob hogties hasKell hog...tie? .... i shouldnt have googled for that % Pornie: can you fax me a pancake please with pleasure, any sauce you want? lemon juice i'm a puritan % I come across skinnydippers all the time when hiking messy % hasKell: go unplug stuff until lag goes away O.o wouldnt alex kill me? that might be a side effect, yes % [talking about the weather] Kent was officially the dullest place in the country last month % It was the dullest February for 26 years which is exactly how long I have been alice Jonathan is Alice eh? so, the operation was a success? blimey, you got the op early % now i've misplaced the stanley knife now *isn't* the right time to say "up ya bum!", is it? % er you went shopping with no hands? O_o yeah :D cos it made me feel better YOU *ARE* HARDCORE % I just lost the game That's alright, I lost the plot a long time ago % remind me in 26 hours to get thing out of car what thing? noyb dead body stuffed in the boot shit, rumbled again % who are you? :P he's DaktAngle ;) i'm me DaktAngle is DaktAngle out my head the pair of you it's cosey though full of duvets and sugar just coz it has candy and sugar and duvets and is purple stop it % notice how much quotes have slowed down since kel hurt her wrists? % my favourite chemistry poem is of course "Poor old Charlie's dead and gone, / He'll be with us no more, / For what he thought was H20 / Was H2SO4." perhaps there should be some others, like "Roses are red / Violets are blue / I colour my head / With H2O2." A baker, without a degree / Should know, I am sure you'll agree / That A cake, there's no doubt, / Will not rise without / NaHCO3 % "This train is for....ramsgate...and.....ramsgate. This train will divide at....Ashford international....for.....ramsgate and.....ramsgate" Twigathy: did you make sure you were in the right part of the train (front 4 coaches for Ramsgate; rear 4 coaches for Ramsgate)? % first great western never check tickets on their intercity trains Jonathan I've got on virgins before, and they haven't checked me and if they do, I'll say I'm a student and I didn't know any better that's never been accepted as an excuse % I just feel great I probably wont in an hour * Stotty|lab goes to do some marking % OMG NOOOO OMG NOOOO OMG NOOOO * FanBoy CRIES o.O MY CREAM EGG JUST ROLLED OUT THE WINDOW :( % I hate psychics. they know % * ben notes there are 'jesus is alive' posters all over the place I keep reading them and imagining brian blessed saying it % [talking about tilt-shift "model" photography] you could get some really cool shots from a plane around docklands although I suspect that flying around canary wharf in a small plane may attract attention :) "look at my photos of all those model people running screaming from the model tower block" "look at my photo of a model tornado shooting us down with a model missile" etc etc % sitting in the know earlier we were trying to decide what people would be in 15 years time Twigathy: you'll be a lecherous fat man hanging around outside clubs looking for kinky sex no, i'd rather be twig than generic-large-american-programmer-type-person accept your doom Twigathy My downfall will be diet cola tbh % * foo quirks an eyebrow at rince ... keep taking the pills * rince dislocates foo's eyebrow Time passes... Time passes... You die. % 4635 not bad boobies? :) nope not boobies words about fundamental human rights that's probably a good thing, there;s something wierd about odd numbers of boobies % We differ in our opinions on what is gorgeous. hasKell: Am I gorgeous? uhhhh Feel free to say no just this time. :S how do i answer that? . I mean, any other time, I'm blatantly gorgeous. % [Twigathy slightly drunk] i dont need stufvno fucking nuckjed pardon twiggles? I dont snmeed need n o fyckign ducign ducckmg fucking bucjed nucke bucket there % I like swing you'll learn % i must have slept in the worse possible position 'worst' and mine wins i woke up with my body on the bed and my head on the floor. Thats a very bad position to sleep in Were you like one of those ghosts? Who carries their heads under their arm? Headless horseman sort of, except with more attachment. i was