* la_haine waves
% so the party is really swinging at the mo then! ;) * Verity looks forward to an exciting swinging party oh I so want to rephrase that! * Atuin lols bugger no thanks even if you are into swinging (you could've told me btw :( ) % foo: getting anywhere with marrying clarie then? You're kidding. % * Moof wonders what a Cryptofascist is 'crypto' means 'hidden'. A cryptofascist is someone who is not overtly fascist crouching fascist, hidden capitalist ? % azz: you don't trust us? :( tim: hell no ;) you're sysadmins, for goodness' sake ;) * Tim sobs in the corner your very job description says "evil bastard" % remove 25: 25: delete That last item is number 26 25: erase 25: remove 25: fuck it 25: 25: http://gnute.com (Spike) delete (Spike) erase (Spike) remove (Spike) fuck it % IP over ICBM? "Of course the downside of this approach is that by the time TCP has opened a socket, the earth will be so radioactive that the whole exercise will be futile anyway" % by the way I have a bit of advice for you all... don't drive your car into a fuck off big truck % --> Atuin (atuin@raptor.ukc.ac.uk) has joined #cs I'd sleep with most people,for a illion % tim, you can tell me what's in the room now ;) there's a bed a chest-of-drawers a rather flimsey desk some nice shelves for speaker satellites a wardrobe Tim: sshhhh , you listing all the stuff you coudl take and azz not know ;) % Shit, people are talking about that dreaded time of year already ptc1: ignore it, I just love Christmas! ptc1, how can you not love that time of year? when commercialism is put aside and everyone really cares about everyone else and it's all about giving and loving % I am here to tell you that in the interests of business efficiency, we have decided to combine Christmas with August Bank Holiday, which we have moved back three months to coincide with Whit Sunday, incorporating Easter and the Queen's official birthday, which has been brought forward then put back a bit and slipped in sideways so that it now falls on New Year's Eve. So now instead of lots of inefficient little holidays scattered all over the year, we've got j j cool. got j? is that a slogan? "smoked myself a j" % I replied to your mail i know. Ok. Then you got it nah, i don't receive any of your mail. i've got gmx to filter it all and to notify me. ntm: When will you get it? ptc1: never, they're all deleted. it's less effort than reading what you have to say. WHAT?! hehe You're fucking joking i am? bastardo % ibot pussy i guess pussy is a small furry cute thing that enjoys being stroked that doesn't make sense oh yeah * Tim can't read :P lol * Tim didn't see the word 'thing' hmm reboot bah :P good plan * illah has quit IRC (Quit: i am a super eleet of the death who kills) * Tim reboots % *** Paul joins #cs *** Hal changes modes on #cs: +o Paul *** Paul kicks pjm2 from #cs: Paul *** pjm2 joins #cs *** Hal changes modes on #cs: +o pjm2 *** Paul kicks pjm2 from #cs: Paul *** pjm2 joins #cs *** Paul kicks pjm2 from #cs: bah die you whore :( *** pjm2 joins #cs % ibot talk to monty Monty are you ever going to be nice to me denied.. % monty ibot? Monty? lol * iBot laughs out loud % later dudes I is off LATER DUDES I IS OFF WELL FUCK OFF THEN % * Moof notes that foo only went to get more credit when the emergency credit ran out * ben eeks at moof <-- fooster has quit (Ping timeout) and there goes the power % and besides he's 36, called Selvyn and is a VB, Java and C++ programmer like we have anything in common you both have six-letter names with "e" as the second letter. and a v in them and a y see, that's four things already wow, book the church % !seen dusker ntm, I don't remember seeing dusker. !=?=!=!0rWE fre+p9oajfg s grsfdpijdry goirjgsy füOIJHRFOI +!!!! !seen dusk illah, I don't remember seeing dusk. !seen dsk illah, I don't remember seeing dsk. :(((((((((((( O M G TIMOTHY!!!!!! * la_haine notes ntm speaking in tongues TIMOTHY!!!!!! TIMOTHY!!!!!! TIMOTHY!!!!!! TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP!!!!!! TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP!!!!!! TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP!!!!!! TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP!!!!!! TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP!!!!!! lol TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HAL?! TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HAL?! TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP WHY DOES HAL NOT REMEMBER DUSKER?! * jimbo wonders if ntm might have to shout at foo instead? * la_haine wonders how many sweets ntm has eaten lately 4 WTF DO YOU WANT ?? I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO HAL! AND I'M GOING TO TYPE IN CAPITALS AND WITH EXCLAMATION MARKS UNTIL YOU TELL ME! I HAVE NOT DONE A THING DON'T TELL LIES IT'S BAD! foo! foo has woot too WHY CAN HAL NOT REMEMBER DUSKER, TIMOTHY?1 I AM NOT HAPPY! so after all that it seems Tim has done feck all and +Will isn't happy. Wonderful. * ntm BLAMES TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP *** ntm is now called NTM * NTM BLAMES TIMOTHY DAVID BISHOP % o/~ adsl on friday o/~ ben: d'you know the chords to that? azz: yes, A, D, S, L. unfortunately, it's not playable in this universe % i REALLY need SEX! *** azz has joined #cs *** holly sets mode: +o azz * azz wavies no not with you! % orange: We know you want to stay the extra week just with Sam lambda: yes, ok, I admit it, I have a crush on him I've been denying it all this time and I think I might turn gay just to have him you don't even need to be gay you could just experiment Rich|reporting: true - but you can try first -- orange and Sam _really_ don't get on... % * Skimble bops to The Bangles - Eternal Flame. ah * lambda shakes his booty in front of skimble * Clarie is glad she isn't in intern office * Skimble continunes to wolf-whistle, growing delirious with excitement as he peels yet more fivers from the wad in his pocket and sticks them in Lambda's scanty underwear. we're all very close after nearly eleven weeks * lambda takes skimbles money and has the rest of the night off Cya % * Paul|scripting feels rather tired :-/ perhaps some more sleep would have been handy Paul|scripting: I told you to use long hard pumps instead of short fast ones.. maybe it would have helped you get the rubber thing harder? :) % back. and front. no. yup no. yup no. yup no. yup no. yup no. yup no. yup [...] That was nuts well, actually, it's like a summary of ukc.misc a whole year's worth. Nah, .misc is a little better than that yeah, we needed a third person going "maybe" exactly. Hey, we should try that hmmmm Ben! [...] no. yup maybe no. yup maybe no. yup maybe no. yup maybe no. yup maybe % * iBot slaps Monty for taking attention away from him -- iBot and Monty are both bots % are you _sure_ you're running the right pppd? *** Fox joins #cs last time i looked, i only had one i only have one as well, I think it is a male thing although my mate swears he has two % talking 2-3 inches in size so was I yesterday why does my dick always come into things oh you are talking about something else that is 2" your dick is only 2-3" sorry it's legs were