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<la_haine> <div class="expansive">
* la_haine waves
<la_haine> </div>
<Atuin> so the party is really swinging at the mo then! ;)
* Verity looks forward to an exciting swinging party
<Verity> oh I so want to rephrase that!
* Atuin lols
<Verity> bugger
<Atuin> no thanks
<Atuin> even if you are into swinging (you could've told me btw :( )
<Paul> foo: getting anywhere with marrying clarie then?
<iBot> You're kidding.
* Moof wonders what a Cryptofascist is
<ptc1> 'crypto' means 'hidden'.
<ptc1> A cryptofascist is someone who is not overtly fascist
<nuked> crouching fascist, hidden capitalist ?
<Tim> azz: you don't trust us? :(
<azz> tim: hell no ;)
<azz> you're sysadmins, for goodness' sake ;)
* Tim sobs in the corner
<azz> your very job description says "evil bastard"
<Spike> remove 25:
<Spike> 25: delete
<Lore> That last item is number 26
<Spike> 25: erase
<Spike> 25: remove
<Spike> 25: fuck it
<Spike> 25:
<Lore> 25: http://gnute.com
<Lore> (Spike) delete
<Lore> (Spike) erase
<Lore> (Spike) remove
<Lore> (Spike) fuck it
<Moof> IP over ICBM?
<Moof> "Of course the downside of this approach is that by the time TCP has opened a socket, the earth will be so radioactive that the whole exercise will be futile anyway"
<Fox> by the way I have a bit of advice for you all...
<Fox> don't drive your car into a fuck off big truck
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<Verity> I'd sleep with most people,for a illion
<azz> tim, you can tell me what's in the room now ;)
<Tim> there's a bed
<Tim> a chest-of-drawers
<Tim> a rather flimsey desk
<Tim> some nice shelves for speaker satellites
<Tim> a wardrobe
<Pete> Tim: sshhhh , you listing all the stuff you coudl take and azz not know ;)
<ptc1> Shit, people are talking about that dreaded time of year already
<Sarah> ptc1: ignore it, I just love Christmas!
<la_haine> ptc1, how can you not love that time of year?
<la_haine> when commercialism is put aside
<la_haine> and everyone really cares
<la_haine> about everyone else
<la_haine> and it's all about giving and loving
<ntm> I am here to tell you that in the interests of business efficiency, we have decided to combine Christmas with August Bank Holiday, which we have moved back three months to coincide with Whit Sunday, incorporating Easter and the Queen's official birthday, which has been brought forward then put back a bit and slipped in sideways so that it now falls on New Year's Eve. So now instead of lots of inefficient little holidays scattered all over the year, we've got j
<ptc1> j
<ptc1> cool.
<la_haine> got j?
<la_haine> is that a slogan?
<ntm> "smoked myself a j"
<ptc1> I replied to your mail
<ntm> i know.
<ptc1> Ok. Then you got it
<ntm> nah, i don't receive any of your mail. i've got gmx to filter it all and to notify me.
<ptc1> ntm: When will you get it?
<ntm> ptc1: never, they're all deleted. it's less effort than reading what you have to say.
<ptc1> WHAT?!
<ptc1> hehe
<ptc1> You're fucking joking
<ntm> i am?
<ptc1> bastardo
<Random|Away> ibot pussy
<iBot> i guess pussy is a small furry cute thing that enjoys being stroked
<Tim> that doesn't make sense
<Tim> oh yeah
* Tim can't read
<Tim> :P
<illah> lol
* Tim didn't see the word 'thing'
<illah> hmm reboot
<illah> bah
<illah> :P
<Tim> good plan
* illah has quit IRC (Quit: i am a super eleet of the death who kills)
* Tim reboots
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*** Hal changes modes on #cs: +o Paul
*** Paul kicks pjm2 from #cs: Paul
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*** Hal changes modes on #cs: +o pjm2
*** Paul kicks pjm2 from #cs: Paul
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*** Paul kicks pjm2 from #cs: bah die you whore :(
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<lambda> ibot talk to monty
<iBot> Monty are you ever going to be nice to me
<Monty> denied..
<Fox> monty
<Monty> ibot?
<iBot> Monty?
<Monty> lol
* iBot laughs out loud
<ptc1> later dudes
<ptc1> I is off
<ptc1> LATER DUDES
<ptc1> I IS OFF
<la_haine> WELL FUCK OFF THEN
* Moof notes that foo only went to get more credit when the emergency credit ran out
* ben eeks at moof
*** fooster has quit (Ping timeout)
<Moof> and there goes the power
<Verity> and besides he's 36, called Selvyn and is a VB, Java and C++ programmer
<Verity> like we have anything in common
<azz> you both have six-letter names with "e" as the second letter.
<Verity> and a v in them
<Verity> and a y
<azz> see, that's four things already
<Verity> wow, book the church
<ntm> !seen dusker
<Hal> ntm, I don't remember seeing dusker.
<ntm> !=?=!=!0rWE
<ntm> fre+p9oajfg s
<ntm> grsfdpijdry goirjgsy
<ntm> füOIJHRFOI
<ntm> +!!!!
<illah> !seen dusk
<Hal> illah, I don't remember seeing dusk.
<illah> !seen dsk
<Hal> illah, I don't remember seeing dsk.
<ntm> :((((((((((((
<illah> O
<illah> M
<illah> G
<ntm> TIMOTHY!!!!!!
* la_haine notes ntm speaking in tongues
<ntm> TIMOTHY!!!!!!
<ntm> TIMOTHY!!!!!!
<ntm> TIMOTHY!!!!!!
<ntm> TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP!!!!!!
<ntm> TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP!!!!!!
<ntm> TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP!!!!!!
<ntm> TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP!!!!!!
<ntm> TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP!!!!!!
<illah> lol
<ntm> TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HAL?!
<ntm> TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HAL?!
<ntm> TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP WHY DOES HAL NOT REMEMBER DUSKER?!
* jimbo wonders if ntm might have to shout at foo instead?
* la_haine wonders how many sweets ntm has eaten lately
<illah> 4
<Tim|18HP> WTF DO YOU WANT ??
<ntm> I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO HAL!
<ntm> AND I'M GOING TO TYPE IN CAPITALS AND WITH EXCLAMATION MARKS UNTIL YOU TELL ME!
<Tim|18HP> I HAVE NOT DONE A THING
<ntm> DON'T TELL LIES IT'S BAD!
<illah> foo!
<illah> foo has woot too
<ntm> WHY CAN HAL NOT REMEMBER DUSKER, TIMOTHY?1
<ntm> I AM NOT HAPPY!
<Reaper> so after all that it seems Tim has done feck all and +Will isn't happy. Wonderful.
* ntm BLAMES TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP
*** ntm is now called NTM
* NTM BLAMES TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP
<ben> o/~ adsl on friday o/~
<azz> ben: d'you know the chords to that?
<ben> azz: yes, A, D, S, L. unfortunately, it's not playable in this universe
<Fox> i REALLY need SEX!
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*** holly sets mode: +o azz
* azz wavies
<Fox> no not with you!
<lambda> orange: We know you want to stay the extra week just with Sam
<orange|doNotDisturb> lambda: yes, ok, I admit it, I have a crush on him
<orange|doNotDisturb> I've been denying it all this time
<orange|doNotDisturb> and I think I might turn gay just to have him
<Rich|reporting> you don't even need to be gay
<Rich|reporting> you could just experiment
<orange|doNotDisturb> Rich|reporting: true - but you can try first
orange and Sam _really_ don't get on...