more a headed horseman. that would be spooky Did you have a horse? If not, you were more of a headed man. Which, on reflection, is not that uncommon. % northernrob: how large are you ? blimey... around 14 stone, 6'3ish I meant your prick you dick He just said! ;) % * Twigathy wonders how the conversation went from ID cards to politics to really-big-wangs Twigathy: kitty % Right, I think I shall read my computer systems book a little bit, then read some wikipedia, then shoot myself for doing work at 3pm when i work best between the seconds of 1am and 1 second past 1am % dammit, foot is killing me foot in mouth? no, pizza in mouth, foot in pain % i have a legal talk and reception to go to at six - you wanna accompany me? i'd be delighted to appropriate the benefits of your career path *cough* i mean accompany you % SlimeyPete: urgh Greenwich. I hear theres this great galloping hairy monster taht pounces hyperactively on people and forces them to have vodka cookies % I need to write a song, like some sort of really meaningful song about love and that. Something I can play to girls I fancy. "i know a song that'll get on your nerves" % * Twigathy wonders what a completely dark room would be like - no light at all Twigathy: dark % , ; : ! · ? ¡ okay i'm going to stop you right there ¿? full stop me? % *** Trapper is now known as Trapper|Towers "hallo, Trapper Towers, how are you? Is nice today, good. goodbye" % the only secure computer is one not connected to a network this is why I recommend bt broadband % "Bye Bye Birdie" is that a show about a newbie lighting tech who doesn't know that MR16s need transformers? % * Moof peers at londonist now there's an inappropriate metaphor if I ever saw one "Much like group sex, watching the Boat Race can be loads of fun if you know what you're doing and do it with like-minded people." Moof: it's not that overextended a metaphor; both involve lots of people and their cox, after all % Owner of a lonley heart... Owner of a broken heart... selling on ebay? 3 days left, currently standing at £4.99 ... spares or repairs :P % don't play WoW just don't do it You'll turn into a nerd. Right now you're a geek, and thats fine, but you'll stop getting laid if you're a nerd. but but 2000+ damage! % mop: i like you're thinking.... you're? yout yout? your let me try again mop: I salute you % hmm, I'd like to coin a new compression format called "yarr" Specially designed for the discerning pirate % * padme spends money on people "I'll have one of those fine Spaniards. Oh and two of those Irish ladies. And how about that Scottish gent. Yes, that'll do nicely. Could you giftwrap them for me?" % how much roughly is 175g? about 175g, I think... erm about 25g short of 200grams PornWork i mean proportional too weight wise erm about twice as much as 85grams % reminds me of gareth from the office wonder if there's a furry TA? syn: it's only that one shift I have a problem with. quiet, i'm busy insulting you. % *** Atuin is now known as Atuin|Sainsbars bollocks left my wallet at work *** Atuin|Sainsbars is now known as Atuin|Coop % * Moof idly wonders if there's an atomic unit-angstrom per femptosecond unit not a huge amount happens in a femtosecond not true that's how long it takes the average human to decide that Commander In Chief is shit % * foo notes kentmail falling down on its face * ben notes pope catholic % no wonder you dont watch american tv evad too many bloody adverts and adverts for drugs oh my "levitra can help erectile disfunction" "i didnt know having diabetes could lead to ED" "i didnt know having high blood pressure could lead to ED" YES THANKYOU I KNOW * Deeps DIDNT WANT TO KNOW EITHER * Deeps cries % its for people with ADH......oh look a dog % *** PornWork is now known as Pornie|WithOzzit so.. jen.. where are you again? *** ozzit|nothere is now known as ozzit|withStupid % * red_pill sets Xiphi on fire * red_pill sets mop and bleend on fire as well, to make shure nbo onbe is left out * mop puts head in bucket of water % bring forth the weekend! why? my plans include: angst but i think i'll cancel % [Mikerosoft being crude] Why am I thinking Mike's not fully in control