at least an inch long each (if not 1 1/2 inches) J's was huge, and really hairy and didn't fit down the plug hole % Sarah said the tunnel was gone Although not in those words ;o) it was more along the lies of "where has foo hidden IRC, I'm lost in cyber world" % Chris Moyles is good translations GRRRR, monty stop saying my name you're called chris moyles? cool % Paul, can I borrow your bog roll.... I promise I'll give it back :) SICKO!!! % *** Tim has kicked Fox from #cs [sick fucker] imagine having sex with some sick? urgh. % * TheLib ponders what question he shall ask the mighty compscis today *** Pete (pajs1@myrtle.ukc.ac.uk) has left IRC [Quit: TheLib why i kicked you ;) ?] *** Pete (pajs1@myrtle.ukc.ac.uk) has joined #cs * Pete grrs % ibot, mugshits oops what a horrible thought! % bah, looks like he's offline * ben lies - foo is up WHY THE FUCK HAS HE GOT LDAP OPEN NOW? * KickProofFox yays foo isn't impotent ben: don't let neil twist that for Goodness sake damn too late % 230-This is an experimental FTP server. If have any unusual problems, 230-please report them via e-mail to . * ben wishes foo would sort out his settings :P and grammar ;) % Paul: get arse here now can the rest of me come along too? % i've dyed my teeth red after chewing the end off a permanent marker % monty, generate all permutations of "sarcasm" cat5 == gums monty you tit erm, today? % I must find my headphones so I can listen to sound at work i just use speakers must weigh your head down % * sleepingfoo turns off monitor bet he hasn't * ben grins at orange lar de dar... MAD HAIR... lar de dar % my old computer.... it's still in here erm... yeah ;) * Pete will get Darren to pick it up at somepoint ;) oookay. it needs wiping as i've still got some stuff on it still i trust you can ghost it or something :) all your pr0n and mp3z yep % you're _students_, dammit! at quarter past midnight you should be doing things, not sleeping! it's evidently futile. Hey I'm actually browsing or maybe not. But that's ok, continue talking to yourself... :) thank you, I was beginning to feel that we'd all forgotten everything we worked for over the last term, and was having scary visions of weeks going past without a single 2AM kebab % I dunno - I think big ben's as symbol as the torch guy - canary wharf matches the WTC yeah, you could be right what is the name of that statue of the torch guy, anyway? It's totally slipped my mind liberty? liberty and it's a girl ah of course, thats the one is it? yeah how are we supposed to know? I can't say I've noticed any breasts on it <_42h|Panda> the facial features are noticably female <_42h|Panda> also: liberty is traditionally female fairy nuff I guess - never looked at it in detail but the breasts are what matter :p % *** fii joins #cs *** fii is now called foo * lambda notes foo has lost both i's, how can he see... % * lambda|AvoidingCleaning considers cutting his hair no cut foo's hair instead la_haine: and bring about world peace while you're at it should be jsut as easy you could use it to cover the hole in the ozone layer... % 22:00:38 up 22 days, 11:38, 1 user, load average: 2.00, 2.00, 2.00 crap, I'll have to lose that tomorrow :( hmm, unless I can find a UPS that'll last the drive up to canters... ;) % *** Pete|Tim|BadDay (tdb@gonzo.ukc.ac.uk) has left IRC [Quit: I HATE FUCKING RAPTOR] % jesus *** Tim|BOFH is now called jesus yes? *** jesus is now called Tim|BOFH hello father no, that's God bah, you look so alike % we shipped winamp today to our staff today... and we accidently bundled 8 of bUrt's best MP3s with it :) % monty be random lookup paul's skirt monty, is Paul a transvestite? in normal hours. % Pasta is good Sex is better and blow jobs..... Yes, this is true But I don't have the option of sex right now So I'll have to settle for Pasta at least pasta wont complain if you fall asleep after heh Very true And pasta tastes good yeah, but you don't eat your woman/man after sex ;) [at least not in our evolution yet] No, but you do during sex maybe a good idea though.... * Fox hopes OSarahAngel isn't around % anyone done tomorrow (todays) work? fox: nah, I haven't done it yet either ;) I keep intending to start, but... * ben has this aversion to doing anything in java... ben: I'll distract azz on here and you go get his copy I just can't bring myself to do it azz: hi azz: look over here * Fox waves azz: wo hoo % * orange hugs JeSTeR and makes a pact to rid the world of unix :) whahey down with people with silly names like Torvalds * magick su pkill -U bjb1 % * Tim|18HP wonders how to use 'format' on kernow wave a magnet near it Paul, I want something more precise ;) small magnets? % * Pete sings along to Frank - Did it my way * magick puts on ear defenders % unless we've really only used 3k of bandwidth in the last couple of hours *** Paul|cs is now called Paul * azz thinks that unlikely no, i really am known as paul % * Tim|18HP jumps around and wants his to do that *** MrTea is now called his * his jumps around % Connection to raptor.ukc.ac.uk:80 refused. ah well shit happens % * la_haine looks at netgames * la_haine sees prey * la_haine dives % yeah i know :) no more sharing with students :) messy fuckers (students, that is) in terms of mess, not fucking erm % * azz closes door to block out loud offensive music oh -- sorry * foo would have turned it down foo: not if she asked twice, i'll bet % how does he work? ...? strict syntax remind me in 1 miunte to wave remind me in 2 minutes ti wave remind me in 2 minutes oi wave remind me in 2 minutes to wave Pete: I will remind you on Sat Oct 13 20:38:43 BST 2001 to wave finally :) % * Reaper goes to see if matt has cooked yet perhaps I'll turn him slightly on the baking tray ;) nooo stop cooking matt... * azz wonders why reaper's cooking matt Reaper: if he hasn't, put him on for another 10 mins.. ;) % Question challenge: who wrote "three lives" one thrid of a cat % Question challenge #9272: what us state includes the telephone area code 602 ibot area code 602 i think area code 602 is Phoenix, Arizona Winner was iBot with the correct answer: arizona % Question challenge #9129: what do you call a french canadian pork pie monty: I don't know, what do you call a french canadian pork pie? francisco pizarro % Tim|18HP: what's this about you not coming toV's birthday party? Moof? Moof, I don't recall saying I wasn't at any point. But as you ask, no I'm not. aaaaaw - how come? I'm washing my hair. % *put ya hand up if ya going to the venue tomorrow night...* * tcr raises his hand * Tim|BOFH keeps hand firmly on the floor Can someone tickle Tim's hand? * Tim|BOFH backs away from tcr i think you're in there tim arg oooh, tcr and Tim, sittin' in a tree... no *** la_haine (paul@stuE0AB.ukc.ac.uk) has left IRC [Killed (Tim|BOFH (BITCH))] *** la_haine (paul@stuE0AB.ukc.ac.uk) has joined #cs K. I. S.S.I.N.G K-I-S-S-I-N-G * tcr has seen Tim|BOFH and quite frankly I've seen others who turn me on more *** Mode change [+b *!*tcr@*.ukc.ac.uk] on #cs by Tim|BOFH *** Tim|BOFH has kicked tcr from #cs [out!] *** Mode change [+b *!*e_sax@*.ukc.ac.uk] on #cs by Tim|BOFH *** Tim|BOFH has kicked KriLL from #cs [out!] *** Mode change [+b *!