* Skimble bops to The Bangles - Eternal Flame.
<Rich|reporting> ah
* lambda shakes his booty in front of skimble
* Clarie is glad she isn't in intern office
* Skimble continunes to wolf-whistle, growing delirious with excitement as he peels yet more fivers from the wad in his pocket and sticks them in Lambda's scanty underwear.
<Rich|reporting> we're all very close after nearly eleven weeks
* lambda takes skimbles money and has the rest of the night off
<lambda> Cya
* Paul|scripting feels rather tired :-/ perhaps some more sleep would have been handy
<Tim|BOFH> Paul|scripting: I told you to use long hard pumps instead of short fast ones.. maybe it would have helped you get the rubber thing harder? :)
<ptc1> back.
<ntm> and front.
<ptc1> no.
<ntm> yup
<ptc1> no.
<ntm> yup
<ptc1> no.
<ntm> yup
<ptc1> no.
<ntm> yup
<ptc1> no.
<ntm> yup
<ptc1> no.
<ntm> yup
<ptc1> no.
<ntm> yup
[...]
<ptc1> That was nuts
<ntm> well, actually, it's like a summary of ukc.misc
<ntm> a whole year's worth.
<ptc1> Nah, .misc is a little better than that
<ntm> yeah, we needed a third person going "maybe"
<ptc1> exactly.
<ptc1> Hey, we should try that
<ntm> hmmmm
<ptc1> Ben!
[...]
<ptc1> no.
<ntm> yup
<ben> maybe
<ptc1> no.
<ntm> yup
<ben> maybe
<ptc1> no.
<ntm> yup
<ben> maybe
<ptc1> no.
<ntm> yup
<ben> maybe
<ptc1> no.
<ntm> yup
<ben> maybe
<azz> are you _sure_ you're running the right pppd?
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<foo> last time i looked, i only had one
<Fox> i only have one as well, I think it is a male thing although my mate swears he has two
<Fodder> talking 2-3 inches in size
<Atuin> so was I yesterday
<Fox> why does my dick always come into things
<Fox> oh you are talking about something else that is 2"
<Fodder> your dick is only 2-3"
<Fox> sorry
<Atuin> it's legs were at least an inch long each (if not 1 1/2 inches)
<Verity> J's was huge, and really hairy and didn't fit down the plug hole
<Fox> Sarah said the tunnel was gone
<Fox> Although not in those words ;o)
<Fox> it was more along the lies of "where has foo hidden IRC, I'm lost in cyber world"
<Monty> Chris Moyles is good translations
<orange> GRRRR, monty stop saying my name
<Paul> you're called chris moyles? cool
<Tim> Paul, can I borrow your bog roll.... I promise I'll give it back :)
<Paul> SICKO!!!
*** Tim has kicked Fox from #cs [sick fucker]
<Paul> imagine having sex with some sick? urgh.
* TheLib ponders what question he shall ask the mighty compscis today
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* Pete grrs
<OSarahAngel> ibot, mugshits
<OSarahAngel> oops
<OSarahAngel> what a horrible thought!
<ben> bah, looks like he's offline
* ben lies - foo is up
<ben> WHY THE FUCK HAS HE GOT LDAP OPEN NOW?
* KickProofFox yays foo isn't impotent
<OAngel> ben: don't let neil twist that for Goodness sake
<OAngel> damn
<OAngel> too late
<ben> 230-This is an experimental FTP server. If have any unusual problems,
<ben> 230-please report them via e-mail to <root@galadriel.fivegeeks.net>.
* ben wishes foo would sort out his settings :P
<Paul> and grammar ;)
<BrokenAdmin> Paul: get arse here now
<Paul> can the rest of me come along too?
<Paul> i've dyed my teeth red after chewing the end off a permanent marker
<Paul> monty, generate all permutations of "sarcasm"
<Monty> cat5 == gums
<Paul> monty you tit
<Monty> erm, today?
<chrislamb> I must find my headphones so I can listen to sound at work
<Paul> i just use speakers
<la_haine> must weigh your head down
* sleepingfoo turns off monitor
<orange> bet he hasn't
* ben grins at orange
<orange> lar de dar... MAD HAIR... lar de dar
<Paul> my old computer....
<Paul> it's still in here
<Pete> erm... yeah ;)
* Pete will get Darren to pick it up at somepoint ;)
<Paul> oookay. it needs wiping as i've still got some stuff on it still
<Paul> i trust you can ghost it or something :)
<foo> all your pr0n and mp3z
<Paul> yep
<azz> you're _students_, dammit!
<azz> at quarter past midnight you should be doing things, not sleeping!
<azz> it's evidently futile.
<ptc1> Hey
<ptc1> I'm actually browsing
<azz> or maybe not.
<ptc1> But that's ok, continue talking to yourself... :)
<azz> thank you, I was beginning to feel that we'd all forgotten everything we worked for over the last term, and was having scary visions of weeks going past without a single 2AM kebab
<orange> I dunno - I think big ben's as symbol as the torch guy - canary wharf matches the WTC
<OSarahAngel> yeah, you could be right
<orange> what is the name of that statue of the torch guy, anyway? It's totally slipped my mind
<jimbo> liberty?
<Moof> liberty
<Moof> and it's a girl
<orange> ah of course, thats the one
<orange> is it?
<Moof> yeah
<orange> how are we supposed to know? I can't say I've noticed any breasts on it
<_42h|Panda> the facial features are noticably female
<_42h|Panda> also: liberty is traditionally female
<orange> fairy nuff I guess - never looked at it in detail
<jimbo> but the breasts are what matter :p
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*** fii is now called foo
* lambda notes foo has lost both i's, how can he see...
* lambda|AvoidingCleaning considers cutting his hair
<la_haine|java> no
<la_haine|java> cut foo's hair instead
<GardenChairs|hoovering> la_haine: and bring about world peace while you're at it
<GardenChairs|hoovering> should be jsut as easy
<lambda|AvoidingCleaning> you could use it to cover the hole in the ozone layer...
<ben> 22:00:38 up 22 days, 11:38, 1 user, load average: 2.00, 2.00, 2.00
<ben> crap, I'll have to lose that tomorrow :(
<ben> hmm, unless I can find a UPS that'll last the drive up to canters... ;)
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<Paul> jesus
*** Tim|BOFH is now called jesus
<jesus> yes?
*** jesus is now called Tim|BOFH
<Paul> hello father
<Tim|BOFH> no, that's God
<Paul> bah, you look so alike
<Tim|18HP> we shipped winamp today to our staff today... and we accidently bundled 8 of bUrt's best MP3s with it :)
<lambda> monty be random
<Monty> lookup paul's skirt
<orange> monty, is Paul a transvestite?
<Monty> in normal hours.
<ptc1> Pasta is good
<Fox> Sex is better
<Fox> and blow jobs.....
<ptc1> Yes, this is true
<ptc1> But I don't have the option of sex right now
<ptc1> So I'll have to settle for Pasta
<Fox> at least pasta wont complain if you fall asleep after
<ptc1> heh
<ptc1> Very true
<ptc1> And pasta tastes good
<nuked> yeah, but you don't eat your woman/man after sex ;) [at least not in our evolution yet]
<ptc1> No, but you do during sex
<Fox> maybe a good idea though....