of his PC? is miker ever fully in control? ;P not with jen around :/ not when jen's around not when jens on top ;) % and answer my lj beatch or you get cut :) lj beach .. sounds like a happy holiday spot :P angst and woe at this holiday camp for self obsessed post teenagers? % Anyone have any experience with pcupgrade.co.uk? yup Any good? dunno my entire experience was clicking that link ;P Thankyou. no problem :D % * Trapper hrms at phone call from red_pill he started with "hi, how are you?" "I'll come straight to the point, I'm ok, I'm at London Bridge, it's on fire" "but I'm ok" so you asked "is it your fault?" % I think someone just called me a workaholic. Not entirely sure how to react to that, it's never come up before. % * DanBlood blinks actually .. should probably go wander around a bit ... i think my blood may have stopped moving % then i fall over well .. stoners do that :) * Dan|KBR leaves before it gets dangerous * Dan|KBR has quit IRC o/~ Brave sir Dan ran away/ o/~ He bravely ran away away. o/~ When tuesday reared her ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled... % [talking about the summer ball] for £42 I could go and see Take That live and listen to some better music for £42 i could listen to my ipod and have £42 % [talking about skel at LAN parties] mild mannered skel...mild mannered skel..."WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YOU KILLSTEALING FUCKHEAD I'LL WRING YOUR THROAT AND SHIT IN YOUR EARS"...mild mannered skel % * Stotty uses rsync -Purv instead does that only copy the images of hot chicks? % * skel has 3 firewire ports :o no idea how to use em. dunno if i have anything that goes into them hm. the laptop has a mini-firewire hole skel: same problem with women, right? % skel:have you sorted out your graduation yet or did you just give it to your parents? what do you mean? i returned the form asking for seats in the big room with other details. I gave them a cheque. ordered gown online. what more do i need to do? o.O Sacrafice virgins, drink goats blood...you know, usual stuff % i revise for 5 mins and we get onto vaseline and chocolate cake? DW: This is what happens. Lesson? Don't revise. DW: back to revision, I wanna see what happens afte 10 mins! % * firebrand returns with korma * Pyro returns with karma mine is yummier * SuperMatt returns with a combine harvister mine kicks all your arses pfft yours is second hand mine's brand new i'm keeping the key though. % I'm sticking it to the man. Hardly. Because you're such a revolutionary. I have long hair and purple boots, man. I'm practically Che. more like cher % nothing lasts forever well, nothing good lasts forever i beg to differ my budgie is awesome and he's lived 3 years past a budgies life span, almost 4. He is INDESTRUCTABLE i think he's secretly planning to invade belgium % mmmm, 183 second lag * red_pill steels xiphis underwre, and then runs away and hides befor she see, what with her 183 second lag :P % Record this day in history the day torrenting went wrong even our house torrents are not working >.< the day... the warez boys died singin' why why miss american pie all my torrents droppin' packets and my emule has died even newsgroups turnin' up dry singin' this'll be the day i go outsiiiide this'll be the day i go outsiiiide etc % then it's a font issue so find otu what fonts work Do I see a font psychiatrist? ;) M-x psychoanalyze-font-lock-mode % daisuke: wanna go on a mountainbiking holiday FanBoy: i dont think im physically up for that :( me neither ;/ im ok going down its the coming up snigger. wait quite % Oh Gods, where did the day go?! Jamaica That rat bastard! % if you think about it, winners fail at losing. In fact, they lose at losing. Thus, everyone's a loser - it's just that some people are in denial. % Twigathy: you asked me to remind you to: get back to work, lazy (Set: Sat May 06 14:38:48 BST 2006 (@610.27)) aww, do I have to Borris? :( no, just relax ^.