for instance, Danny, you almost made me burn my pizza, next time remind me not to leave it in for more than 10 minutes :p ka, you asked me to remind you: check pizza oh, *now* you tell me :p % monty remind me in 20 minutes to get food no monty kittty remind me in 20 minutes to get food ? :p % apt-get install moon-on-a-stick % snail mail? belethcalwen: They send important mail through the post with a snail in it. This is to ensure it is treated with the upmost care as the letter has to arive with the snails shell intact % jesus christ! i used ie for 5 mins yesterday and it got me a virus and what did you learn? don't have unprotected sex with the floppy drive? % * syn gone Yes folks that's right you too can purify your soul with Syn-gone! Available now from all crapppy TV channels % ha .. who says drinking is bad for my health .. i just carried a crate of strongbow back from sainsbury's and i feel like i've been pumping iron all afternoon! % i'm getting old ;/ naaah mature sarah, aka cheddar you have a gorge? sometimes; if she's wearing the right bra % I went for a fitness test the other day at the gym she measured my blood pressure, raised an eyebrow, and said "Do you happen to work for the Computing Service, by any chance?" % GeeeZa: are you brining the laptop over alter? *later not to the wedding -- i think claire would kill you % *** Morti changed the topic of #rock to: Wendy Get Confused With PVC | Oz In Porn Shocker | Angst Is Fun *** reggitsti changed the topic of #rock to: Wendy Get Confused With PVC Oz In Porn Shocker "Angst Is Fun" ah the power of punctuation % * Moof wonders why they call him M.A. Baracus in the spanish version because the qualification is highjer in Spain % * evad turns on microwave and watches wireless DIE HORRIBLY Windows XP is telling me there is something wrong with the wireless link. yes it's called your breakfast. % okkk Five Kemsing gardens will have 13.1Ghz Total computing power, 4.6GB of RAM, 1.67TB of storage space, and 896MB of Graphics RAM :D:D:D:D:D evad: still, it can only run doom 3 in "medium" setting % *** typo is now known as Charlie`sAngel Onward Chrisitne Overal/Marching in to work/With the trust of Charlie/which she'll never shirk... % [at random] I'M NOT A BEVERAGE >.< % * falcon tries to work out if anyone she knows would count as a rugged manly man hey! beard... bad personal hygiene... immunity to pinch-fu... leaves the pub with a girl drapped on his arm... erm... dead rat on face... too lazy to shower... and only has a girl on his arm cos she's too drunk to stand up.. you meant that right? :P yes. therefore i'm a rugged manly man. now excuse me, I'm going to the garage to saw some wood % [Morti at the Leeds festival] * Morti|Leeds :: Placebo - Special K (live) % i have found a sock here in my room it disturbs me for two reasons 1) it has a name tag sewed in it 2) The name on the tag is Giles Radford Kitty: N35 or N42? 42 ah, so it's at most from 1994 % I HAVE A NAME TAG! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[...] what does it say on said nametag? or isn't that the point? it's probably got her name on one side and tan's phonenumber on the other so people know who she belongs to % Pyro pm where? on pm Tonight on World's Dumbest Questions... % you haven't seen my car? [Robbo pastes URL] Wow, Robbo, that's a shiny car Your penis must be *tiny* % lol, SuperMatt, you're such a GIRL :P i like to think of myself as masculinly challenged. % so yes, having fun fun fun. FS wont replace it under manufacturers warrenty...comet just refused to do anything with the laptop...and a new battery is almost £100 ka: what does your comet warranty say? "Valid for the first 3 billion miles or 1 millennia, whichever is sooner. May leave trails for several hundred thousand miles. Warranty does not cover impact damage from space debris, planetoids, or other astronomical bodies. Normal wear and tear from cosmic rays also excluded from cover". % hu ir3hutip5h jpoiug5hpoigthhhhhpo4 spider on keyboard? me mashing head on kb, I get a more interesting conversation than with alex that way % HAMSTER MOSQUITO CHIHUAHUA GOAT LEMUR BROWN DOG *** Tiggs has joined #ukcfreshers COW O.o not to you tiggs :p % hm i have two irc processes running one of them is me the other is the other me random death for process....1 * jester_ has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) * jesty has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) % help help foo wassup? are you here? oh. don't worry. I'm locked in the downstairs toilet and claire's asleep 3 floors up and I can't get out O.o thankgoodness for laptops and wifi % Deeps: You up to much this afternoon? morti: bills, shopping, possibly cooking chinese Fancy coming round here, cooking Chinese and playing some Gamecube? I want company while I have no net access for a bit :-P sure so bills, morti's, shopping or, bills, bill's, bills. % [talking about ADSL] Oh wow, this is so fast It's like sex % * foo raises an eyebrow i see your eyebrow and raise you a bath * foo sees you in the bath and raises you a towel % he's 12" erm 12! I don't know if he's 12" he might be % But I shall randomly change nicks, like the chameleon that I am I shall dust off my modem, and dial up on a dynamic IP He shall pay! no, you shall pay that's how it works with dial-up % all i hear is you lot bitchign about other people in oyur houses there is love in my house AND i live with my sister! that's illegal % * Morti yawns despondantly * Morti looks up despondently That sort of works Has someone learnt a new word? % Does the queen keep her corgis at Buckingham palace? If not, you could mine the grounds. That would help. Maybe you could get special mines that don't get set off by dogs, but do get set off by people. You could have it as natural selection, too. Once Queenie gets too senile to keep to the set areas, *boom*. You can give it a nice name, like "assisted abdication". % Best way for you to feel better would be to eat something I haven't got anything. The last of my bread went mouldy. You have takeaway where you live? Or any pets? % Do any of the other campus bras do food? mmm.. campus bras those things must be HUGE! % * Rorschach images trying to do some of the cs2 and cs3 modules without a-level maths, or co300 Rorschach: Can you imagine facing Tim Hopkins without it? naah, you'd be fine. just need a box of chalk as bait, and a tranq-gun % [nuked is Fred Barnes] me has some weirdo called Fred Barnes as a supervisor i hear his shaved mop of hair roams the corridors of Rutherford at night praying on wasted students, like some kind of blood-crazed vampire wig LOL! % last night 3 girls wandereed into my tummy % When I was 3, I had to have a vaccination. The nurse asked me which arm I'd like it in. "Yours". % [Whatever lives above Kitty] "the people above me are having sex, either that or they are sleeeping very restlessly and agreeing with each other alot" i was stunned for a moment then, until i saw the quotes % ok, I think my conditioner reckons it's a nazi. You put it in and it just goes through and removes all the hair it sees as less than perfect at least it doesn't have the rest of the hair standing up and shouting "Heil Hitler" :p % *** foo was kicked from #jibblers by Moof [don't do that.] gotta be a record for a foofree channel must be nearly a minute Quick, let's all change channels and hide. % * red_pill ponders if its posble to creat a ship powered enterly by agist yeah -- you could power it off livejournal % when does ur soc finish? dunno at the ankle? % anyway.....lizzie tells me you have been fascinated by my penis this evening..... which is slightly concerning :) ah, no I said I wanted a 'chapman stick', which is a kind of musical instrument % ....