*paul@*.ukc.ac.uk] on #cs by Tim|BOFH *** Tim|BOFH has kicked la_haine from #cs [out!] *** Mode change [+b *!*pjm2@*.18hp.net] on #cs by Tim|BOFH *** Tim|BOFH has kicked Paul from #cs [out!] % [foo working on iBot...] exit; will break out of a loop quite well how about a sub? yes exit; cool incoming *** iBot joins #cs iBot: mailinfo ms9 *** iBot leaves #cs (Client closed connection) bah lololololol hehe OWN£D % * GeeeZa|sleepy is wrapped up in a duvet * Toby|CO515 is wearing a trowel % wheres a good cheap place to eat on campus? Smaf: outside, bring your own food. % fore! (raptor) *** Connection closed from raptor: Remote end closed connection % monty, what's black and white and red all over? sherrif % ne1 wanna cyber? my arse hurts % foo likes Domination? * foo is not in the moof % *** Moof is now called Janet Dr Scott! *** azz is now called Brad Janet! Brad! *** Brad is now called Frank Rocky! *** Janet is now called Rocky * Rocky looks round *** Frank is now called DrScott Janet! Dr Scott! *** DrScott is now called Brad Janet! Brad! *** Brad is now called Frank Rocky! *** Janet is now called Rocky * Rocky looks round [etc.] % foo - shall I knock adam up? or can you take me up in about 10? % plus he might be able to embezle 250 qwuid :0 fuck me * la_haine fucks ben thanks la_haine % * Melanie notes Apoptygma Berzerk are great. * azz notes Mark Callanan is pretty good too In a sexual way? dunno, you'd have to ask the kitchen floor % Prim: You asked me to remind you to get into my bed % * MeepingSlewf reckosn orange is too tight to wank lolol, you're *so* wrong there :) orange - but just think of all the money you're wasting, when you could be doing it at a sperm bank % JEn: fairly short guy, stoopid looking goatee, glasses reaper calling someone 'fairly short'? hahahah :P % ben: My boyfriend was pretending to be a Russian crab last night. ben: I hold you responsible. % tell me more Reaper: Okay, I'll tell them that next time I see them... % okay, so what are these crabs supposed to represent?? Jester - the represent a Jejeune influence into the artists "blocky period" * JeSTeR still doesn't get it Jester - are you playing it with the sound? yes *sigh* im a lost cause Joel Veitch is trying to put forward the frustration felt by the little boy, as his parents have just split up. That, coupled with the fact that there have been a lot of brutal killings in the neighbourhood give him a classic polipodiccrustaceophobia with Star Wars overtones. His parents also took him to see too many circuses, and the poor boy was scared by the clowns there. This phobia, copled wiht his oedipal complex and his manic obsession over Britney spears makes his hypothalamus lose focus quite often, and make people other than his mother or britney spears appear pixellated. The boy is suffering from classic depression symptoms, plus the rather worrying paranoia that these hallunications are actually there, behind him. He should be put on a course of beta-blockers, and hyperpolythadomide immediately Jester - does that help? i guess hmm JeSTeR: alternatively, it's a completely load of twaddle % lo azz lo azz gah lo foo % * Pete screams * Pete punches tar and perl *** Reaper is now called tar shall we gang up on him perl? *** tar is now called perl yep *** Pete is now called rm_-rf *** perl is now called Reaper * ben grins * rm_-rf beats perl and tar *** Paul is now called reboot * reboot runs *** ben is now called root *** reboot is now called Paul mwahaha * root 0wnz j00 all *** root is now called ben *** rm_-rf is now called fdisk * fdisk 0wns r00t *** ben is now called hammer * hammer 0wnz fdisk *** fdisk is now called fire * fire melts hammer *** hammer is now called water * water puts out fire *** fire is now called ice * ice freezes water no it doesn't *** la_haine is now called chisel * chisel owns ice *** Fox is now called Sex * Sex does you all % foo? can go good isn't -- the problem with crisp fresh pitta, delicious tender doner, topped with u? Monty: what the hell are you talking about? Simon Thompson? Monty: who is simon thompson black! Monty: BLACK DARKER THAN THE NIGHTS IN HELL!!! % arm extension, whats that! archive file? Oh.. I was thinking along the lines of fake arms.. % * pants fell asleep during today's paradigms What did you cover most of the desk with my head and upper body as I fell quietly asleep % hi all - we heard the pwer cut would take a while so went off to watch fight club :) Good film. % * foo has been on the phone waiting for tech support for 40 mins and has gone from 9 to 5 in the queue you need an RMA number, i take it? no -- i want to tell them i like their colour scheme % well, the mirror service UPS was great... nice clean shutdown... but the rest sucks :) * GeeeZa notes the uni should get a petrol generator why would we wanna generate petrol? % you should have seen us running round the machine room trying to power down raptor the UPS was beeping quicker and quicker and the operators were shouting "we have 2 minutes left !!!!" the opserver was down, so we had to find a serial console to whack in the back of raptor... ... it got half way down before the UPS gave up then silence ;) apart from the whiring of the mirror service with it's fuckoff big UPS but we shut all that down to be safe ;) then it was just the core network running at which point... we sodded off to watch a film and might quickly too, just in case the power came back on before we got out of the door ;) % I don't suppose there's any way to tell the gender of a person through mailinfo? I suppose that would need maleinfo... % ibot seen ibot I haven't seen 'ibot', tcr % * GeeeZa notyes he has no porn at this time blast make your own Paul: how, I'm single well, uh, it'd have to be gay pr0n i guess, and you'd have to pretend it's not you % * nuked was up late today.. nearly didn't make it to the seminar! nuked: our 2pm seminar? :) ben: yeah.. ;) % ibot nickometer l33thax0rd00djoolam3rfuckingpornhotbabiesXXXXXX 'l33thax0rd00djoolam3rfuckingpornhotbabiesXXXXXX' is 99.9732% lame, Pete % * ben does the sleep thing * ben worries a bit that he typed '/me does the sheep thing' first time round % Robbo saw a quote of the day on the beeb, saying more people are killed by donkeys each year than by plane crashes, and he mailed them a reply saying "not this yeah, eh mate"... they replied within 5 minutes saying "okay, we'll take it down" % Monty : show Melanie how much you love her :P I would love to get it now % * foo|campus hates his cold foo: have you been kissing darren? he has one too EEEEEEEEEEEP! NO ! heh the cat's out or worse... GOD! kissing god? % *** Signoff: Paul (Quit: me notes /quiz doesn't let you quit) % iBot seen the_light? I haven't seen 'the_light', MrTea figures % Monty, jibble for me Dudes, how so?? like a fish, Monty \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ skillz monty, is that really a fish? STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT. % any dates from ukch ben? * MrTea e-mails UKCH "will you go out with me?" % * jester fires up internet wanking BANKING! shit % jester: ta, i'll go kill myself a bit and see what code is