^ *strokes* % my local pubs will do pub suppers. consisiting of tapas, and if I'm lucky they can do paellas, or suckling pig, or big steaks.... but no curries "a paella is jut a biryani really" is not a valid argument ;) % Stay there. NO. And await my instructions. Fail. You shall obey ME! * Twigathy tells Morti to go sit in a corner I'm already sitting in a corner... Good. Stay there. And sit. For all eternity. Until you are destroyed by the weight a zillion full stops. * Morti goes to bed. Is it in a corner? IS IT?! Yes. Good. Stay there. % * typo flashmobs trappers sitting room I'm a big woman % [dib doing A2 marking] one dib to fail them the lord of the dibs? three dibs for elven kids, under the sky. Seven for dwarf lords, in their exam halls, nine for mortal men, doomed to fail? one for the dark marker, on his dark throne? in the land of high school, where the teachers lie? one dib to find them,one dib to bring them, one dib to bring them all and in the darkness bind them? % it's kinds Not know as pomegranate in greece :P * skel bets it has a really hard to pronounce name nope easier than your name pom-eeee-granite ah you meant in greece ?.? *patpat* % We are now banning hugs since they are causing problems Hug ban begins now! * InsomniaCity hugs evad * evad arrests Ingrid whoops, missed. % Deus: But I think I'm falling in love with you! *** Deus has quit % * hawg rofls at the last 2 news reports on google sidebar "Hybrid bear found in Canada" "Hybrid bear shot dead in Canada" % hi ho hi ho it's off to work you go but not for me cus i'm la-zee hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho. % * kimble notes that barakta-food has been idle 19.5 hours, and hasn't even eaten anything % at school we used to pay girls with chocolates to lift their lacy froks :p quoted girls weren't allowed skirts at our school for exactly that reason for chocolate weakness? :P well they tended to be too short otherwise :( rather anal if you ask me :-/ % only 3 weeks left of being an undergrad :( ah, what i saying... hoofuckinrah \o/ % 21:14 < skel> ah, what i saying... hoofuckinrah \o/ foo, obviously :P % [Moof about to have an eye operation] * Moof|Blind hmmms well if I'm about to go blind, I might as well do something to deserve it * Moof|Blind goes off in search of porn too much information, Moof way too much *waaaaay* too much % oh ffs * Xiphi smacks herself again brain, meet hand hand, meet brain now, brain tell hand what to do I'll pass that on when I next see hand please Danny, if you could because my brain appears to be failing % http://bash.org/?83557 rofl http://bash.org/?106573 rofl http://bash.org/?4084 careful, you're going to give IC carpet burn if he keeps finding these things funny % * Sel ponders cold next day pizza ew oooh that's given me an idea cold pizza takeaway thingies you ring up, order your pizza and they deliver it in 12 hours or your money back % Xiphi how much does it cost to turd a garden per m^2 ? arg turf turd's probably cheaper one wheelbarrow of manure does 10m^2, bag of 15 kilos is about quid... so turding a lawn's probably more expensive % !8ball am I a beautiful snowflake? rince: Outlook good. % [discussing exam questions] "Under what circumstances should one consider creating an Excel macro" end of the world drawing nigh & no friends to comfort you % vi!! pico real men use echo and >> and grep well sed these jokes are getting more awk ward I'll just have to sleep until you lot stop you just had to top it all Its because I'm more of a man than you i can't make head nor tail of this who cares? Besides, I'm sure some more content would help. * Paul forgets his memory whoami? whereis Paul? nice! * Jonathan goes to make a cup of tee I reckon we should find Paul a new head tbh which Paul InsomniaCity: I'm not touching Paul's head not even with a finger? I guess we could get him a cat to keep him company instead. % * Beelsebob|Home goes back to trying to prove himself correct [netsplit] bad idea that, bob, just causes netsplits ;) % [in #compsoc] woah... hold on guys... we're in danger of getting far too much done in one day % reminds me of a ltter the becon sent after we skiped this stuped class in 6th forum the letter basicly said that we had all done bad things, and that if we did it agine, martin would be suspended on everyone letter it got the perents names right, and our