@....... .........@...... ..............@....... woah, your snail can run *backwards* oh wait I forgot what snails look like % OMG We've just had a right laugh as opposed to a left laugh? % *** mode/#singles [+b *!*@couples*.*] by SingleMatt % [Deeps running for Park Wood Committee] Wander around Lypeatt Court for a bit - a lot of international students seem to live there - and door-knock. Talk to people, and listen. Or even just around Woody's for a couple of evenings. That'll win you votes straight away. ah, the perfect excuse to spend time at the pub % Tiggs|meh: The Bible's stood up against any test I've given it. Morti: you tried fire? % * Pornie|Mungos is now known as Pornie|MSleep MSleep? Microsoft Sleep the only time "crashing" is a good thing % shrug. I'm not really in the mood for much but would possibly be up for hitting a pub. Yeah, same here How about Rorschach? dont hit Rorschach thats mean % [after Atuin appearing on a TV moving show] it was weird meeting my bro's uni friends as they all knew me! did they try to touch you to feel the fsme? "the man who managed at uni" % how does rtfm work? % [Raskell is head of the Formula One club] i'm a direct descendant of stirling moss, raskell, want to get married? hey baby, how about making a pit stop with me? % the room didn't always have sun rays there used to be Sun Ultra 10's And theyohad rock'y names... Sylvester Stallone etc % [_58fr is MrTea] <_58fr> it didn't rhyme, which is _so_ not me, and was mostly naff uninspired simile <_58fr> erm, that rhyme was unintentional % 695 pounds fo rinsurance! that's huge That's what my last girlfriend said. oh, it's been too long since i heard that That's what I said in reply. % *** iBot has joined #idlerpg iBot, the level 44 buggy infobot of d00m, is now online from nickname iBot. Next level in 0 days, 06:15:45. ...but level 44 buggy infobot of d00m, is now online from nickname iBot. Next level in 3 days, 19:08:16.... % have you guys played soldat? no but i've played with my penis completed the game quite a few times was really hard took ages to complete it's got quite a climatic ending too % you fucking explain it *** Rincewind has joined #tagsoc Seraph: I can't Yet no you can JUST TRY A LITTLE BIT MORE you can make the difference ...can't what? % * Raskell thinks its suddenly gone quiet in here I would talk, but I don't want to pollute the signal/noise ratio. % * Jonathan has no milk :( this is a minor emergency :-/ as apposed to a major one? actually yes it is major I won't be able to have a cup of tea tomorrow morning :O % I'll get your IS200SE... yup... *I'll* get it wheeeee bang * Pete watches tim has he has to pay me a years wages for the relacement car :) I wouldn't have to cos I don't have insurance * Pete would have some "friends" from gravesend make sure that the money turned up :) they'll take both of your hard disks for a start :) then, they'll install linux on every one of your machines % Anyone rich want sex here? Are you seriously advertising prostitution on #cs ? :P If you are an officer of the law, then no. % yeah, thats what I was thinking oh, and too thought so in fact, and , if you see what I mean yeah, scary really oh? and, of course, let's not forget % mm, 10p hot chocolate and free sugar boosties wee that was good i must have more brb weeeee the machine has some kind of flood protection on the sugar button it beeped at me when i asked for 5 loads but i outsmarted the kenco engineers by pressing the reject coin button and lo did i get my 10 loads verily did the cup overfloweth due to it already being half of the fullness with cocoa and sugar before delivery of hot water commenced saturation point of chocolate powder and crystalised sugar in water well and truly reached % [in response to a bunch of taunting in the channel] o/~ Smeagol's got the precious! Smeagol's got the precious! Tricksy Hobbitses couldn't trick Smeagol! foo. ntm. that was actually funny. don't do that again. % *** Katnick is now known as Guest1911373735 my what a big nuber you are :p i've seen bigger % fanboy, you can be mikkyman#3 if you like ;) Mikky|Screen: more than one man? tsk tsk InsomniaCity: my man has more men than me ;P % Many who die deserve life and some who live deserve death. Who are we to give it to them? foo: Englishmen. % iBot asda asda is the best place for friendly, cheap and cheerful shopping Monty what time does asda open Does that question interest you ? Monty yes. Shuffle books anti-deweydecimally, set pie action w00t % <_58fr> it's maya gold <_58fr> the ingredient of the gods <_58fr> or the devil, I'm not certain <_58fr> o/~ Satan, you know what I'll buy, Maya gold to put into my pie o/~ <_58fr> o/~ All digestives, mutilated o/~ <_58fr> o/~ Melted fat amalgamated o/~ okay, we're pushing it a bit now <_58fr> o/~ Angels, lend me your might, forfeit all my pies to get just one right o/~ [to the tune of Fuel's "Innocence"] % o/~ oh canterbury, oh canterbury, how lovely are your students, oh canterbury oh canterbury, how lovely are your students, your old people vote conservative, but that's ok, they've not got long to live, oh canterbury oh canterbury, how lovely are your students o/~ % o/~The summer sun is fading as the term begins, And fresher come, like every year. They make you seem like you'r emuch older, now part II's here! o/~I watched the third years flee in graduation robes, and one by one they disappeared. They're now all deperate to find jobs, now they're not here.... % Squirrel|tvstuff: you are entitled to your opinions pity they're wrong but you'll get over it % * SexyMatt spins #jibblers on its head *** Inertia has quit [Ping timeout] % * Raskell|20_tomorrow is enjoying her last hours of teenagerhood Drinking, smoking, and having rampant sex? Simultaneously? is that what you did on the eve of you're 20th creature? No. Although, it's possible there was some sex involved... No, darnit, there wasn't. :( % what are cs2'ers doiung at 4? maybe Babs shes unsure cs2ers are doing babs at 4? % i may have got distracted shopping and missed uni :/ % is it still raining out? yes nuts no, water thats funny. Have you tried stand-up? once, but my legs hurt % oh dear, I would appear to have dropped dinner in the router [DO NOT FEED THE ROUTERS] % it's Ben not Giles you know baaaaaaah same thing what ben and Giles? I doooon't think so they're both boys. what's the difference? * typo whispers and passes purple a book wiht pictures yeah. apart from that what's the difference. * purps|book looks at the pictures and points out that they're both the same really. look! they both got that weird bit just *there* (although how typo got a book with *those* pics of Moof & GeeeZa i don't want to know :-S % * Pete blames the press for needless histeria yup, if its not the russians, its the terrorists. if its not terrorists, its our own government trying to poison us. give me a break :) * Atuin hands Pete a KitKat % * Charlie`sAngel waves over pill's bloodied corpse he hasn't done his housework then? egggs ackerly teh sink was overflowing his dishes in the sitting room I was cold and tired adn looking forward to coming home right until the moment I walked through the door * Atuin calls Aggie and Kim to do a hybrid of "How Clean is your house?" and "Too posh to wash?" on pill, called "Too lazy to do anything?" % ibot: 59+69 