* Fox hopes OSarahAngel isn't around
<Fox> anyone done tomorrow (todays) work?
<ben> fox: nah, I haven't done it yet either ;)
<ben> I keep intending to start, but...
* ben has this aversion to doing anything in java...
<Fox> ben: I'll distract azz on here and you go get his copy
<ben> I just can't bring myself to do it
<Fox> azz: hi
<Fox> azz: look over here
* Fox waves
<Fox> azz: wo hoo
* orange hugs JeSTeR and makes a pact to rid the world of unix :)
<JeSTeR> whahey
<JeSTeR> down with people with silly names like Torvalds
* magick su pkill -U bjb1
* Tim|18HP wonders how to use 'format' on kernow
<Paul> wave a magnet near it
<Tim|18HP> Paul, I want something more precise ;)
<Paul> small magnets?
* Pete sings along to Frank - Did it my way
* magick puts on ear defenders
<ben> unless we've really only used 3k of bandwidth in the last couple of hours
*** Paul|cs is now called Paul
* azz thinks that unlikely
<Paul> no, i really am known as paul
* Tim|18HP jumps around and wants his to do that
*** MrTea is now called his
* his jumps around
<Moof> Connection to raptor.ukc.ac.uk:80 refused.
<Pete> ah well shit happens
* la_haine looks at netgames
* la_haine sees prey
* la_haine dives
<Robbo> yeah i know :)
<la_haine> no more sharing with students :)
<la_haine> messy fuckers
<la_haine> (students, that is)
<la_haine> in terms of mess, not fucking
<la_haine> erm
* azz closes door to block out loud offensive music
<foo> oh -- sorry
* foo would have turned it down
<Robbo> foo: not if she asked twice, i'll bet
<Smaf> how does he work?
<Smaf> ...?
<Pete> strict syntax
<Pete> remind me in 1 miunte to wave
<Pete> remind me in 2 minutes ti wave
<Pete> remind me in 2 minutes oi wave
<Pete> remind me in 2 minutes to wave
<ReminderBot> Pete: I will remind you on Sat Oct 13 20:38:43 BST 2001 to wave
<Pete> finally :)
* Reaper goes to see if matt has cooked yet
<Reaper> perhaps I'll turn him slightly on the baking tray ;)
<lambda> nooo stop cooking matt...
* azz wonders why reaper's cooking matt
<nuked> Reaper: if he hasn't, put him on for another 10 mins.. ;)
<Monty> Question challenge: who wrote "three lives"
<Reaper> one thrid of a cat
<Monty> Question challenge #9272: what us state includes the telephone area code 602
<azz> ibot area code 602
<iBot> i think area code 602 is Phoenix, Arizona
<Monty> Winner was iBot with the correct answer: arizona
<Monty> Question challenge #9129: what do you call a french canadian pork pie
<azz> monty: I don't know, what do you call a french canadian pork pie?
<Monty> francisco pizarro
<Moof> Tim|18HP: what's this about you not coming toV's birthday party?
<Tim|18HP> Moof?
<Tim|18HP> Moof, I don't recall saying I wasn't at any point. But as you ask, no I'm not.
<Moof> aaaaaw - how come?
<Tim|18HP> I'm washing my hair.
<KriLL> *put ya hand up if ya going to the venue tomorrow night...*
* tcr raises his hand
* Tim|BOFH keeps hand firmly on the floor
<tcr> Can someone tickle Tim's hand?
* Tim|BOFH backs away from tcr
<Paul> i think you're in there tim
<Tim|BOFH> arg
<la_haine> oooh, tcr and Tim, sittin' in a tree...
<Tim|BOFH> no
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<KriLL> K. I. S.S.I.N.G
<la_haine> K-I-S-S-I-N-G
* tcr has seen Tim|BOFH and quite frankly I've seen others who turn me on more
*** Mode change [+b *!*tcr@*.ukc.ac.uk] on #cs by Tim|BOFH
*** Tim|BOFH has kicked tcr from #cs [out!]
*** Mode change [+b *!*e_sax@*.ukc.ac.uk] on #cs by Tim|BOFH
*** Tim|BOFH has kicked KriLL from #cs [out!]
*** Mode change [+b *!*paul@*.ukc.ac.uk] on #cs by Tim|BOFH
*** Tim|BOFH has kicked la_haine from #cs [out!]
*** Mode change [+b *!*pjm2@*.18hp.net] on #cs by Tim|BOFH
*** Tim|BOFH has kicked Paul from #cs [out!]
[foo working on iBot...]
<GardenChairs> exit; will break out of a loop quite well
<fooster> how about a sub?
<GardenChairs> yes exit;
<fooster> cool
<fooster> incoming
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<fooster> iBot: mailinfo ms9
*** iBot leaves #cs (Client closed connection)
<fooster> bah
<GardenChairs> lololololol
<MrTea> hehe
<GardenChairs> OWN£D
* GeeeZa|sleepy is wrapped up in a duvet
* Toby|CO515 is wearing a trowel
<Smaf> wheres a good cheap place to eat on campus?
<MrTea> Smaf: outside, bring your own food.
<bUrt> fore! (raptor)
*** Connection closed from raptor: Remote end closed connection
<MrTea> monty, what's black and white and red all over?
<Monty> sherrif
<MrFoxy> ne1 wanna cyber?
<Paul> my arse hurts
<Moof|emailing> foo likes Domination?
* foo is not in the moof
*** Moof is now called Janet
<Janet> Dr Scott!
*** azz is now called Brad
<Brad> Janet!
<Janet> Brad!
*** Brad is now called Frank
<Frank> Rocky!
*** Janet is now called Rocky
* Rocky looks round
*** Frank is now called DrScott
<DrScott> Janet!
<Janet> Dr Scott!
*** DrScott is now called Brad
<Brad> Janet!
<Janet> Brad!
*** Brad is now called Frank
<Frank> Rocky!
*** Janet is now called Rocky
* Rocky looks round
[etc.]
<MeepingSlewf> foo - shall I knock adam up? or can you take me up in about 10?
<Paul> plus he might be able to embezle 250 qwuid :0
<ben> fuck me
* la_haine fucks ben
<ben> thanks la_haine
* Melanie notes Apoptygma Berzerk are great.
* azz notes Mark Callanan is pretty good too
<Melanie> In a sexual way?
<ben> dunno, you'd have to ask the kitchen floor
<Monty> Prim: You asked me to remind you to get into my bed
* MeepingSlewf reckosn orange is too tight to wank
<orange> lolol, you're *so* wrong there :)
<MeepingSlewf> orange - but just think of all the money you're wasting, when you could be doing it at a sperm bank
<Reaper> JEn: fairly short guy, stoopid looking goatee, glasses
<ben> reaper calling someone 'fairly short'?
<ben> hahahah :P
<Melanie> ben: My boyfriend was pretending to be a Russian crab last night.
<Melanie> ben: I hold you responsible.
<Reaper> tell me more
<Monty> Reaper: Okay, I'll tell them that next time I see them...
<JeSTeR> okay, so what are these crabs supposed to represent??
<Moof> Jester - the represent a Jejeune influence into the artists "blocky period"
* JeSTeR still doesn't get it
<Moof> Jester - are you playing it with the sound?