names, but all said martin would be suspended if we did it agine % argh! how have I managed to do all of today's work before i'm even technically supposed to be here? you're Super....Matt? % * Stotty eats half a punnet of strawberries in a gallon of cream you gone get phat but strawberries are good for you! pao: according to the box, this many strawberries equals of my 5-a-day :D yeah and a pint of cream will clog the arteries, still at least you have plenty of vit C this is medicinal cream not sure you should be talking about that here, or to me for that matter % coulers! red_pill: you don't really go for this american vs. british spelling thing, do you? Moof: i spell em i spell em witch offten means some kind of wired, twisted mix how do you spell coulers? colours and amrican? the americans would spell it "colors". *shudders* :/ dosent seem to the same total profer colours will proberbly contne to spell it coulers % * skel makes borris use the now-working aspell instead of ispell, so he can spell better \o/ !spell better skel: 'better' appears to be spelt correctly seee \o/ % but only those two tracks on BBC Socks of the Centruey um, Songs ;) % *** belldandy_pill has joined #chipbutty *** marx_pill has joined #chipbutty 2 pills ? One red, one blue. how very 2000 chic or whenever the hell that drivel came out Xiphi: Nah, this is the 2k6 version. One is internet-purchased v1agr4, the other is a nurofen. Arcturus: excellent. worth seeing then ;o) I'm not sure I want to take the whole rabbit hole analogy further after that :/ possibly best not to % hey em hey foo hey j hey liz hey phil *** belldandy_pill is now known as paper_clip_pill BleanD: you apper to be saying hi to everyone. would you like help with that? % CZECH REP 0-0 ITALY GHANA 1-0 USA they're ghana win! % someone kick me aye *** mode/#tagsoc [+o Deeps] by Deeps *** PornWork was kicked from #tagsoc by Deeps [requested] i dont think thats what she meant % my bird no longer has fluff around it *beard % *** HMD has joined #cs Question...? ...Answer! % ben's ambition is to own some vietnamese pot bellied pigs why? hog kinky sex? % [during an argument about the nature of opinion] Oh god it's testosterone but for wimps "I can TAKE HIM!" I'll see you in the DEBATING ARENA % evad|ill: acedemic and intelligence are two different things % spoooooons guards? BAN SPOON GUARD *** mode [+b spoon!*@guard] by evad ? % Morti: ill start a christian rock band with you Oh dear FanBoy: Providing you can worship and play music at the same time and be great at both. ;) I can play guitar drums or keyboard! cant I just be backing :p How's your worshipping Jesus? :-P Its on my todo list We've got the beginnings of a non-Christian rock band then. % So are ppl coming to ours tonight PornWork: i lost sel, i dunno where he is :( 0/ oh, over there % i fancy dinner in weatherspoons pervert % if (using_chipbutty && female && single) { probablyfanciedby(BleanD); } % *** FunBot has joined #rock I have a delivery here for thehighlander, is anyone named thehighlander here? mebbeh... who wants to know ¬_¬ * FunBot does its Jackie Chan impersonation and does a karate move, ripping out thehighlander's throat. *** FunBot has left #rock [] failed O_< aim lower % I actually have a proper bed in this house, first time ever I didnt see your house last year, where did you live last year? Oh thats right, you lived with me % if you said "there is no god", a contrary case would be me saying "there is a god" contrary PROOF would be if god stepped up and said "yo" yo % *** Talrias has joined #boobies hello :o :o Are you interested in a) boobies b) boobies c) beer a and c, yes, not b. picky % bah, it's only and i'm bored already well go out and do something what's stopping you money well do something free the best things inlife, after all, are apparently free nonsense.kfc is not free % [comparing ISPs] Seems to be pretty good usually. so it doesn't slow to an unbearable crawl at peak times? *** Morti has quit [Ping timeout] hawg: guess that answers your question % I don't even know what we're arguing about All I know is *I'm right* % i shouldnt probably not type what comes into my head. %