128 iBot, my number is larger. ...but danny's number is smaller.... % penises and sandwiches are both things that I like to take an interest in sandwiches moreso, cos getting hold of one of those is cheaper Are you intending to imply that you're familiar with the current market rate for penis? not the *current* market rate, I'll admit blondie's been on my ignore list for a while now, so I don't get daily updates any more % * Mikerosoft jumps om blethcalwen Hows you doing bel appart from lack of speeling :P % I had quiche lorraine and salad for tea I had lorrain kelly +e does that have extra ham? yes, bit fatty though % what are the most popular topics of conversation in this channel? sex and unix and you don't seem to get either of them % * Krenom is up an hr before he has to be :( Go hunt pidgeons in the garden go on a beserk rampage and kill whatever got you up early? * Krenom doesn't want to have to go kill the object of his dream ;) You don't have to *kill* the pidgeons % Alex: Could you now please explain, in full, why and how "collectives" could improve life in the world, both in terms of peoples general productivity and how they relate to each other? *** Morti is now known as Morti|Bed % *** syn changed the topic of #rock to: ohio is pretty much deciding the fate of the world. we're fucked. % why do people assume i'm here to help them? because they need help and they're desperate? you have a face that says "I'm trustworthy" % * Tanedra throws her deaded mozilla at Katnick Tanedra: how di you mange to kill mozilla? Katnick: no idea. just died on me. Tanedra: kill raptor :) See, raptor and mozilla are both dinosaurs, so they're fighting for supremacy. % * Broo has a collection of Dairy produce from Israel to keep him company. I'm going to go and play with my cheeses of nazareth soon. % * Atuin is tempted to write a comedy reply to the kent-grads mails about alumni prizes "How about a week's accomodation in your original college... enjoy the campus cuisine from the canteens of Rutherford and Eliot! Be woken up at 3am by the fire alarm! Get a possibly life-threatening kebab delivered from Ockabashi of Kent! Turn up late to your 9am lectures and fall asleep in your 5pm seminar! Don't forget to visit The Venue for your Friday night of predictable music! Experience all this and more on our fantastic holiday of a lifetime reli % [after the CS auction] yay - I won the monitor! anyone called amh1 here? Andy he was hte annoying git that has driven the price up by a tenner He's also the "annoying git" who runs the SBS ;) shit I am sorry then Oh Mighty God! * ChrisC presents virgin girls to the altar % * Pyro should sleep, but is too tired :/ how can you be TOO tired to sleep?! I'm glad you asked that, blondie you see, it's like thisOHMYGODLOOKOVERTHERE! >>Ninja Escape!<< *** Pyro is now known as _ <_> <- (I am now hiding under this flat stone) % argh, frikkin Swing MrTea: use SWT? give me a quick summary of the advantages of SWT SWT runs 1,635 trains every weekday, serving 207 stations. London Waterloo is the hub of the network and is centrally located for London's public transport links. % moof's coming to canterbury? lock up your cattle and hide your sons % as opposed to that guy who drunk toilet cleaner yeah? hardcore * InsomniaCity offers FanBoy` some toilet cleaner s'ok thanks im god % i think i'm going to try the version of quitting drinking that doesn't involve a week of sobriety, and then an attempt at a 12 hour pubcrawl % I reckon condoms + waffles = heaven... you know. condoms + waffles does have an odd attraction about it phew I'm glad it's not just me that thought that I'm not sure why I think waffles and condoms is probably a solo activity one that you never tell anyone about % GO do PRODCUTIVE THINGS and SPELL PRODUCTIVE RIGHT % * ben takes stupid tag things off new gloves mnmm, tghjikn suklat not so good for typing in though % How does one bake a potato with an oven? * dmc|home wonders how one bakes a potato without an oven dmc - in a microwave, obviously. surely a microwave oven is an oven though? that'll be why it's called a microwave oven no? Is Microsoft Windows something you can see out of? % * pao wishes he had taken a big slurp of wine when adding it to the chilli thats now in the slow cooker at home at 7:30 in the morning I guess it would have been a Floydian slip % what the hell does perving mean to observe sexually How exatly do u do that from a chat room like this: (.)(.) <----- o.o % * Moof goes for a bath <^Vash> he's actually gone! <^Vash> quick! talk evil of him!!!! right here we go Moof is a good boy typo: SLANDER! % * iBot rips Monty apart with his teeth Does DarkWeaver's brother in? Monty you called ? Oh, I called ? yes you did Monty can get up :) [the university doesn't hawg|nap have a night monty dont get up, and hawg|nap has been up for 2 days straight, poor lad 19/m/lypeatt court is that your ASL monty ? Why are you concerned over my asl monty ? % * reggitsti gags at 830 messges in his ukc account O.o that's a lot og vI aa gk~~~rA it certainly is % hmm, I may have just bought a 1TB raid array! 'Congratulations of having purchased an Air raid, it will shortly be delivered courtesy of the US Air Force to the address you have supplied' % * Smaf wishes Lunarria would hurry and un-afk * Alex wishes he could find the parser problem on line 13 You misspelt something your right i meant line 31 *Lunariia even Wow I was right in both cases % o/~ what if God was one of us, just a slob like one of us, just a stranger on the bus trying to make his way home? o/~ well, the Bible would be a lot more like Bridget Jones' Diary.. % [talking about the sco.com website defacement] I can't believe it's still up That's what my last girlfriend said. :D % * padme has nothing to do <_35hp^SuperMatt> can you do my asp for me? nupe * creature take SuperMatt's snake and does it. sick He's the one talking about his asp, not me. And I didn't actually mean that with half the innuendo it came out with. % [talking about the sco.com website defacement, once it got fixed] omng, someone's hacked sco.com. it no longer says "we own all your code" % anyone want to join me in a nice shower? no anyone else? sorry matt, not my cup of tea you want earl grey? nah, I'm a PG guy Matt in the shower is more of an 18 rating % shiiiiit, i'm meant to be at home for food, like now.. * Piglet|rocks goes this little piggy went to rocks, and this little piggy went 'shiiiit' all the way home % art students are more frightening than hazmat teams any day % * ZirconX has joined #kinksoc ooer ZirconX ;) * ZirconX has quit IRC (Quit: going now) % I *always* post sfw links well maybe maybe? ;) % <^Vash|exploring> oh btw, i just had the first orangge from the lime tree! <^Vash|exploring> it was delicious orange formt eh lime tree? <^Vash|exploring> yup <^Vash|exploring> it turned to be an ornage tree after all % * azz notes that there's isn't a band called "The Procmailers" * azz kicks his fingers azz: there should be o/~And I would sort 500 mails and I would sort 500 more, just to be the app that sorted 1000 mails to keep your inbox sane. o/~oh colon-oh! (oh colon-oh!) % curry is like sex - you enjoy it everytime you get it and never complain about second portions! % * FlyMeToTheMoof is now known as AndDidThoseMoofsInModernTimesW walk upon jibblers channel screen? and will the keeper of irc, on canterbury's streets be seen? he will not cease, from mental fight till he has a curry in his sight % * bat snuggles Monty Janet Linington was much do that# janet