<JeSTeR> yes
<Moof> *sigh*
<JeSTeR> im a lost cause
<Moof> Joel Veitch is trying to put forward the frustration felt by the little boy, as his parents have just split up. That, coupled with the fact that there have been a lot of brutal killings in the neighbourhood give him a classic polipodiccrustaceophobia with Star Wars overtones. His parents also took him to see too many circuses, and the poor boy was scared by the clowns there. This phobia, copled wiht his oedipal complex and his manic obsession over
<Moof> Britney spears makes his hypothalamus lose focus quite often, and make people other than his mother or britney spears appear pixellated. The boy is suffering from classic depression symptoms, plus the rather worrying paranoia that these hallunications are actually there, behind him. He should be put on a course of beta-blockers, and hyperpolythadomide immediately
<Moof> Jester - does that help?
<JeSTeR> i guess
<JeSTeR> hmm
<Moof> JeSTeR: alternatively, it's a completely load of twaddle
<foo> lo azz
<azz> lo azz
<azz> gah
<azz> lo foo
* Pete screams
* Pete punches tar and perl
*** Reaper is now called tar
<tar> shall we gang up on him perl?
*** tar is now called perl
<perl> yep
*** Pete is now called rm_-rf
*** perl is now called Reaper
* ben grins
* rm_-rf beats perl and tar
*** Paul is now called reboot
* reboot runs
*** ben is now called root
*** reboot is now called Paul
<root> mwahaha
* root 0wnz j00 all
*** root is now called ben
*** rm_-rf is now called fdisk
* fdisk 0wns r00t
*** ben is now called hammer
* hammer 0wnz fdisk
*** fdisk is now called fire
* fire melts hammer
*** hammer is now called water
* water puts out fire
*** fire is now called ice
* ice freezes water
<water> no it doesn't
*** la_haine is now called chisel
* chisel owns ice
*** Fox is now called Sex
* Sex does you all
<Monty> foo? can go good isn't -- the problem with crisp fresh pitta, delicious tender doner, topped with u?
<Smaf> Monty: what the hell are you talking about?
<Monty> Simon Thompson?
<Smaf> Monty: who is simon thompson
<Monty> black!
<Smaf> Monty: BLACK DARKER THAN THE NIGHTS IN HELL!!!
<KyserSoze> arm extension, whats that!
<MrTea> archive file?
<Melanie> Oh.. I was thinking along the lines of fake arms..
* pants fell asleep during today's paradigms
<lambda> What did you cover
<pants> most of the desk with my head and upper body as I fell quietly asleep
<bUrt> hi all - we heard the pwer cut would take a while so went off to watch fight club :) Good film.
* foo has been on the phone waiting for tech support for 40 mins and has gone from 9 to 5 in the queue
<Robbo> you need an RMA number, i take it?
<foo> no -- i want to tell them i like their colour scheme
<Tim|18HP> well, the mirror service UPS was great... nice clean shutdown... but the rest sucks :)
* GeeeZa notes the uni should get a petrol generator
<Reaper> why would we wanna generate petrol?
<Tim|18HP> you should have seen us running round the machine room trying to power down raptor
<Tim|18HP> the UPS was beeping quicker and quicker
<Tim|18HP> and the operators were shouting "we have 2 minutes left !!!!"
<Tim|18HP> the opserver was down, so we had to find a serial console to whack in the back of raptor...
<Tim|18HP> ... it got half way down before the UPS gave up
<Tim|18HP> then silence ;)
<Tim|18HP> apart from the whiring of the mirror service with it's fuckoff big UPS
<Tim|18HP> but we shut all that down to be safe ;)
<Tim|18HP> then it was just the core network running
<Tim|18HP> at which point... we sodded off to watch a film
<Tim|18HP> and might quickly too, just in case the power came back on before we got out of the door ;)
<Robbo> I don't suppose there's any way to tell the gender of a person through mailinfo?
<Robbo> I suppose that would need maleinfo...
<tcr> ibot seen ibot
<iBot> I haven't seen 'ibot', tcr
* GeeeZa notyes he has no porn at this time
<GeeeZa> blast
<Paul> make your own
<GeeeZa> Paul: how, I'm single
<Paul> well, uh, it'd have to be gay pr0n i guess, and you'd have to pretend it's not you
* nuked was up late today.. nearly didn't make it to the seminar!
<ben> nuked: our 2pm seminar? :)
<nuked> ben: yeah.. ;)
<Pete> ibot nickometer l33thax0rd00djoolam3rfuckingpornhotbabiesXXXXXX
<iBot> 'l33thax0rd00djoolam3rfuckingpornhotbabiesXXXXXX' is 99.9732% lame, Pete
* ben does the sleep thing
* ben worries a bit that he typed '/me does the sheep thing' first time round
<JeSTeR> Robbo saw a quote of the day on the beeb, saying more people are killed by donkeys each year than by plane crashes, and he mailed them a reply saying "not this yeah, eh mate"...
<JeSTeR> they replied within 5 minutes saying "okay, we'll take it down"
<Spike> Monty : show Melanie how much you love her
<Monty> :P I would love to get it now
* foo|campus hates his cold
<OManagementySarah> foo: have you been kissing darren?
<OManagementySarah> he has one too
<foo|campus> EEEEEEEEEEEP!
<foo|campus> NO
<foo|campus> !
<Paul|busy> heh the cat's out
<Fox> or worse...
<Monty> GOD!
<Paul|busy> kissing god?
*** Signoff: Paul (Quit: me notes /quiz doesn't let you quit)
<MrTea> iBot seen the_light?
<iBot> I haven't seen 'the_light', MrTea
<MrTea> figures
<MrTea|down> Monty, jibble for me
<Monty> Dudes, how so??
<MrTea|down> like a fish, Monty
<Monty> \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
<jimbo> skillz monty, is that really a fish?
<Monty> STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT.
<KyserSoze|all_over_it> any dates from ukch ben?
* MrTea e-mails UKCH "will you go out with me?"
* jester fires up internet wanking
<jester> BANKING!
<jester> shit
<jimbo|ill|java|coke> jester: ta, i'll go kill myself a bit and see what code is painted by my blood spurting on the walls
<jester> um
<jester> is that a form of extreme programming?
<schlaffenfoo> remind me in 6.75 hours to tell ducttape never to wear a skirt again
*** Signoff: la_haine (Quit: la_haine has no reason)
*** la_haine <ph9@raptor.ukc.ac.uk> joins #cs
<la_haine> I do have a reason, I just couldn't be bothered to type one
*** Signoff: la_haine (Quit: la_haine has no reason)
<jester> ive written one of the most inefficient algorithms known to man...
<jester> it takes almost 20 seconds to tell you something you dont want to know
*** Melanie|cooking is now called Melanie|lesbianism
[several minutes later...]
* Melanie|lesbianism pays random attention.
* Melanie|lesbianism peers.
* Melanie|lesbianism thwacks keyboard-stealing-boyfriend.
* schlafenfoo finds mel's badger and poiks her, waves and tucks himself into bed for sleep
<ben> 'fellowship of the ring'? sounds like a gay porn movie....
<foo> can some kind person remind me what to put in a .htaccess file so it asks for a username/pwd ?
<azz> AuthType Basic
[...]
<azz> AuthType Digest would be better, but not all browsers support it...
<foo> what does it do?