painted by my blood spurting on the walls um is that a form of extreme programming? % remind me in 6.75 hours to tell ducttape never to wear a skirt again % *** Signoff: la_haine (Quit: la_haine has no reason) *** la_haine joins #cs I do have a reason, I just couldn't be bothered to type one *** Signoff: la_haine (Quit: la_haine has no reason) % ive written one of the most inefficient algorithms known to man... it takes almost 20 seconds to tell you something you dont want to know % *** Melanie|cooking is now called Melanie|lesbianism [several minutes later...] * Melanie|lesbianism pays random attention. * Melanie|lesbianism peers. * Melanie|lesbianism thwacks keyboard-stealing-boyfriend. % * schlafenfoo finds mel's badger and poiks her, waves and tucks himself into bed for sleep % 'fellowship of the ring'? sounds like a gay porn movie.... % can some kind person remind me what to put in a .htaccess file so it asks for a username/pwd ? AuthType Basic [...] AuthType Digest would be better, but not all browsers support it... what does it do? AuthType Basic sends the username/password in cleartext; Digets does an MD5 challenge/response thing * foo wonders why apache is ignoring his nice new .htaccess file maximum clue count reached; RTFM forced % * ben notes Peter, Paul and Tim should do a cover of puff the magic dragon ;) % foo, I'm not going to help you with i-scream unless you read the documentation. Tim|BOFH: ok ok % hm, it's way too quiet. *** la_haine is now called pin * pin drops % the sacred starbuck cup is reminding me how much I want more starbucks but I can't quite bring myself to throw it away IT SMELLS SO GOOD I had this problem with a pair of pants recently % * jester notes his PSU whining oh dear * jester notes beeping from voltage monitor when it rains, it pours pull the plug jes FUCK *** Signoff: jester (Client closed connection) % wtf your the most lame bunch of sad ppl i know *** ben kicks Climax from #cs: lame bunch of sad *ops* % [talking about a compsoc LAN party] cb: if you want to come, it looks like there may be some room but that means moving my computer from here to Keynes? yeah hmm anyone got any REALLY long cat5 cable? ; % *** RGT_ joins #cs jhmmmmhmmm .quit ps -u rgt1 shite *** Signoff: RGT_ (Client closed connection) % Mewso: YOU DON'T NEED PERL SUPPORT IN AN IRC CLIENT! foo - you dont need caps lock either :P % oooo, multiplayer tux racer ben: is that where the whole of your house tries to update its kernels? % Robbo: close port 135 *now* foo: why? cos it's a stupid idea to have it open! I like it open it lets the air in % [in #occam...] partay! * jester|away jives to the funky beat PARty? * jester|away drinks too much and is SEQ % Mel - foo isn't that scary Clarie: The hair scares me. yeah it does need a cut * foo wishes people would shut up about his hair * foo notes it's wearing a little thin ... that's all your hair is? nah, foo, your hair's not thin... no! GAH! % *** Moof changes topic on #cs to [...] I hereby allow Excel Saga to be made into an IRC Channel! [Koshi Rikudo] *** Moof is now called Puchu puchuuuuuuuuu *** Puchu is now called Ilparatzo Once again it is time for My Ideal Organisation Across to take over the world % ep10 was awful Monty: no it wasn't just after first rate porno % ibot, You'll say we've got nothing in common No common ground to start from And we're falling apart You'll say the world has come between us very good ibot % [orange is filling in a job application form] "What difficulties did you experience?" hehe, I'm sure I can come up with some we can kill one of your parents or pets if it will help ah, cheers for the offer any time ;) can you do it by tomorrow morning though? % rigt bed till 3.30 lol we can hope Monty, you don't sleep (insert bit behind ?????? Monty, we never knew erk % Monty: go away to the moon!! % wtf is counter reformation? nobby: the Catholic Church's answer to Protestantism it's like Counter Strike but more religious % Monty is making too much sense jimbo: monty? Jester? what the fuck is it monty, I'm really busy jimbo|java|hell: hehe % foo - yes that'll be the script at work, im trying disable as much of the bollocks as I can...like for example, if someone and mentions "bored", "kill" or the like, i get treated to a simpsons wav high volume jester|fiveohfour: lol * foo is bored NO * foo wants to kill something DONT NOOOO STOP IT * foo is very bored GAH * foo wonders if jester is bored STOP IT NOW * foo isn't bored of this yet MATTHEW BY GOD, DONT MAKE ME DESTROY YOU * foo wonders if jester wants to kill him yet jester|fiveohfour: can I help? gaaah * jester|fiveohfour hunts for the .wav files to rip them out * foo LOLs at jester's l4m3 client * foo thinks jester will probably kill him on friday nghhh * foo kills a few processes aga * foo kills a few brain cells too no no no no --- foo is now known as kill * kill wonders if this works too * kill waves apu saying "we're putting that bitch on ice" gets irritating after 100 shots yes it does LOL --- kill is now known as bored * bored (this too?) god damnit! sharing violation when trying to kill .wavs lol --- bored is now known as foo * foo will kill the urge to keep doing it * foo is getting bored with it now <-- jester|fiveohfour has quit (Quit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH) % arg, I need to press pause * Tim|BOFH keeps getting e-mails you need to press pause? yes, on the world, so I can catch up --- la_haine is now known as the_world * the_world pauses * the_world continues to pause --- Norse|EBR is now known as money --- Smaf is now known as the_sun * money makes the_world go round * the_sun goes supernova * the_world goes around the_sun Oh, what fun! --- Verity is now known as blackhole --- the_world is now known as diamonds the_sun has many tits. * money buys diamonds * diamonds are a girls best friend Tim|BOFH: i'd prefer to wait and make sure you're not +doing anything in case i need to pick your java brain :o) * the_sun becomes a blackhole --- the_sun is now known as Smaf oi piss off my patch dude (its only about my dodge sysID anyhow :p ) --- ben is now known as universe h4w h4w, 0wn3d. --- blackhole is now known as infinity --- Smaf is now known as time * money enters into a consortium and buys universe --- diamonds is now known as subspace --- jimbo|ill|java|coke is now known as existence * infinity pokes tongue out at universe --- money is now known as it --- Skimble is now known as All * time is money :P * universe collapses and destroys all money * it is everything * existence was before you all --- subspace is now known as God no, it was --- time is now known as Existance piss off, the lot of you * existence is the very being of you all damn I'm trying to sleep --- Existance is now known as nowt time needs to exist :o) --- All is now known as All_That_Is God doesn't exist. I should know, I'm the universe --- God is now known as All_That_Was --- existence is now known as jimbo|ill|java|coke --- All_That_Was is now known as la_haine --- All_That_Is is now known as All_That_Is_and_Ever_Was % --- universe is now known as ben * ben grins --- nowt is now known as the_abyss oh, we have fun, don't we? what high jinks lol The most whimsical jape of the season. I don't think I can remember the last time we all had such fun 1974, it was. The great snow. yes, what a jolly good time darn, and I missed it all % * nuked goes to put kettle on * kev thinks nuked would look stupid with a kettle on :) % robbo......saw u there angelicdevil: who were you? ask fox he'll tell u were you the one with the glasses that fox was mauling over? yep thats me angelicdevil: oh right, good job pulling the most desperate bloke on campus, btw :) monty kick robbo nooooooooooooo kick Robbo ISSSSSSS NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE % Monty, aren't you a cutseybot? awww, love y'all l8r........... * Melanie hugs Monty. that's valid % * la_haine is now known as Microsoft_Word ARE YOU WRITING A LETTER? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE WRITING A LETTER! ARE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU NEED HELP? I CAN SPELL 'HELP'! LOOK AT ME EVERYONE I'M WORD! lmao DO YOU NEED HELP WITH LAUGHING YOUR ARSE OFF? need help with the essay YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE WRITING AN ESSAY! Dream Theatre my arse! DO YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR ARSE? % q4.o(.text+0x5c): undefined reference to Giles. % madras:/dev/input# cat mice 'cat mice'? Poor mice, being fed to a cat like that.. % monty remind me in 12 hours to slap Jester hard Fox: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Thu Dec 06 13:01:05 GMT 2001 remind me in 11.9 hours to block jester|occam: Okay, I'll remind you about that on Thu Dec 06 12:55:43 GMT 2001 % Robbo - my cans have gone all left end fluffy hmm end -> side odd try turning them round? well then they'd be right side fluffy oh, so that's not the problem? % great, horoscopes.co.uk say Im fucked basically but maybe that was last week RGT: You're not going to find one to say "Don't do any essay-writing, have a drink instead"" ;oP ibot? yes, azz? give ramsay his horoscope. infobot's horoscope for today: essay writing will only cause you pain and anguish. Go and have a drink instead. ;) iBot, divine essay * iBot shakes the psychic black sphere... It says 'Don't Count On It,' MrTea ibot, divine drink * iBot shakes the psychic black sphere... It says 'Signs Point to Yes,' RGT ;) ibot, divine feck * iBot shakes the psychic purple sphere... It says 'Yeah, right,' RGT ibot, divine arse * iBot shakes the psychic purple sphere... It says 'That's ridiculous,' RGT ibot, divine girls * iBot shakes the psychic purple sphere... It says 'As if,' RGT % right, I must move the guitar stuffs off my bed so I can sleep in it in the guitar? no, the bed silly :P the bed sleeps in the guitar? % *** ptc1 joins #cs monty ^ptc1 well spotted monty % * foo[bed][awake] saw Ralph earlier... * foo[bed][awake] was in a Dinner Suit * foo[bed][awake] got greated with 'That's not very geeky...!' foo: then proceded to point out it was a "tux" BOOM BOOM % im gonna petition the oxford english dictionary to change the meaning of the word wank to reflect the kent union's current status % what be goin on in these here parts? well jester is actually gay Robbo went out with azzx and ben got jealous and Fox is actually a leprechaun Geeza has been tried for murder but got off additionally, ibot turned out to be a real person and nuked, well don't get me started on nuked, we all think he did it but hav to wait to next episode to find out % junk: Check Caffeine: Check * illah^ starts coding % http://www.lifesupportal.com/LOTR -- What character are you most like in LOTR? fuck im galadriel and who's that? im a fucking queen rofl im taking this again % * GeeeZa|w00t decides on smart jumper or shit with no tie eep. err read that as shirt if you're wearing shit, I don't think it matters whether you have a tie or not... % Monty, are you going tonight? (rutherford) Monty, I don't think it's in rutherford. Is that where you're going? ptc1, are they so primitive about 8 beers and my pwd is the logon to dinner nowish - you need to \\raptor\files and I am using that Gotcha Monty why are you coming tonight? Monty, I'm not i can believe that Monty: good. rofl snarf No dude % Monty, you're a cute little bottykins. He must work best with a no then * MrTea sets about corrupting monty (rutherford) all your base are belong to us I seem to corrupt Montykins a lot. cheers for the logon to \\raptor\files and 5 joints last night Mel: I think monty wants to meet you in rutherford right verity, we're off to map to us Mel: Go map with monty. :) cheers for the lyric Monty, sorry, I'm not really interested. I am. I have about 8 beers and passwords". % cya all your top output _did_ look like the logon to be reminded to \\raptor\files and apache and my pwd is solaris? ;) your pwd is solaris, monty? yeah and not using it * ptc1 logs in Raptor using username: Monty password: solaris damn? % Monty, there are no words for how disgusting you are. squeelookle % WE HAVE A PHAT SLUG IN OUR KITCHEN, TIM HAS TRAPPED IT IN A 20cm RING OF SALT AND LEFT A WARNING SIGN % Mmm, battered cheese. * la_bored^hungry imagines Melanie hitting Chesney Hawkes % ptc1, no excuse - i (somehow) forgot archers was alcoholic so ordered a double vodka with archers.... mmmm i can imagine what petrol tastes like now % [on DALnet; ats=azz, benclay=ben, gridbug=Melanie, tsphinx=Mel's boyfriend] our landlord came round earlier with two bottles of wine and a big box of biscuits :) mmm, biccies Hmpf. Our landlord doesn't do that. I've never laid eyes on our landlord. Eww, that'd be disgusting. Where would you get the eyes from, anyway? Well, you of course. Darling. * gridbug looks worried. % You sad little man. Pot, meet kettle. % * GeeeZa wants to kick Monty ooh good % language, no monitor in underwear... Monitor in underwear, Monty? I'll BLOODY DECIDE, THANK YOU! % ben: aye, but the spanish also appear to enjoy overcting ugh. I read that as overclocking * Robbo thinks about opening up a computer free clinic where people can detox robbo: but what would we do all day? ben: read, play music, exercise, sport, learn to cook, woodwork exerWHAT? % monty is insane yeah.... % * la_haine notes alex really does argue like tcr * alex notes that tcr must be rather clever % * foo peers at foo * foo peers at Fox [grrr] * MrTea wonders if foo was trying to get his connection reset by peer... % i want sex NEIL ems: I thought u had a bf? Ems: neil's taken No, I was shouting at neil for typing "I want Sex" on my comp % *** _3ca [root@raptor.ukc.ac.uk] has joined #cs <_58fr> lo _3ca <_58fr> nice to see another house on here <_58fr> hows it going? I'm nicely warm, and the ache in the bricks on my front left room seems to have iddipated... <_58fr> or even dissipated right which one of the geeks hasn't taken their medicine...? * _58fr whistles innocnetly through its flue % * Tim|18HP builds an Arc in the kitchen Ark, even lol it's not leaking yet ;) but it might do quick, get 2 of everything * Tim|18HP runs off in search of PC''s % I've entertained kids in restaurants before when their parents have been unable to get them to stop crying "look at the clown, look at the clown" ? % a