linington snuggles you Monty? Anything exciting happen :/ % noone has ever pulled me over on a bike in central campus it's happened to me once, but that was because i stopped in front of a pair of them :P what did they say? asked if i was a student here, and to see my ID apparently if i get caught again it's a £15 finr did ya do it again? not until after my lecture :P % Alex: can you fit into a DIMM slot? i need some more random memory ;) % And turns out we don't ahve to worry about my monitor I'm borrowing one It's the sex but in a CRT ...so, porn, then. I guess. you do know we can read what ur typing right? % of course it was going to be rejected by teh irc and sinn fein *ira * ben giggles at trappers last line I thought irc *ira fuck * Trapper starts again I thought ira but my fingers betrayed me :( % Monty, why would bel need batteries? ;) bubbling organisers slams cumbersome wedding cake >:) Monty, you have no idea how many words in that sentence i didn't read properly first time round % oij/me wonder whether to try taking the keys off and washing them in the sink hmm i don't seem to be able to get them off ';........................,.//.perhaps i'd better not % ntm: they could always ask the Gentleman Usher of the Black Rod to send out some heavies to "convince" people to being the appeal up to the lords... "'Ere your Honour. We've 'erd that youse is 'earin a case of vital importance to the cun'ry. Black rod won' be very pleased if it don't go up to the lords. And when Black Rod ain't please, well, he don't be no gentleman, and you don' wanna know where he ushers that black rod into..." % Monty: make love to ben and Andy? yes Monty, if you'd like :) Monty: you want to make love to ben and andy in a threesome? :) % * pao feels rather decadent with the box of mince pies that mrspao has planted in his rucksack she gave you a whole box of mince pies she must really love me pao she's trying to kill you % "tree ceremony"? where the tree will not fit in the pot and then falls over and needs earth and rocks from the Garden to keep it stable and I get cross then we get the decorations out and the lihjts won't work and the cats go to sleep on the baubles and maul anyone who tries to move them and as the young people decorate the tree I drink more and more cava % * Atuin needs to be whipped into action Did I just say that? % o/# Everyone needs a little lovin' around christmastime o/~Fall on your knees, and hear your master whipping..... erm did I sing that in here? % * typo watches the * real* superman * ben|out turns webcam away % O.O have you stumbled into... the twighlight zone?! no. just france % <^Vash> ok, i hsnat be * ^Vash chages her nic in view of her tupes *** ^Vash is now known as tpyotoo % i only know funny jokes like my jokes % Tesco deal of the day - diet books thinner than ordinary books % *still* waiting for an engineer Atuin: now now Atuin: don't dignify them Atuin: an engineer would find a way to get it all done within the hard time limit. Atuin: he's a plumber. a week next thursday is fine yeah, you wouldn't see a plumber hacking away in matlab, would you % Hey Skwar, Sellars asked me to tell you: sorry for... (Thu Jan 06 GMT 2005) sucking ur cock ? Hey Pornie, Sellars asked me to tell you: rude! (Thu Jan 06 GMT 2005) HEy! how did u know i was going to say that % right SAda or teso? no, they're both wrong % !Tell rince^oot did you text me from your greek mobile saying "tickle tickle weeeee?" % woohoo, ps2 warranty sticker reattached to tescos! *** hawg is now known as hawg|tescos why would you want to reattach a ps2 warranty sticker to tescos? % well, I'd be deeply upset if I ordered a copy of an ISO standard and it came in US Letter size or something % * blondie wonders whay they put in listerine to make it sting bees % quicktime has just crashed IE that's novel? * kimble thought it was exactly the sort of thing you'd expect from quicktime 1) associate with every filetype known to man 2) make yourself at home in system tray 3) crash IE 4) fail to find relevant codec 5) ??? 6) profit! % * azz grins at "Britain's new FBI-style body, the Serious and Organised Crime Agency, is unveiled" * azz wonders if there's a "Silly and Disorganised Crime Agency" too % as it doesn't register on my a/c If some1 can help me wif tat I would b grateful your keyboard appears to be malfunctioning that might be why it doesn't work huh?? my keyboard?? wat has it have to do wif my keyboard yeah it seems to be missing some letters or getting odd ones wrong % what colour will ginger hair go when dyed brown? brown perhaps? % ibot Ryian Ryian is 21 today. I am? i don't know, ryian| % Frosteh: MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO SORRY LIKE WHAT locating the key marked "capslock" and hitting it % I'm worried that my gerbils might be monumentally stupid They keep burying their food bowl i think having a brain the size of a small pebble might be supporting your hypothesis % sex in a bottle \o/ * Raskell|504 tries to imagine someone having sex in a bottle % *** syn is now known as you * you suck. * Tiggs|tipsy slaps you % aaaaw "LiveJournal is currently down due to a massive power failure at our data center. We'll provide updates at /powerloss/ as they're available." * kimble nods all those teenagers with no one to tell Aint it sad.. ;) as if millions of teenage valley girls screamed out at once and were suddenly silenced % gah monty, I'm not finished cooking my dinner yet! Is it important to you that your dinner yet ? yes it is! it's almost done % [talking about LiveJournal] Andy: it's a good way to come out lol "I am gay" as one fo the items I'm so not going to come out with an LJ meme ;) % *** Nick|gone [nbg2@raptor.ukc.ac.uk] has quit [Quit: Lost terminal] * nuked|lab wonders where all the lost terminals go % [talking about disaster recovery plans] what if your office blows up? ;) ben: that's hardly a problem. we'll get a new one :) Tim: what if you're all in it? ;) that's hardly likely, is it? we take plenty of breaks we've hardly ever all there. :) and we spread ourselves over multiple offices. and we sent Pete to London, just to be on the safe side. % But what does [OLD]H1ghlander have to do with the price of fish? <[OLD]H1ghlander> I own all the fish in the world, I decide the price Monty >:] ?450 <[OLD]H1ghlander> Monty if that is £450 you may have 3 fish minus postage <[OLD]H1ghlander> Well OK Monty... I suppose postage is free % and... AWAKE! *** Nebhead|Sleep is now known as Nebhead arise from the ashes of sleep deprivation, and sweep forth across the new day, cutting down lectures with the shining LAPTOP OF D0000000M! for today, fair denizens of #tagsoc, today is *your* day. Today shall be the day when great nations shall crumble, and we shall rise victorious, riding the waves of chaos like a giant hamster on a surfboard. Cool Let's go for pizza! % ibot nuked naked and sounds as though he is related to David Barnes % is any one in the first year in computer science yes, lots of people are I am me too I'm not... I do History. InsomniaCity: yeah - you're a lazy bum well has any 1 done the information systems assignment everyone knows history students do no work heh...your all a bunch of geeks.. spending all day infront of the computer rob: yeah, it was really easy rob: yes, haven't you done it? InsomniaCity: better than having to do all that research Trapper|essayz0r: well... some of us learnt how to read :) rob: you not done it yet? it was really easy ye iv done the first part but not the second InsomniaCity: I can read :P "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" % * Rah[away] finds a way to stay at hme Rah[away]: I've been up since 11 yday lucky you is it sore yet? % someone from france is french. someone from england is english. whats someone from luxembourg? they are the bourg, you will be assimilated and your biological and technological likeness will become a part of the hive % seen red_pill so where is the little bugger tehn * foo peers in looking for me? aer you a little bugger? not if moof is listening % any ideas for the gay "mens" night? we need to think.... think men and think gay should be easy sorry, lost me after "think men" % THERE WILL BE NO ANAL PROBING IN *THIS* CHANNEL!! why not? because it's text-based? % "uptime is an illusion"? ;) or is that "Time is an illusion, uptime doubly so"? % foo: where did you work again over in the US? a unix company closely associated with our local star my god, that runs Unix? didn't you know? its uptime is impressive what, that thing? but it's so unstble, flares up all the time... Moof: never needs a reboot though ;) foo: it seems to be rebooted every 24 hours or so, takes a good 6 to 12 hours to boot up again % [another busy day in Computing Service] WHERE IS MY NEWS SERVER?? * dmc|home lodges complaint I neeeeeeeeeed usenet :) oh dear i seem to have broken our label maker % * Moof gets down and pats bucephalous 0_o bucephalous is my horse. he's quite high % it's the purification of the Blessed Virgin Mary today *** azz|sleeping is now known as azz * azz (slightly bleary-eyed) reads as "putrefaction of the BVM" and boggles % [foo pastes a link to a Flash animation...] foo: is that ws or rather sfw? oh god MAKE IT STOP! % * foo does the I LOVE VLANS dance that'd be the one from the second act of "Information Security: The Musical"? including the hits "post-it under my keyboard" and "public-key blues"? % Do you know you can get drunk on mouthwash? It's not recommended, but it's possible. creature: swallowing mouthwash is BAD blondie - where's your sense of adventure? Last one in A&E's a big cissy! % it's good with antibiotics - you get drunk quicker. it's a money saving tool paid for by the nhs. are you trying to get me drunk, young lady? yes. fair enough. % * ben boggles at 12 seconds lag mmm, 12 second slag % come party looks like no one is coming Half[NS] its ok i'll have aparty with all my imaginary friends and teddy bears how many bears do you have Half[NS]? none i was being sarcastic well i may have one but im not gonna admit that on chat oh shit % hm... names of washing powders please? areil persil ... and skin cleaning jibble daz! <_58fr> fairy <_58fr> comfort <_58fr> bold purps: why? foo: writing prayers on the transfiguration anything cleany really... dettox and dettol dove cif jif! pears domestos? ;) old spice milton imerial leather radox joop mint source lynx oil of olay mr muscle pledge mr sheen lynx *grins* fankoo! windowleen think that'll do how did jesus get so white and shiny? WINDOWLEEN! % * Atuin giggles - Teletext headline "Crowd rush mars Ikea opening" I thought it was in Edmonton % im gona tied up today * Trapper|baff peers at red_pill *tiedey ah tidy that makes much more sense and is much less alarming at the same time ;) % when i was walking around meldon resevoir, i really really wished i had two bodies! % he has wanking as a highlight wanking wanking wanking wanking what? whats going on? % go home :D and do some washing up bah, I did the last lot. you're not my real mother! >.< actually, i think ben washed up a bit last night so that makes it your turn :P I got drunk last night, so that makes it petes turn % Nobody expects the Union Inqusition! Amongst our weapons are popularity contests, apathy, misplaced apostrophes, our fanatical devotion to our CVs, our rare understanding of Single Transferrable Vote, constitutional pedantry, a quorate AGM, a finger on the pulse of the rumours on the internets, some ducttape, free tickets to cheese night at the venue, a willingness to accuse people of fascism, free condoms and tickets for the national conference... % *** Xharis has joined #cs it's Xharis! bless % i send my valentines cards via email. I dont have to actually meet anyone that way % yay downloading mp3s at 100k/s :D now all i need is a sound card % bah. just go to sleep good advice it's like Nike for lazy people % Not going to go commando with a kilt on, sorry :p why? makes breakdancing funnier % netsplit europe.world.org <--> america.world.org (Connection reset by Iraq) % [to the tune of "Magical Trevor"] * purps^brum magicalully reappears on the other side of the country o/~Everyone loves magical purple cos the tricks that she does are triffically nimble. Look at her now disappearing to brum, Where is she now? we miss her fun o/~Takign a bow, Magical Purple. Everybody's seen that her trick is nimble. Look at her there with her leathery leathery whip... % your'e saying canadians cant' do britpop? <_58fr> I don't know, but from what I understand, it's a music "scene" which would require being in Britain :/ <_58fr> otherwise it'd be "commonwealthpop" or "compop" or something ;) heh popowealth? "Empire Records" <_58fr> "One music, Under The Queen" % [talking about the Pope's new book] you mean he's compus mentus enough to write a book?! Atuin: it was HolyGhostwritten % Alex:did you think of taking up art or something? I jus ask as sometime people need a different medium to communicate what they feel/think and sometimes language isn't the best reggitsti|present: interpretive dance? forgive me alex, thanks to Tanedra I'm now picturing you in morris dancing gear nothing personal... % *** root has joined #compsoc *** root is now known as mhp2 * Morti peers at mhp2 Are you Matt Packer who is applying for a position as IRC admin or oper? That is correct And are you also IRCing as root? argh ;) I just su'd to install irssi you're fired ;P % * ben hrms at his website shifting gb this month but then, I do appear 3 times on the first page with a search for 'lingerie' so it's not *that* surprising perhaps I should dress up in lingerie and film it that'd put people off ben: in the nicest possible manner, with no intent to offend in the world, I say this with complete respect: HELL NO! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! the mere hint that some pxels may have some vague association with a file of that nature is a psychological weapon banned by the geneva convention % * foo wonders what the best way to slap down a year 10 for objecting to me using a ";)" in a forum post claiming it caused offence by being the 'international symbol of promiscuity' % * typo has to iron this morning * azz looks out the window -- yes, the morning does look a bit crumpled... % medways broken off now, its formed its own country according to bbc news oh whats the URL to this then? they're demaning to be referred ot as the United Republic of Medway and Raskell|phone: its on the bbc kent website, go see craig: whats the link for that? bbc.co.uk/news/kent/ ok you go see, medways now its own country they own nukes and everything and are threatening to attack moscow where craig? I don't see it? yeah where craig it's in russia, raskell i told you, the kent news website at bbc! craig there is nothing there its on my screen, force a refresh! whats the URL? you're the one who fell for it, just remember that my dear Half[NS] :) * craig falls about laughing maniacally ggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr % you know, if I put the energy I