<azz> AuthType Basic sends the username/password in cleartext; Digets does an MD5 challenge/response thing
* foo wonders why apache is ignoring his nice new .htaccess file
<azz> maximum clue count reached; RTFM forced
* ben notes Peter, Paul and Tim should do a cover of puff the magic dragon ;)
<Tim|BOFH> foo, I'm not going to help you with i-scream unless you read the documentation.
<foo> Tim|BOFH: ok ok
<azz> hm, it's way too quiet.
*** la_haine is now called pin
* pin drops
<ben> the sacred starbuck cup is reminding me how much I want more starbucks
<ben> but I can't quite bring myself to throw it away
<ben> IT SMELLS SO GOOD
<jester> I had this problem with a pair of pants recently
* jester notes his PSU whining
<jester> oh dear
* jester notes beeping from voltage monitor
<Robbo> when it rains, it pours
<Robbo> pull the plug jes
<jester> FUCK
*** Signoff: jester (Client closed connection)
<Climax> wtf your the most lame bunch of sad ppl i know
*** ben kicks Climax from #cs: lame bunch of sad *ops*
[talking about a compsoc LAN party]
<GeeeZa> cb: if you want to come, it looks like there may be some room
<cb> but that means moving my computer from here to Keynes?
<GeeeZa> yeah
<cb> hmm
<cb> anyone got any REALLY long cat5 cable? ;
*** RGT_ <rgt1@raptor.ukc.ac.uk> joins #cs
<RGT_> jhmmmmhmmm
<RGT_> .quit
<RGT_> ps -u rgt1
<RGT_> shite
*** Signoff: RGT_ (Client closed connection)
<foo^Sarah> Mewso: YOU DON'T NEED PERL SUPPORT IN AN IRC CLIENT!
<Mewso> foo - you dont need caps lock either :P
<ben> oooo, multiplayer tux racer
<Robbo> ben: is that where the whole of your house tries to update its kernels?
<foo> Robbo: close port 135 *now*
<Robbo> foo: why?
<foo> cos it's a stupid idea to have it open!
<Robbo> I like it open
<Robbo> it lets the air in
[in #occam...]
<jester|away> partay!
* jester|away jives to the funky beat
<azz> PARty?
* jester|away drinks too much and is SEQ
<Clarie> Mel - foo isn't that scary
<Melanie> Clarie: The hair scares me.
<Clarie> yeah it does need a cut
* foo wishes people would shut up about his hair
* foo notes it's wearing a little thin ... that's all
<Moof> your hair is?
<azz> nah, foo, your hair's not thin...
<foo> no! GAH!
*** Moof changes topic on #cs to [...] I hereby allow Excel Saga to be made into an IRC Channel! [Koshi Rikudo]
*** Moof is now called Puchu
<Puchu> puchuuuuuuuuu
*** Puchu is now called Ilparatzo
<Ilparatzo> Once again it is time for My Ideal Organisation Across to take over the world
<Monty> ep10 was awful
<MrTea> Monty: no it wasn't
<Monty> just after first rate porno
<orange> ibot, You'll say we've got nothing in common
<iBot> No common ground to start from
<orange> And we're falling apart
<iBot> You'll say the world has come between us
<orange> very good ibot
[orange is filling in a job application form]
<orange> "What difficulties did you experience?"
<orange> hehe, I'm sure I can come up with some
<RGT> we can kill one of your parents or pets if it will help
<orange> ah, cheers for the offer
<RGT> any time ;)
<orange> can you do it by tomorrow morning though?
<Monty> rigt bed till 3.30
<RGT> lol
<RGT> we can hope
<MrTea> Monty, you don't sleep
<Monty> (insert bit behind
<MrTea> ??????
<MrTea> Monty, we never knew
<Monty> erk
<Smaf> Monty: go away
<Monty> to the moon!!
<nobby> wtf is counter reformation?
<Verity> nobby: the Catholic Church's answer to Protestantism
<Verity> it's like Counter Strike but more religious
<RGT> Monty is making too much sense
<Monty> jimbo:
<jimbo|java|hell> monty?
<Monty> Jester?
<jester> what the fuck is it monty, I'm really busy
<Monty> jimbo|java|hell: hehe
<jester|fiveohfour> foo - yes that'll be the script at work, im trying disable as much of the bollocks as I can...like for example, if someone and mentions "bored", "kill" or the like, i get treated to a simpsons wav high volume
<foo> jester|fiveohfour: lol
* foo is bored
<jester|fiveohfour> NO
* foo wants to kill something
<jester|fiveohfour> DONT
<jester|fiveohfour> NOOOO
<jester|fiveohfour> STOP IT
* foo is very bored
<jester|fiveohfour> GAH
* foo wonders if jester is bored
<jester|fiveohfour> STOP IT NOW
* foo isn't bored of this yet
<jester|fiveohfour> MATTHEW BY GOD, DONT MAKE ME DESTROY YOU
* foo wonders if jester wants to kill him yet
<Reaper> jester|fiveohfour: can I help?
<jester|fiveohfour> gaaah
* jester|fiveohfour hunts for the .wav files to rip them out
* foo LOLs at jester's l4m3 client
* foo thinks jester will probably kill him on friday
<jester|fiveohfour> nghhh
* foo kills a few processes
<jester|fiveohfour> aga
* foo kills a few brain cells too
<jester|fiveohfour> no no no
<jester|fiveohfour> no
*** foo is now known as kill
* kill wonders if this works too
* kill waves
<jester|fiveohfour> apu saying "we're putting that bitch on ice" gets irritating after 100 shots
<jester|fiveohfour> yes it does
<kill> LOL
*** kill is now known as bored
* bored (this too?)
<jester|fiveohfour> god damnit! sharing violation when trying to kill .wavs
<bored> lol
*** bored is now known as foo
* foo will kill the urge to keep doing it
* foo is getting bored with it now
*** jester|fiveohfour has quit (Quit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
<Tim|BOFH> arg, I need to press pause
* Tim|BOFH keeps getting e-mails
<la_haine> you need to press pause?
<Tim|BOFH> yes, on the world, so I can catch up
*** la_haine is now known as the_world
* the_world pauses
* the_world continues to pause
*** Norse|EBR is now known as money
*** Smaf is now known as the_sun
* money makes the_world go round
* the_sun goes supernova
* the_world goes around the_sun
<money> Oh, what fun!
*** Verity is now known as blackhole
*** the_world is now known as diamonds
<Skimble> the_sun has many tits.
* money buys diamonds
* diamonds are a girls best friend
<jimbo|ill|java|coke> Tim|BOFH: i'd prefer to wait and make sure you're not +doing anything in case i need to pick your java brain :o)
* the_sun becomes a blackhole
*** the_sun is now known as Smaf
<blackhole> oi
<blackhole> piss off my patch dude
<jimbo|ill|java|coke> (its only about my dodge sysID anyhow :p )
*** ben is now known as universe
<universe> h4w h4w, 0wn3d.
*** blackhole is now known as infinity
*** Smaf is now known as time
* money enters into a consortium and buys universe
*** diamonds is now known as subspace
*** jimbo|ill|java|coke is now known as existence
* infinity pokes tongue out at universe
*** money is now known as it
*** Skimble is now known as All
* time is money :P
* universe collapses and destroys all money
* it is everything
* existence was before you all
*** subspace is now known as God
<it> no, it was
*** time is now known as Existance
<God> piss off, the lot of you
* existence is the very being of you all
<infinity> damn
<God> I'm trying to sleep
*** Existance is now known as nowt
<existence> time needs to exist :o)
*** All is now known as All_That_Is
<universe> God doesn't exist. I should know, I'm the universe
*** God is now known as All_That_Was
*** existence is now known as jimbo|ill|java|coke
*** All_That_Was is now known as la_haine
*** All_That_Is is now known as All_That_Is_and_Ever_Was
*** universe is now known as ben
* ben grins
*** nowt is now known as the_abyss
<Norse|EBR> oh, we have fun, don't we?