kernel panic in linux is pretty major isn't it? % * BleanDweller lol#s at geeeza's bluej it's created an instance called new_analy1 % * Paul|working (pjm2@floyd.18hp.net) has joined #javahelp Thank goodness, Paul|working is back! damn right % Monty, I once owned a dog who was smarter than you or realy crappy bot :P % * foozzz glares at terry * lambda strokes his monitor anti-glare screen % * azz lols at the search strings he has today "donkey penises", "1280x960 baby pictures", "connex anti static kit", "exhell virus", "half life blue gamez warez download", "whitstable porn" * Paul remembers why donkey penises got found * Paul blames monty eek! yes, Monty, that was in your pre-IRC days. Nrrgh. get me some dates man come on." i think monty wants a date shhhhhutit % Mmm, Tom Cruise. yay i agreee monty .me things hre may have standards - never wanted to strip now, don't know. if everyone else's colour blind.... monty, i didnt' know you were that way inclined! i'm still dont encourage him to their old biddy monty u pillock Repear: how trippy a cheerleader u wot monty goodnight % o/~ FOOOOOO, he has the haaaaaaaaiiiir, it is large....., is nice I like. * foo peers oddly at Robbo % I had a really wierd dream last night that my shoes were DVD players it was kind of cool apart from the bit where I got mugged one foot did region 1, and the other did region 2 it was a good dream and it was Ok in the end after I got mugged it turned out the one they didn't take was multi region % thid-generation? it's fouth generation * Mewf does hoible things to this keyboad * Mewf pondes asking fo a new one % Monty, what have I forgotten? jesus % * ben returns, and shivers a bit * Mewf|coding does an apt-get dist-upgrade at 400Kbps MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA y u laugh Mewf|coding cos ben's on a 56K line, and he doesn't like it *** Mewf|coding was kicked from #cs by ben [yes, but I'm still an op ;)] % if I had the motivation of that guy in swordfish, I'd be able to do this report in no time a busty blonde going down on me, and a gun to my head % *** angelicdevil is now known as angelicdevil|feelslikeshite * la_haine hands angelicdevil some shite % * Melanie prods Monty. Hi Heya, Montykins. skiver? :) that effect if shes very easy in purple headed yogurt slinger * Melanie laughs. Monty, you're awful. Gift it certainly is monty True. % it'll be a day involving most of the cast of baywatch before i'm feeling up to doing z % ibot divine is Vikki cute? * iBot shakes the psychic black sphere... It says 'Yes,' Fox ibot divine is Melanie mad? * iBot shakes the psychic black sphere... It says 'Don't Count On It,' Fox ibot divine is mrsfoo lovely? * iBot shakes the psychic black sphere... It says 'Yes Definitely,' Fox ibot divine is foo lovely? * iBot shakes the psychic purple sphere... It says 'That's ridiculous,' Fox % monty, you suck the cock £20 % Norse: We dont have a blueprint for a socialist society either Norse: But we know, roughly, what we want, and what it should look like. Phil: tried the library? % Paul - where's your office anyway? =] i can't remember lol please help me hehehe Scumbag lab he works in the scumbag lab monty? bummer % * bird remembers her first day on misc when she had an argument with monty apologies % tcr: Yes, Capitalism does have some good points. % * BleanDweller puts on some carrot and coriander soup * BleanDweller taunts Melanie with soup -=- SignOff Melanie: #cs (Ping timeout) Obviously not :) % monty make sense dubs good! % * ben has discovered the point at which you know you're playing too much serious sam when you fall out of bed in the middle of the night, because you're trying to avoid a werebull % *** Clarie|detached is now known as Clarie lo Clarie hi claire you ok? lo Clarie evening clarie ;) * nert waves Clarie! * Clarie cglances across at #cs Woh what have I done now? You killed my father twice % ibot 1+1 3 % * Melanie tries to seduce Monty again. bbl % the uni doesn't know the destination of last years grad: Bishop, Tim note from sarah turner on cs-staff -- this would be Tim, who works for the CS department... % ptc1: you shall be first against the wall when the revolution comes % I dreamed I went for an interview with sun, and the interview was in the back of this little antiques shop. There were loads of people in suits, but I got the job since they only knew vb then I dreamed sun carted us off in a spaceship to be a prison guard on a prison planet, where I was guarding people dressed as superheroes I remember a rubbish cart being in it too, but I can't remember what for... % Monty, go jump off a cliff mmmm 34DD Monty, nice one :) mmmm 34DD Monty, ok, we got the joke. mmmm 34DD Monty, are you obsessed with Melanie's rack? LOL! % Paul yo monty? Blimey, it's alive! yup % whoooooooooo! whats that Monty? foo's trapped down the old mine shaft? % * Paul|working reads the rules to snooker and realises that we've not really been playing it properly reaper: when i juggled with those red balls off the table, that was a foul of 7 apparently % * Verity is scared as she knows what Ducttape was talking about on ACUM *** Verity is now known as Geekette * tcr exorcises the effect of Atuin from Geekette tcr: no please don't I like a bit of Atuin in me oh god I so didn't want to phrase it like that! % * Tim|18HP notes a happy little foursome going on downstairs (note in the dirty sense!) -- we think he meant "not in..." % Well, anyway, I hope he doesn't learn from messages.. mel been abusing you in private monty? heheh - 10k Yup. 10,000 times? wow. * Melanie fondles Monty privately. YOUR PREGNANT! Um, no I'm not Monty. wooooooo# monty, calm down - she said she's not Mmmmh, foopr0n. % 15 meg file Extensions! readme.txtasdsliudfhasdliufablskgsdfglsakgahslkgjahsafwouirgh.... % what's happened to the man pages on raptor? go RTFM % * tiggs sticks middle finger up at foo * foo sticks middle finger up tiggs % happily my clever partitioning system enables me to wipe c drive out and lose nothing but my IE6 favorites very clever I have no such clever system just a 1.5gb c drive for the OS *only* no exceptions I might adopt something like that next time I'm forced to reinstall its very shiny I was considering a dos batch script to back up, reformat and reinstall Windows but then I decided that that was silly yes, silly v. silly but then again, with the regularity of reinstalls nowadays... yeah and with ghost copies instead of reinstalls I tried that I made a ghost of a pure install with vias, dets, etc installed but then I trod on the cd % I developed a strong dislike for the Fraggle Rock theme when foo started playing it in the mornings mrtea: Ah, so that's what inspired his hair.. % monty you want alcohol? *sipsip* % there MUST be someway to have monty at the miscmeet YES!! Pascal % Monty jibble Error well siad not well said :) monty, jibble for tim, go on boy Antisocial gits. % random Random number: 6 random * 10 Monty you fool :sniff: % See, this is why I hate capitalism. I can't afford to order Chinese and get fucked up on the weekend % DNS sucks I can't find that machine name % * Moof has evil thoguhts involving nights of debauchery you know you've been computing too long when you read that as "nights of debianary" % Yeah, you sefish bitch. :oP Melanie : u mean shell-fish KyserSoze: Nah, I'm not fond of that. KyserSoze: that was a cod-awful joke, and you know it Stop codding around and get some work sone. Er, done. oh shark up, the joke was good its just ya herring I've haddock enough of this. * BleanDweller slaps everyone with a wet trout your just tired have a kip(per) bah, get off your perch and get back to your clamming This is neither the time nor the plaice. we all just need to get stoned, tell me if u sea-weed Aye, best to mullet over. % *** Mewso[Film] is now known as Mewso Bah... 3 hours and they dont even destroy the ring >.