put into being bored into not being bored then I would never be bored % [typo notices someone outside her house in an, um, embarassing situation] the odd thing is I just looked because I wondered whose car it ws then I realised there wsa someone in it THEN realised what he was doing!! typo: film him :D i coudn't get enough zoom dear me what does that say about me you need a new camera % *** DW|sleep is now known as DW Hey DW, Mikky^Nebhead asked me to tell you: D: D: D: D: o :o :D :D (Fri Mar 11 09:29:26 GMT 2005) Hey DW, Piglet asked me to tell you: .. wow, congrats! (Fri Mar 11 10:11:49 GMT 2005) o.0 what happened to DW?! :) Did you meet a mystery woman? did you get belethcalwen to go out with you? Did you finally kill Andy? i completed nethack :) oh, pppft. % [talking about compsoc-officers] 35 emails on this topic so far. my inbox doesn't support democracy! % * Darkwar pokes red_pill * Darkwar pokes red_pill * Darkwar pokes red_pill * Darkwar pokes red_pill * Darkwar smacks red_pill * Darkwar cries Danny Yes, Darkwar? where the f*ck did red_pill go? TELL ME DANNY! * Darkwar kicks danny in the head issues, man % * Tim manages to cover himself in soap whilst trying to fix one of those squirty hand soap things I fixed the top back on and pressed it to check it worked but it did go down... so I thumped it and soap went everywhere. % i keep waking up at 6am I suppose it's a sign that it's nearly summer, and I can stop hibernating you != hedgehog nope, I'm a bat bats hibernate do they? and the males wake up have a drink and rape al the females before going back to sleep sounds like manchester on a friday night. % * SlimeyPete raises eyebrow at web advert "Have you tried adult dating?" do you have a reputation for child dating? I do wonder what they've heard about me % blade 4: the prequel jesus comes back and totally flips out % on the thread of learning really dumb stuff - no, I can't fit into my backpack :p % "thou shalt not suffer a witch to live" -exodus 22.18 What's your point? it's just a list of statements of things that you shouldn't do it doesn't explain it. Some things don't need explaining they do when you have to write 6000 words on them % * Moof hmmms Earthquake and tidal wave the day after christmas. Earthwuake the day after Easter. I dont' think we're selling Indonesia on this christianity malarkey very well... % I need a kyboard break * azz|knoppix hands Moof a keyboard KitKat % ok people how does bowling sound? Alex: *kerchunk* a rumble followed by a clatter % * Kitty grumbles about it being a whole 9 more hours till the next ep is done * TheGreatHippy grumbles cos he's northern, and it's a hobby % kdlllllllllllllllllljsaedfljjjjjjjjjjjgskddhf ddddddfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa shit cat! sorry % oh, btw ... have u found 'the BUTTON' yet? Otep: you mean the clitoris? * Mikky patpats Nebhead * Nebhead pushes Mikky's button * Mikky turns into a kitchen o.O o.O now *that* was unexpected... % ARGH MY GRAMMER CORTEX uh GRAMMAR % Danny: remind red_pill in 13 hours, seriously, you want to be taking that laundry up to lizzie's NOW danny no wuv me :' purple|stuff: it was the comma he didn't like the comma after hours after-hours punctuation is an acquired taste % * Trapper peers outside I swear I just saw a flash of lightening oh dear. Trapper's eyes are giving out on her totally / oi! :P Two much computer :/ Maybe yuo should become a historian % NudeNaoko: i would look out of the window, but i already know that there is nothing out there. what a goth point of view :P nah, a goth point of view would be "i'd look out of the window and see the emptiness of my soul and the bleakness of humanity" nah, true goth would be "I'd look out of the window, but I can't because I painted it black last summer." % I was in an IRCchannel dedicated to an MMORPG, discussing which star trek captain was best rearlier. filled my nerdy heart with pride % exploding chavs... that's an idea what do you call 2 chavs falling off a cliff? a start? % ibot .hr somebody said .hr was hrvatska Where the FUCK is hrvatska? i guess hrvatska is .HR Well, you would. % <_44l> i poked him wiht a fork ah, was it a gardening fork or an eating fork? <_44l> a cewking fork oh, capital offence then <_44l> no it would have had to have be a CEWKING FORK for that % * Moof notes the libdem cndidate for canterbury is an ex-tory Moof: What, so they really CAN reverse lobotomies? Arcturus: aprently so there's a reason to vote lib dem if I ever aw one ;) % [talking about Britney Spears' pregnancy] Ooops, I did it again? Kick me baby, one more time? % \ \ / /__ ___ | ____|_ ____ _ __| | | \ V / _ \/ __| | _| \ \ / / _` |/ _` | | eh? | | __/\__ \ | |___ \ V / (_| | (_| |_| |_|\___||___/ |_____| \_/ \__,_|\__,_(_) oops sorry dude % * Xiphi hums the austin powers theme subtley * foo gets an awful image * foo goes to clean out his mind and finds some bambi pics * Jibbler2 downloads some hardcore fawn % heroin's for pussys real men drink calpol % give me a t! give me an o! give me a p! give me a y! what do you get? what do we get? we just gave you the letters... % ah ah ah ah stayin' aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive You can tell by the way he uses his walk he's a woman's man... no, wait... % bah weather icky That airport code does not exist. % * Half[NS] pokes for alive people * blondie ends all life * Grazz reboots world Grazz: it kernel panicked on boot hmm.. that's no good * Grazz wonders if there are backups of world ./genesis % * Fluffy is slowly starting to realise that, whilst the word limit of his essay is 3000 words, his plan seems to pre-suppose about 30,000 What you should do is string every ten words together. Problem solved. Draw 30 pictures instead % kepplar: was this what you went on blue peter for? (twice) no and i won THREEE blue peter badges thankyou % * dmc|home finds a use for the "Vote michael Howard" poster that the nice tory lady insisted on giving me this morning I needed something to spread contact adhesive with and folded up this is perfect :) * dmc|home notes the solvent in the glue appears to have melted the laminate and made Mr Howard look like his face is melting still, its fixed my sander. Who says there is no place for tory policies? :) % o/~ if I had a million dollars... ...you'd only have about £500,000, so couldn't quite buy a fantastically large dream house % * purps|fud GLARES AT Moof SHOCKEDLY purps|fud: whaaaat? they are going to have healthy, enjoyable sex! * foo peers in foo: I'd advise peering out again * foo drags xiphi off and resets his peer * Atuin thwaps foo - bring her back! You already have a wife % * Atuin has lots of cava at home and some champers share the burden, Atuin share it SHARE IT % How do you get shaving foam out of your ear? shower? by not putting some in there in the first place deep inside? if deep inside... shit evad: And that'll get it out? % russia lost the cold war and never recovered from that failure. it didnt not loose % erm... every earth-shifting vehicle in birmingham seems to have parked outside my house... * purpzzz worries purpzzz: perhaps it's a promotion for the new h2g2 film? % o/~ i think you've made your point now, even gone a bit too far to get the message home, before irc gets addictive, we ought to calla hlat, so could we go to bed please? % o/~ I need excitement oh I need it bad, and it's the best I've ever had irc is probably not the place to look % kittys right.. and no i didnt just say that and it shall never be repeated % * foo pokes his