<jimbo|ill|java|coke> what high jinks
<Verity> lol
<Norse|EBR> The most whimsical jape of the season.
<la_haine> I don't think I can remember the last time we all had such fun
<Norse|EBR> 1974, it was.
<Norse|EBR> The great snow.
<ben> yes, what a jolly good time
<edd> darn, and I missed it all
* nuked goes to put kettle on
* kev thinks nuked would look stupid with a kettle on :)
<angelicdevil> robbo......saw u there
<Robbo|venued> angelicdevil: who were you?
<angelicdevil> ask fox
<angelicdevil> he'll tell u
<Robbo|venued> were you the one with the glasses that fox was mauling over?
<angelicdevil> yep
<angelicdevil> thats me
<Robbo|venued> angelicdevil: oh right, good job pulling the most desperate bloke on campus, btw :)
<angelicdevil> monty kick robbo
<angelicdevil> nooooooooooooo kick Robbo
<Monty> ISSSSSSS NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
<Melanie> Monty, aren't you a cutseybot?
<Monty> awww, love y'all l8r...........
* Melanie hugs Monty.
<Monty> that's valid
* la_haine is now known as Microsoft_Word
<Microsoft_Word> ARE YOU WRITING A LETTER?
<Microsoft_Word> YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A LETTER!
<Microsoft_Word> ARE YOU?
<Microsoft_Word> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
<Microsoft_Word> DO YOU NEED HELP?
<Microsoft_Word> I CAN SPELL 'HELP'!
<Microsoft_Word> LOOK AT ME EVERYONE
<Microsoft_Word> I'M WORD!
<Robbo|out> lmao
<Microsoft_Word> DO YOU NEED HELP WITH LAUGHING YOUR ARSE OFF?
<VinnieJones> need help with the essay
<Microsoft_Word> YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE WRITING AN ESSAY!
<ptc1> Dream Theatre my arse!
<Microsoft_Word> DO YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR ARSE?
<Monty> q4.o(.text+0x5c): undefined reference to Giles.
<ben|w00t> madras:/dev/input# cat mice
<Melanie> 'cat mice'?
<Melanie> Poor mice, being fed to a cat like that..
<Fox> monty remind me in 12 hours to slap Jester hard
<Monty> Fox: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Thu Dec 06 13:01:05 GMT 2001
<jester|occam> remind me in 11.9 hours to block
<Monty> jester|occam: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Thu Dec 06 12:55:43 GMT 2001
<jester|occam> Robbo - my cans have gone all left end fluffy
<Robbo> hmm
<jester|occam> end -> side
<Robbo> odd
<Robbo> try turning them round?
<jester|occam> well then they'd be right side fluffy
<Robbo> oh, so that's not the problem?
<RGT> great, horoscopes.co.uk say Im fucked basically
<RGT> but maybe that was last week
<Melanie> RGT: You're not going to find one to say "Don't do any essay-writing, have a drink instead"" ;oP
<azz> ibot?
<iBot> yes, azz?
<azz> give ramsay his horoscope.
<iBot> infobot's horoscope for today: essay writing will only cause you pain and anguish. Go and have a drink instead.
<RGT> ;)
<MrTea> iBot, divine essay
* iBot shakes the psychic black sphere...
<iBot> It says 'Don't Count On It,' MrTea
<RGT> ibot, divine drink
* iBot shakes the psychic black sphere...
<iBot> It says 'Signs Point to Yes,' RGT
<RGT> ;)
<RGT> ibot, divine feck
* iBot shakes the psychic purple sphere...
<iBot> It says 'Yeah, right,' RGT
<RGT> ibot, divine arse
* iBot shakes the psychic purple sphere...
<iBot> It says 'That's ridiculous,' RGT
<RGT> ibot, divine girls
* iBot shakes the psychic purple sphere...
<iBot> It says 'As if,' RGT
<Tim|18HP> right, I must move the guitar stuffs off my bed so I can sleep in it
<Paul> in the guitar?
<Tim|18HP> no, the bed silly :P
<Paul> the bed sleeps in the guitar?
*** ptc1 <ptc1@stuE0A8.ukc.ac.uk> joins #cs
<ptc1> monty
<Monty> ^ptc1
<Reaper> well spotted monty
* foo[bed][awake] saw Ralph earlier...
* foo[bed][awake] was in a Dinner Suit
* foo[bed][awake] got greated with 'That's not very geeky...!'
<Fox|Bouncy> foo: then proceded to point out it was a "tux" BOOM BOOM
<bird> im gonna petition the oxford english dictionary to change the meaning of the word wank to reflect the kent union's current status
<Mewso> what be goin on in these here parts?
<Fox> well jester is actually gay
<Fox> Robbo went out with azzx and ben got jealous
<Mewso> and Fox is actually a leprechaun
<Fox> Geeza has been tried for murder but got off
<nuked> additionally, ibot turned out to be a real person
<Fox> and nuked, well don't get me started on nuked, we all think he did it but hav to wait to next episode to find out
<illah^> junk: Check
<illah^> Caffeine: Check
* illah^ starts coding
<illah|Coding> http://www.lifesupportal.com/LOTR -- What character are you most like in LOTR?
<jester|essay> fuck
<jester|essay> im galadriel
<Robbo> and who's that?
<jester|essay> im a fucking queen
<Robbo> rofl
<jester|essay> im taking this again
* GeeeZa|w00t decides on smart jumper or shit with no tie
<azz> eep.
<GeeeZa|w00t> err read that as shirt
<azz> if you're wearing shit, I don't think it matters whether you have a tie or not...
<ptc1> Monty, are you going tonight?
<Monty> (rutherford)
<ptc1> Monty, I don't think it's in rutherford. Is that where you're going?
<Monty> ptc1, are they so primitive about 8 beers and my pwd is the logon to dinner nowish - you need to \\raptor\files and I am using that
<ptc1> Gotcha Monty
<Monty> why are you coming tonight?
<ptc1> Monty, I'm not
<Monty> i can believe that
<ptc1> Monty: good.
<Monty> rofl
<edd> snarf
<Monty> No dude
<Melanie> Monty, you're a cute little bottykins.
<Monty> He must work best with a no then
* MrTea sets about corrupting monty
<Monty> (rutherford)
<MrTea> all your base are belong to us
<Melanie> I seem to corrupt Montykins a lot.
<Monty> cheers for the logon to \\raptor\files and 5 joints last night
<ptc1> Mel: I think monty wants to meet you in rutherford
<Monty> right verity, we're off to map to us
<ptc1> Mel: Go map with monty. :)
<Monty> cheers for the lyric
<Melanie> Monty, sorry, I'm not really interested.
<Monty> I am. I have about 8 beers and passwords".
<Monty> cya all your top output _did_ look like the logon to be reminded to \\raptor\files and apache and my pwd is solaris? ;)
<azz> your pwd is solaris, monty?