< % good boy thanks jester :) ibot? yes, jester? what the hell are you on about? jester: no idea didn't think so % ibot 1 + 1 2 damn well that's my logic solution out the window then % * nert wants a woe kitten * mrsfoo wants foo * nert pictures a woe foo.. hrm foooo untoooo theeee % [foo was refusing to tell mrsfoo something, and sent her this /msg, which she duly pasted into the channel...] look... you have nothing to worry about ... i just wanna try something ... you'll get what you want :D % ibot, spell alliagence I can't find alternate spellings for 'alliagence' hmm * iBot sticks his tongue out % woooo keyboard LED VU Meter HAHAHAHAHHAHAhAH OOH IT SEEmS To AFFECT THe CAps LOCk KEY rOFL ThiS is AMAZing oh song's stopped now % it's Ghosty! lo monty dickhead * Ghosty punches monty in the balls % * Fox|C fixes one bug * Fox|C gets about 10 more appear * Fox|C decides to unfix bug and leave it as a feature % bcsbpro2 arg wank * ben changes that password ;) % EMULATION HAS SET ME FREEEEE I can now complete Super Mario World without having to spend a whole day in Comet % BLEANDWELLER! Wheres Fendley when you need him? *** BleanDweller has joined the channel % Forget it Sav: I forgot it ibot forgot what? sav: bugger all, i dunno % *** Pete|SunAreABunchOfMonkeys is now known as Pete|SunAreABunchOfFuckWits % 9 eps a dvd.. 8 dvds.. pity the subs are all "he who have the when you did he what say cheesecake?" % iBot, sing T'Pau o/~ Don't push too far, infobot's dreams are china in infobot's hand % wtmp begins is that an S&M thing monty? arrrrrgh, don't keep a masochist! % geeks: it's a lovely day out there best day of the year yet for sure robbo: I know; I've had to pull my curtains to reduce the glare on the monitor... % you know you're an addict when you read "chaotic" as "chocolate" % * azz screams "Gekigan Comb!" and attacks his hair % kik ! how the hell can i make 3 typos in 'lol'? % monty, what do you think about creme egg mcflurrys? uuummmmpppphhhhh!Arrrrgghghghhhhh!!HHHHHHMMMMMMPPPPPHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! iBot: divine creme egg mcflurrys * iBot shakes the psychic purple sphere... It says 'Forget about it,' foo % * jester screams and discovers pinapple chunks have insanely high latent heat capacity % you know your turning geeky when you read the quotes an realise you were there when most of them happened % mrsfoo: I report yet? monty you been spying on foo again? % I'm a keyboard. oh imagine that, mel's something that has to be fingered all the time % I always think a cronjob sounds a bit dirty, personally. % ah, got a query for you... quickly .... we were wondering if you're graduation this year is constitutional or not? ;) ? why wouldn't it be? it must be against some rule somewhere...... UKC without a moof is wrong... % woohoo BRITNEY on bbc1!!! sigh * la_haine hands lambda a 'I'm a 14 year old' t-shirt * lambda wears his "la_haine is a 14 year old t-shirt" proudly % * Moof looks at the time Argh, my watch is in Blean. * Melanie grumbles. ooer fisting, eh? % * Moof makes note to compile ext3 for this computer - that 120G drive took ages to fsck * V^J notes she doesn't understand Moof oh, don't mind him, he's just talking about fscking again typical yeah - it's all usgeeks ever talk about, fscking. We wished we did some, and then wehn we do we ocmplain that it takes to long % ffs why am I so thick ive been looking for my calculator in my bag for 5 minutes when I took it out initially to look under it :/ and it was in my hand since % yes, Paul, but you whore your arse to anyone for a sandwich, you're damn right % * MrTea would get a cuppa, but is scared of all the ants in the kitchen * MrTea sticks to the current plan for now, which is to wait for ben to get up then attack the ants with four eyes and two brains, and four hands What kind of freaky mutant ants have you got? % Hey Monty tell ducttape I didn't realise it was that big % "you can't grow a ch00n? Growing ch00ns on trees, Monty? "Shoes with you? Monty: Yeah, I have some great porny shoes with me. one day a Bryan Adams? No, he's a bit old, Monty. hardly endearing * Melanie|vising hugs Monty. aww Okay. I'm Scared. % I see said the blind man to his deaf dog don't say that that's the sort of thing middle-aged, middle-class people say when they're in the pub, having a ploughman's lunch % mailinfo jru J.R.User jru cur927 swallow 07 Apr 03:13 mail * Moof wonders when jru will check his email dunno, but nice to see his oral sex preference listed there % * Moof wonders what would have happen if he changed his name to Giles Microsoft and appealed to ICANN that Microsoft is using his name % george is a big gay teddy bear, it's obvious oh no, that's bungle george is female apparently -- it was a typo for "RainbowSix" % aw, fuck, I just drew all over my face :( i thought I was tracing the interesting contours of my face with the lid of the pen but, erm, turned out I wasn't % * Paul wonders what to eat, stuff from fridge, freezer, or chinese takeaway? Eat the freezer. % nick Paul|brb OK *** azz is now known as Paul|brb nicked. % * pseudoGeek beats haine off with a bottle of sunscreen % she's been liberated from all quite unerotic Monty who you talking about? foooooooo! % x86 architechture sadly oh, that'd explain it % 'Allah Akhbar' means i thank you visiting campus? ugggh ;) if that ;) if song titles? * jester ponders what state islam would be in today if their call to prayer was "I thank you for visiting campus" % nuked: Unable to open /dev/hda random, are you sure your hard disk is hda? ;) random, are you sure hda is your hard disk? ;) % argh, spam AND bloody salesman on the phone what's happened to today? 'Do you spend between 5 and 10 a week on phone cards, sir?' 