new HP 1022n and wonders why it's not seeing the network does it have a network card? is it plugged in? and switched on? have you reticulated its splines? yes, yes, yes (green light...), no it DHCPs ok but doesn't appear to apply the IP it's provided with try realigning the deflector dish to suppress quantum fluctuations in the positron beam yes, i'll do that and don't forget to discharge the flux capacitors then recalibrate the reverse-warp field to account for the shifting temporal distortions from big headed students wandering around * Moof hands foo a sonic screwdriver oh did you RTFM? % "Diary of a Porn Virgin" is on channel 4 tonight wonder what that's about that looks quite funny it's that or snooker either way, probably get to see lots of balls % *** Tanedra is now known as Tan|withShoes Is that like "with child"? "Congrats, it's a plimsole!" % * foo furthers his social education by finding out who Lil' Romeo is enlighten us :) an 11yr old hiphop wannabee who appears to have 'made it' in the states so, crack for breakfast, obscurity for lunch then. % o/~ I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair, I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair Atuin: And now with herbal essences you can wash TWO men out of your hair % Hang on I must be tired I was holding a gerbil in one hand, a phone in the other Guess which one I put in the cage. % Berserker|examB0110x: You can drive, right? Morti: no, I just sit in a car from time to time it's been luck that no pedestrian has got in my way % the connection isnt microwave anymore no, we've got fibre to Medway now, as I understand it yes, gigabit IP-over-chav % * Atuin giggles at the announcement just heard at Canary Wharf tbube station "To the dickhead in the ticket hall throwing everything everywhere, yes you with the grey rucksack, you are on CCTV and being recorded and thep ictures will be passed to the police. Everyone else has had a terrible journey too, but you're the only dickhead getting angry about it" % * Moof tries to rememebr how to output text in LISP tecth isn't it? (sorry) % <06ezt> i was born in a hospital somewhere :O??? me too!!!! man we ahve so much in common! % bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored i'm bored, anyone else? :/ % my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard not this boy it doesnt % because you're annoyingly stupid and immature oh and you aren't? not on IRC, only in person % At least the police were really good police? what happened? We had a drunk student turn up and bang on our dooor at 3am. I thought he knew kirb, kirb thought he knew me so we let him in. We then realised that noone knew him so we thought it was best to call the police Turns out he wasnt even from canterbury % i love her personality, i just dont love her lack of penis :p % [to the tune of "The Llama Song"] Here's a Vader there's a Vader and another little Vader, funny Vader FUZZY VADER, Vader Vader DARTH! % right. Ant number 4. *where* are these coming from dmc|home: mummy ants and daddy ants Xiphi: i think you might have missed that biology lesson I thought it was when a mummy and daddy loved each other very much ? * Xiphi pulls out the innocent face and did the *specila cuddle* well, yes ... but the mummy has lots of daddys then all the daddys go and die and are they all single parents then you get to live underground and all you do is be pregnant sounds a bit like cheriton % [discussing what would happen if hippies started wars] lol.. "we are the international inspectors, and we're here to replace your nuclear arms with a shrubbery" % you have new mail in /home/cut/rcw5/.mail I do? % Alex: why do you have to wait 3 days to get a haircut? mums a hairdresser so ive never needed to go anywhere else so i wouldnt know HOW to go to a hairdresser apart from that you go in say 'fix hair, get money' sit down and wait about half an hour. % [talking about the cuddly virus toys] Hey Deeps, syn asked me to tell you: you have syphilis (Thu May 26 15:43:02 BST 2005) lovely more to the point, how does syn know? % [loud thunder] oooh wow jesus :D FUCK WOAH! FUCKING HELL fuck! FUCK FUCKFUCKFRUCK FSKCAHETIOSWHAT % [talking about the Doctor Who web site] * azz clicks around the pictures, and notes that despite all the attention paid to detail in "Father's Day" they still managed to use Comic Sans MS seven years before it was designed % oooh bitchy: "One of our philosophies on the 777 program - and what sets Boeing apart from Airbus - is that we have "envelope protection."" they put their mail in condoms? no, it's because they've had trouble in past with 747s being damaged in the post so this time they're using jiffy bags and extra bubblewrap yeah, that damn us post office just can't stop dropping them % !tell Ingrid You're gorgeous. Morti|Rocks: Ok I'll tell Ingrid that next time I see them !tell Ingrid your in there! Kepplar: Ok I'll tell Ingrid that next time I see them you're you're "you're" to preempt everyone % is generated a revoke certificate a good idea incase you lose your password? rule #1 Do no forget your password :D rule #2 do not make your password your family pets name rule #3 do not set your password to "penis" the machine will only complain its too short. % i love you evad :D that was sarcasm. that wasnt oh god. i'm so glad i'm 125 miles away % have you told the examiners you dont actually *have* blood flow? it might be significant % * Moof peers at TV I'm not sure what's worse, that tey're trying to get her to confess her torrid love affair, or that she's sitting in front of a pane covered in tampax logos wearing a t shirt tat says "tampax girl 2005" it's an expanding market % * typo giggles at overheard on the tube 2. Broadband has increased the size of my cock. i'll bet it has * azz hides his "Poultry Breeders Monthly" browser window % Tim Henman, loveable would-be hero, or toffy nosed twat? Tim Henman is the paragon of british sport i.e. he loses all the time, just like every other british sportsperson i mean, I try to like him but there's alarm bells in my head that just yell out 'prat' yeah, I'd go with prat twat is possibly a little strong you do realise who Tim Henman is, yeah ? he's the spokesman for Persil, right? % * Kitty says nothing by the very act of saying 'Kitty says nothing' you employ an attention-grabbing tactic of making it clear VERY VERY LOUDLY that you aren't saying anything. % you missed the joke almost as badly as the US Air Force. % actually, it was RE, but we also did the big band and evolution method of creation in RE hm, I like that idea "creation of the universe, conducted by Humphrey Littleton" % wow that's a good surprise. i switch back and people have organised lesbian jelly wrestling in my back garden and i didn't even have to help! % conversion I know about the following conversions: GBP, USD, EUR, CAD, JPY, AUD, NZD, TRL, SilverOunces, GoldOunces, PlatinumOunces, KRW, Metres, m, km, NauticalMiles, cm, mm, Miles, lyrs, LightYears, AU, Parsecs, Feet, Inches, Leagues, NauticalLeagues, Yards, Furlongs, Bytes, Bits, Nibbles, Nybbles, Yottabytes, Zettabytes, Exabytes, Petabytes, Terabytes, Gigabytes, Megabytes, Kilobytes, Seconds, s, Days, Hours, Minutes, Milliseconds, kg, g, Kilotonnes, Tonnes, Newtons, mg, Kilograms, Grams, AMU, Stones, Pounds, lb, Ounces, oz, Drams, Grains, Zolotniks, Dolyas, litres, l, pints, gallons showoff % in the beging, there was nothing. and god created vodka, and he saw that it was good. and he drank the vodka. he woke up 5 days latter and relied he had