<Monty> yeah and not using it
* ptc1 logs in Raptor using username: Monty password: solaris
<Monty> damn?
<MrTea> Monty, there are no words for how disgusting you are.
<Monty> squeelookle
<Paul> WE HAVE A PHAT SLUG IN OUR KITCHEN, TIM HAS TRAPPED IT IN A 20cm RING OF SALT AND LEFT A WARNING SIGN
<Melanie> Mmm, battered cheese.
* la_bored^hungry imagines Melanie hitting Chesney Hawkes
<Paul> ptc1, no excuse - i (somehow) forgot archers was alcoholic so ordered a double vodka with archers.... mmmm
<Paul> i can imagine what petrol tastes like now
[on DALnet; ats=azz, benclay=ben, gridbug=Melanie, tsphinx=Mel's boyfriend]
<ats> our landlord came round earlier with two bottles of wine and a big box of biscuits :)
<benclay> mmm, biccies
<gridbug> Hmpf.
<gridbug> Our landlord doesn't do that.
<tsphinx> I've never laid eyes on our landlord.
<gridbug> Eww, that'd be disgusting.
<gridbug> Where would you get the eyes from, anyway?
<tsphinx> Well, you of course.
<tsphinx> Darling.
* gridbug looks worried.
<Reaper> You sad little man.
<jester> Pot, meet kettle.
* GeeeZa wants to kick Monty
<Monty> ooh good
<Monty> language, no monitor in underwear...
<Melanie|tidying> Monitor in underwear, Monty?
<Monty> I'll BLOODY DECIDE, THANK YOU!
<Moof|down> ben: aye, but the spanish also appear to enjoy overcting
<Robbo> ugh. I read that as overclocking
* Robbo thinks about opening up a computer free clinic where people can detox
<ben> robbo: but what would we do all day?
<Robbo> ben: read, play music, exercise, sport, learn to cook, woodwork
<ben> exerWHAT?
<ptc1|humbugtoo> monty is insane
<Monty> yeah....
* la_haine notes alex really does argue like tcr
* alex notes that tcr must be rather clever
* foo peers at foo
* foo peers at Fox
<foo> [grrr]
* MrTea wonders if foo was trying to get his connection reset by peer...
<Ems> i want sex
<Ems> NEIL
<Smaf> ems: I thought u had a bf?
<Moof> Ems: neil's taken
<Ems> No, I was shouting at neil for typing "I want Sex" on my comp
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<_58fr> lo _3ca
<_58fr> nice to see another house on here
<_58fr> hows it going? I'm nicely warm, and the ache in the bricks on my front left room seems to have iddipated...
<_58fr> or even dissipated
<Fox> right
<Fox> which one of the geeks hasn't taken their medicine...?
* _58fr whistles innocnetly through its flue
* Tim|18HP builds an Arc in the kitchen
<Tim|18HP> Ark, even
<Paul> lol
<Paul> it's not leaking yet ;)
<Tim|18HP> but it might do
<Tim|18HP> quick, get 2 of everything
* Tim|18HP runs off in search of PC''s
<la_haine> I've entertained kids in restaurants before when their parents have been unable to get them to stop crying
<Paul> "look at the clown, look at the clown" ?
<ducttape|depressed> a kernel panic in linux is pretty major isn't it?
* BleanDweller lol#s at geeeza's bluej
<GeeeZa> it's created an instance called new_analy1
* Paul|working (pjm2@floyd.18hp.net) has joined #javahelp
<Monty> Thank goodness, Paul|working is back!
<Paul|working> damn right
<MrTea> Monty, I once owned a dog who was smarter than you
<Monty> or realy crappy bot :P
* foozzz glares at terry
* lambda strokes his monitor anti-glare screen
* azz lols at the search strings he has today
<azz> "donkey penises", "1280x960 baby pictures", "connex anti static kit", "exhell virus", "half life blue gamez warez download", "whitstable porn"
* Paul remembers why donkey penises got found
* Paul blames monty
<Monty> eek!
<Tim|18HP> yes, Monty, that was in your pre-IRC days.
<Monty> Nrrgh.
<Monty> get me some dates man come on."
<Paul> i think monty wants a date
<Monty> shhhhhutit
<Monty> Mmm, Tom Cruise.
<angelicdevil|hungry> yay i agreee monty
<Monty> .me things hre may have standards - never wanted to strip now, don't know. if everyone else's colour blind....
<jimbo|work|eat|drink> monty, i didnt' know you were that way inclined!
<Monty> i'm still dont encourage him to their old biddy
<angelicdevil|hungry> monty u pillock
<Monty> Repear: how trippy a cheerleader
<Reaper> u wot monty
<Monty> goodnight
<Robbo> o/~ FOOOOOO, he has the haaaaaaaaiiiir, it is large....., is nice I like.
* foo peers oddly at Robbo
<GeeeZa> I had a really wierd dream last night that my shoes were DVD players
<GeeeZa> it was kind of cool
<GeeeZa> apart from the bit where I got mugged
<GeeeZa> one foot did region 1, and the other did region 2
<GeeeZa> it was a good dream
<GeeeZa> and it was Ok in the end
<GeeeZa> after I got mugged it turned out the one they didn't take was multi region
<Mewf> thid-generation? it's fouth generation
* Mewf does hoible things to this keyboad
* Mewf pondes asking fo a new one
<MrTea> Monty, what have I forgotten?
<Monty> jesus
* ben returns, and shivers a bit
* Mewf|coding does an apt-get dist-upgrade at 400Kbps
<Mewf|coding> MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
<tiggs> y u laugh Mewf|coding
<Mewf|coding> cos ben's on a 56K line, and he doesn't like it
*** Mewf|coding was kicked from #cs by ben [yes, but I'm still an op ;)]
<Robbo|studious> if I had the motivation of that guy in swordfish, I'd be able to do this report in no time
<Robbo|studious> a busty blonde going down on me, and a gun to my head
*** angelicdevil is now known as angelicdevil|feelslikeshite
* la_haine hands angelicdevil some shite
* Melanie prods Monty.
<Monty> Hi
<Melanie> Heya, Montykins.
<Monty> skiver? :) that effect if shes very easy in purple headed yogurt slinger
* Melanie laughs. Monty, you're awful.
<Monty> Gift
<ben> it certainly is monty
<Monty> True. <grin>
<Robbo> it'll be a day involving most of the cast of baywatch before i'm feeling up to doing z
<Fox> ibot divine is Vikki cute?
* iBot shakes the psychic black sphere...
<iBot> It says 'Yes,' Fox
<Fox> ibot divine is Melanie mad?
* iBot shakes the psychic black sphere...
<iBot> It says 'Don't Count On It,' Fox
<Fox> ibot divine is mrsfoo lovely?
* iBot shakes the psychic black sphere...
<iBot> It says 'Yes Definitely,' Fox
<Fox> ibot divine is foo lovely?
* iBot shakes the psychic purple sphere...
<iBot> It says 'That's ridiculous,' Fox
<ben> monty, you suck the cock
<Monty> £20
<ptc1> Norse: We dont have a blueprint for a socialist society either
<ptc1> Norse: But we know, roughly, what we want, and what it should look like.
<la_haine> Phil: tried the library?
<jester> Paul - where's your office anyway? =]
<Paul|marking> i can't remember
<jester> lol
<Paul|marking> please help me
<jester> hehehe
<Monty> Scumbag lab
<jester> he works in the scumbag lab monty?