made the earth, and relised he needed a day of rest to get over the hangover... % I need a higher ceiling :S big shoes? big hair? because my height + length of my arm + 3ft < height of ceiling. what's the 3ft thing? a snake whip. % [fuzzie is one of Nick's friends] what the hell, there's already a livejournal user called 'stupidnick' and it doesn't represent Nick Murdoch! i feel ripped off. % i've had an idea if for someone's birthday you make a cake with a huge black man with s giant snake's head for a head and a staff you'd have a jaffa cake % holy crap! Alex just made me laugh! everyone stop what you are doing the universe is about to explode % * rince humps monitor no rince, go to the sperm bank like everyone else you cannot donate online % o/~ oh the grand old dmc of Kent, he had 10000 servers, when they were up they were up and when they were down they were down and when they were only half way up the SLA went in the bin % * Moof leand his face on his hands and realises he only shaved one side of hsi face today I must look a complete berk % *** purphiAtuypoen is now known as purphiAtuypotrappen <_58fr> that's quite a merged entity <_58fr> transporter accident? _58fr: That couldn't cause people compression like that. They obviously all tried to fit at once into a 1961 Mini. <_58fr> "The Canterbuury Job"? % 'The home secretary, Charles Clarke, tonight defended the government's controversial plans for identity cards as a "bulwark against the big brother society"' yes, that sounds like a load of bulwarks to me too... % pill had a shower and shampoo this morning i just found the foamy gritty remains he dissolved? nasty % new foo's album? foo has an album? Moof: yeah, songs to drink sherry by % o/~Goodbye, Countdown's host. Though I never new you at all I saw you on television, while having afternoon tea.... o/~and it seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind. Never knowing the next letter, when she put them up. And the numbers game was Carol's as she flashed her cheesy grin. Your puns remain unrivalled, and your wit goes well with gin... % im joining the navy was gonna find more about it over the summer but theres no navy recruitment office near me join it! the Village People did and they loved it % * ben grins at the people at the back trying to take flash photos ben: in years to come they'll squint at those pictures and go "hrm - I think that was robbie williams" "and this one is of me at the st john ambulance tent after I got food poisoning "and here's another (*squint*) I think is of sting..." what they need is a flash gun with a guide number of about 28000 when it fires it melts the 10 rows in front of you ) "Introducing the new Canon Speedlite Hiroshima(tm)" % uch Mariah Carey * azz leans over and presses the mute button hm, no, I don't think I like Mariah Carey any better even without the music % [Trapper and ben attend their local church for the first time] alter boys and stuff and the priest *sang* most of the service well chanted it was like an episode of Cadfael except without the murder which is a pity cos then it might have been half way interesting :P % * foo decides to watch TCoN:TSC there -- work that one out Total Chaos on News: The Sherry Crisis ? Total Control of Networks: The Sky Concept Tax Collectors of Norman: The Second Coming Tasty Can of Newts: Try Slurping Cutely The Consumers of Newcastle: Toe Sucking Conglomerate Total Cost of Nothing: The Silence Continues Two Chavs on Nova: The Street's Complaining The Compendium of Nonsense: The Site Continues The Cheek of NATO: Try Sharing Cheese The Chalice of Napalm: The Soothing Cuppa The Channel of Newbies: Torrent Sharing Cconfusion The Challenge of Nature: Try seeing crocodiles The Culture of None: Tickling Sexy Crocodiles Type Carefully or Not: The Spelling's Confusing The Colour of Nome: Terry's Secret Crossover The Colour of Nipples: Tickling Sarah's... cauliflower ? clematis The Corruption of Necklaces: Taking special clasps The Clue of Nothing: The Stumbling Continues If he was watching TCoN:TLTWaTW we would probably have worked it out in short order The Confusion of Names: The Last Three Were all The Work % ok, how do I delete stuff on an ftp server DELE ta if you're going raw that I am raw! huh what is it good for % * Flexo has space for rent in his brain. % \o \o/ -o> -o- /o- /o\ |o/ |o| *wiggle* *jump* % when did potter come out then? he's been gay for ages foo % * Moof|caffeinedrip has some more coke * typo snorts % * typo WONDERS IDLY IF THEY EVER WERE FOUND * crshnburn reaches over t'internet and presses typo's capslock key * typo smacks crshnburn's hand who steals my capslock key steals trash twas something , nothing twas mine tis his and has been slave to thousands but he that stealth my colon keye and prevents me making smilies :o) steals that which not enriches him and makes me poor indeed % * azz peers at wikipedia, and notes happily that the featured article today is "Atlantic krill" rather than something Rowling-related sorry, "Antarctic krill" you never know, JK might be related to Antarctic krill in some distant fashion the whole theory sounds a bit fishy to me cod only knows what was that? my herring is not what it used to be! you shouldn't leave your herring aids about the plaice then maybe it's because the books are carp? ;) % [talking about tripod heads] the head i need is 400 quid :-/ for that price, i expect some good head :) % * foo notes it's morning again mm mm I woke up cellphone in my hand and lying over laptop basically wonder what i was doing Late night with some cyber chick? I actually answered to some call and talked with someone for 21sec I just can't remember anything phone just says so % HBP Gooood * foo is nearly half way through foo: oh, I'd beter not tell you bout when neville longbottom finds the atomic bomb then.. oops * foo grins ;) don't be silly that's in the next book: "Harry Potter and the Weapons of Mass Destruction" % you're syntax is all wrong *your oh the irony of that sentance % and, for reference, nice olive oil + lemon + lemon juice + basil makes a lovely sauce for porn :) porn ? um pork % o/~I come from the imagination. And I'm here strictly by your invocation. So whaddaya say, why don't we daaaaance a while? * Piglet|sleep is now known as Piglet * skel waves at piggeh I've got a theary, it could be Piglets... o/~Piglets aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They've got their curly tailsand flat snout-like noses. And whats with all the geeking? What do they need such good computers for anyway? Piglets! Piglets! It must be Piglets! or maybe skelingtons? % !remind me later to remind you later to remind me later that later i need to remind you to remember that i need a reminder later to remind me to remember Fluffy: Ok, I'll look out for you after an hour has passed thank you borris, you complete tool % Kitty: you asked me to remind you to: phone mikes waterfront warehouse and find where my rubber gloves have got too (Set: Thu Jul 28 00:47:05 BST 2005 (@32.70)) why does borris want rubber gloves? well when two bots love each other very much..... % That's fantastic, Fanboy thank you. althou, its a capital B ..if you dont mind. What, Fanboy? nothing. okay % if I bash my mouse against things, the battery light indicator goes from green to red sweeeet % I recompiled my kernel and now my mouse doesn' twork. :( i rerouted the fprot tarbell and now my primary eps conduit defenestrate locquacious. reverse the polarity to the deflector dish and everything will work fine %