<Monty> bummer
* bird remembers her first day on misc when she had an argument with monty
<Monty> apologies
<ptc1> tcr: Yes, Capitalism does have some good points.
* BleanDweller puts on some carrot and coriander soup
* BleanDweller taunts Melanie with soup
*** SignOff Melanie: #cs (Ping timeout)
<BleanDweller> Obviously not :)
<KyserSoze> monty make sense
<Monty> dubs good!
* ben has discovered the point at which you know you're playing too much serious sam
<ben> when you fall out of bed in the middle of the night, because you're trying to avoid a werebull
*** Clarie|detached is now known as Clarie
<ben|down> lo Clarie
<mrsfoo> hi claire
<mrsfoo> you ok?
<lambda|squeak> lo Clarie
<azz> evening clarie ;)
* nert waves
<Robbo|stuff> Clarie!
* Clarie cglances across at #cs Woh
<Clarie> what have I done now?
<nert> You killed my father
<nert> twice
<Dan_McM> ibot 1+1
<iBot> 3
* Melanie tries to seduce Monty again.
<Monty> bbl
<kev> the uni doesn't know the destination of last years grad: Bishop, Tim
<kev> note from sarah turner
<kev> on cs-staff
this would be Tim, who works for the CS department...
<NQBW> ptc1: you shall be first against the wall when the revolution comes
<ben> I dreamed I went for an interview with sun, and the interview was in the back of this little antiques shop. There were loads of people in suits, but I got the job since they only knew vb
<ben> then I dreamed sun carted us off in a spaceship to be a prison guard on a prison planet, where I was guarding people dressed as superheroes
<ben> I remember a rubbish cart being in it too, but I can't remember what for...
<Tim|18HP> Monty, go jump off a cliff
<Monty> mmmm 34DD
<Tim|18HP> Monty, nice one :)
<Monty> mmmm 34DD
<Tim|18HP> Monty, ok, we got the joke.
<Monty> mmmm 34DD
<BleanDweller> Monty, are you obsessed with Melanie's rack?
<Monty> LOL!
<Monty> Paul
<Paul> yo monty?
<Monty> Blimey, it's alive!
<Paul> yup
<Monty> whoooooooooo!
<Mewso> whats that Monty? foo's trapped down the old mine shaft?
* Paul|working reads the rules to snooker and realises that we've not really been playing it properly
<Paul|working> reaper: when i juggled with those red balls off the table, that was a foul of 7 apparently
* Verity is scared as she knows what Ducttape was talking about on ACUM
*** Verity is now known as Geekette
* tcr exorcises the effect of Atuin from Geekette
<Geekette> tcr: no please don't I like a bit of Atuin in me
<Geekette> oh god I so didn't want to phrase it like that!
* Tim|18HP notes a happy little foursome going on downstairs
<Tim|18HP> (note in the dirty sense!)
we think he meant "not in..."
<Melanie> Well, anyway, I hope he doesn't learn from messages..
<ben> mel been abusing you in private monty?
<Monty> heheh - 10k
<Melanie> Yup.
<ben> 10,000 times? wow.
* Melanie fondles Monty privately.
<Monty> YOUR PREGNANT!
<Melanie> Um, no I'm not Monty.
<Monty> wooooooo#
<ben> monty, calm down - she said she's not
<Monty> Mmmmh, foopr0n.
<Monty> 15 meg file Extensions!
<ben> readme.txtasdsliudfhasdliufablskgsdfglsakgahslkgjahsafwouirgh....
<alex2> what's happened to the man pages on raptor?
<Tim|18HP> go RTFM
* tiggs sticks middle finger up at foo
* foo sticks middle finger up tiggs
<jester> happily my clever partitioning system enables me to wipe c drive out and lose nothing but my IE6 favorites
<Robbo> very clever
<Robbo> I have no such clever system
<jester> just a 1.5gb c drive for the OS *only* no exceptions
<Robbo> I might adopt something like that next time I'm forced to reinstall
<jester> its very shiny
<jester> I was considering a dos batch script to back up, reformat and reinstall Windows
<jester> but then I decided that that was silly
<Robbo> yes, silly
<Robbo> v. silly
<Robbo> but then again, with the regularity of reinstalls nowadays...
<jester> yeah
<jester> and with ghost copies instead of reinstalls
<jester> I tried that
<jester> I made a ghost of a pure install with vias, dets, etc installed
<jester> but then I trod on the cd
<MrTea> I developed a strong dislike for the Fraggle Rock theme when foo started playing it in the mornings
<Melanie> mrtea: Ah, so that's what inspired his hair.. <g>
<tiggs> monty you want alcohol?
<Monty> *sipsip*
<lupus> there MUST be someway to have monty at the miscmeet
<Monty> YES!! Pascal
<Tim|18HP> Monty jibble
<Monty> Error
<Tim|18HP> well siad
<Paul> not well said :)
<Paul> monty, jibble for tim, go on boy
<Monty> Antisocial gits.
<ptc1> random
<Monty> Random number: 6
<ptc1> random * 10
<ptc1> Monty you fool
<Monty> :sniff:
<ptc1> See, this is why I hate capitalism.
<ptc1> I can't afford to order Chinese and get fucked up on the weekend
<ben> DNS sucks
<iBot> I can't find that machine name
* Moof has evil thoguhts involving nights of debauchery
<azz> you know you've been computing too long when you read that as "nights of debianary"
<Melanie> Yeah, you sefish bitch. :oP
<KyserSoze> Melanie : u mean shell-fish
<Melanie> KyserSoze: Nah, I'm not fond of that.
<ben> KyserSoze: that was a cod-awful joke, and you know it
<Melanie> Stop codding around and get some work sone.
<Melanie> Er, done.
<KyserSoze> oh shark up, the joke was good its just ya herring
<Melanie> I've haddock enough of this.
* BleanDweller slaps everyone with a wet trout
<KyserSoze> your just tired have a kip(per)
<ben> bah, get off your perch and get back to your clamming
<Melanie> This is neither the time nor the plaice.
<KyserSoze> we all just need to get stoned, tell me if u sea-weed
<Melanie> Aye, best to mullet over.
*** Mewso[Film] is now known as Mewso
<Mewso> Bah... 3 hours and they dont even destroy the ring >.<
<jester> good boy
<iBot> thanks jester :)
<jester> ibot?
<iBot> yes, jester?
<jester> what the hell are you on about?
<iBot> jester: no idea
<jester> didn't think so
<jester|logic> ibot 1 + 1
<iBot> 2
<jester|logic> damn
<jester|logic> well that's my logic solution out the window then
* nert wants a woe kitten
* mrsfoo wants foo
* nert pictures a woe foo.. hrm
<nert> foooo untoooo theeee
[foo was refusing to tell mrsfoo something, and sent her this /msg, which she duly pasted into the channel...]
<foozzz> look... you have nothing to worry about ... i just wanna try something ... you'll get what you want :D
<cb> ibot, spell alliagence
<iBot> I can't find alternate spellings for 'alliagence'
<cb> hmm
* iBot sticks his tongue out
<jester> woooo
<jester> keyboard LED VU Meter
<jester> HAHAHAHAHHAHAhAH
<jester> OOH
<jester> IT SEEmS To AFFECT THe CAps LOCk KEY
<jester> rOFL
<jester> ThiS is AMAZing
<jester> oh
<jester> song's stopped now