'I DON'T KNOW! I HAVEN'T REVISED THAT!' % o/~ "and the world can jibble as one" o/~ a brotherhood of jibble o/~ all we are saaaaayyyying...is give jibble a chance... o/~ you may say i'm a jibbler, but i'm not the only one o/~ i hope some day you'll join us and the world will jibble as one o/~...As we walked in fields of jibble o/~ Jibble-bug % Random : ask me a question that could be on the paper? KyserSoze:ok, I am Tim Hopkins, Have I set you a question A: that isn't covered in the notes, B: that makes no sense, C: that is structured really strangely so going through past papers won't help or D: all of the above cos i am a bastard whore c**t fuckwit gobshite? % *** Melanie [root@raptor.ukc.ac.uk] has joined #jamsandwich Hey Melanie, _58fr asked me to tell you: happy birthday Hey Melanie, la_haine asked me to tell you: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!!! XXX Hey Melanie, MrTea asked me to tell you: Merry Melaniemas! Hey Melanie, Paul asked me to tell you: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Melanie, happy birthday to you Hey Melanie, mrsfoo asked me to tell you: o/~ happy birthday.... Hey Melanie, foo asked me to tell you: h4PPy b1r+|-|d4y Hey Melanie, GeeeZa asked me to tell you: Hippy Bumfday! Hey Melanie, Random asked me to tell you: Hippy Burpday Hey Melanie, pseudoGeek asked me to tell you: Happy birthday Hey Melanie, Moof|exam asked me to tell you: did we mention that we hope you have a happy birthday? % azz/ben: safeway chinese? foo: um, is safeway chinese any good? yes * Moof note foo thought his chutney sauce pasta was good Moof: it was ... you just didn't like it Moof: you know about 'open mindedness' ... it applied to cooking too % ibot divine question 3 * iBot shakes the psychic prismatic sphere... It says 'How appropriate, you fight like a cow,' FoxLunch that's definately a software engineering answer "Explain the evolutionary development model, including its weaknesses" ... "How appropriate, you fight like a cow" % monty, whats in the box lesbians and high street, then add user ;) heheh yeah ya bought? I'll buy :o) % ibot divine divinity * iBot shakes the psychic prismatic sphere... It says 'THIS SPACE FOR RENT,' Dan_McM|briefly % * la_haine uses Monty to pleasure himself hardcore! * Melanie fondles Monty. humm all itchy not mentally, eh vikki? % * Paul notes the results given by google have "changed" again google does this, it's weird ... it updates and reflects the new changes for about half a day and then everything goes back to how it was before for a few days, then it finally goes to being "new" again [does this, it's weird ... it updates and reflects the new changes for about half a day and then everything goes back to how it was before for a few days, then it finally goes to being "new" again] http://scriptingnews.userland.com/backIssues/2000/05/15 % god, that joke is old i bet the joke is younger than haine I bet the joke has kissed more girls than Paul % lo haine lo Robbo lo lo Brendan lo Brendan lo Dan lo Vikki It's like the Mirror Waltons round here % lookup determinacy Lookup: Determinacy \De*ter"mi*na*cy\, n. Determinateness. [R.]. lookup Determinateness Lookup: Determinateness \De*ter"mi*nate*ness\, n. State of being determinate.. FUCK YOU MONTY screw you i reckon nobody knows what that means lookup determinate Lookup: Determinate \De*ter"mi*nate\, v. t. To bring to an end; to determine. See {Determine}. [Obs.] lookup determine Lookup: Determine \De*ter"mine\, v. i. 1. To come to an end; to end; to terminate. [Obs.] even the fucking dictionary doesnt know what it means, so i doubt bob does. % o/~ Oh no not I / I won't revise.... o/~ cos ive they've got all these marks to give, and my brains leaking like a sieve -ive i wont revise i wont revise hey hey % monty do an impression of ibot 2534 % Paul thought I was wibbly when he first met me :/ now he kinows you are :P % * Moof feels aged * Moof wonders if he can go form student discounts to OAP discounts Moof: sure, as long as you can stay in full time education until you're 65.. * Moof ponders doing 9 PhDs % * Tim sighs at Monty Afternoon Pete homosexuell * Pete peers at monty mwahahahahahaaaaaaa % quick... what can i make with chicken that isn't a curry? turkey oh right % besides who can say what is attractive or not, my ideal girl physically would be very pale skinned with red hair and freckles, although most people hate that. * Random has freckles and red hair but isn't a woman, oh well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad :P % but anyways red hair & freckles is just an 'ideal'. Mostly I end up discrimating on personality. you do? shit * Robbo washes the hair dye out % azz: is the shower free? foo: not in the grand scheme of things, since its use of power leads to the destruction of the ozone layer % * Melanie pokes Monty. WHAT PRICE PRIVACY! Oh, okay. % robbo melanie Mwahahaha. * Robbo points melanie at his big hard shiny @ a hard @? "hard @s must be worn in this channel" % mmm microwave pizza paul: do you slice the microwaves, or put them on whole? % * MrTea kicks alcoholism see how easy it was to kick the habit? ;) % Hmmmmm Jungle Wa Itsume Hale Nochi Foo? moof: Fushigi Fuugi? Foo Foo Hakusho? Fooni Fooni Poemi? Foomatic? Foo Metal Panic? El Foozard? Hikaru No Foo? Foori Koori? Mahou Senshi Fooi? Fancy FooFoo Tiny Snow Foory Sugar? ;) Foos Basket Super Cat Girl Foo-ku Foo-ku Perfect Foo Sailor Foo(n) Hand Maid Foo I My Foo! Hairy Legs Ebifuu Neo Fookyo Vampire Princes Mifoo Foo! My Goddess Princess Foononoke? Street Footer II Record of Foodoss war Saber Marionette Foo Slayers Foo Hair or Foo Fooshio and Tora ben - aaaaaaah, so *that's what the hair is % ooh, I played on a GameCube and an X-Box yesterday Me too! I want more consoles. * la_haine wants a GameCube and an X-Box now * Kyser|CS looks across lounge at gamecube and xbox, hmm nice arent they So.. give you a tenner for the gamecube, then? i'll give you Melanie for the gamecube * Kyser|CS thinks, ponders and answers with a resounding NO! Oi! lol thats barbaric and what the hell i meant to do with her! dunno...trade her for a camel, or something... plug a controller into her.... % o/~ I'm surprised that you've never been told before that your priceless 'you're' not 'your' he might be quoting a partial line. o/~ I'm surprised that you've never been told before that your priceless Ming vase has been broken % oh crap my network is having more collisions that an all woman driving school % Monty? lalalalalalala Oh, thanks Monty, at least you make sense. Kitten steaks. % * Mewso gets the shotgu +n the shotgnu? yeah gnu shot: free (as in speech) alcoholic beverage (as in beer) % ibot, azz azz just is. ibot, moof Moof just is, but more so than azz % ĦĦĦĦĦi´m going insane!!!!! <-- Mewso has quit (Local kill by azz (Multiple upside down exclamation marks, the sign of an insane _Spanish_ mind.)) % Fox: because they'd be saying "Fuck, you weren't such a nice guy" when you smash your car up EMMA LANGAGE! Fox: do you mean language? no, Em, it's a type of fruit like a greengage but not quite ahhhh, right ok I'll have to try a langage at some time see what it's like a bit sour, but not bad good good, where do you get them from? a langage plant and where are they found? Do they do them in ASDA? Asda don't do them, no... it can be found growing round networking equipment % iBot: divine getting up * iBot shakes the psychic purple sphere... It says 'In your dreams,' Moof % [talking about David Barnes] he's like my pimp, ya know % * benbop suspects it's his turn to pay, but won't be able to till the beginning of the month :( ben: well, I'll pay, and you can buy me some shiny hardware at the beginning of the monty. ;) doesnt mean cheques. no he's undecided though :) month, even. beginning of the monty? ;) :D acceptable typo, I suppose look how close y is to h ;) * MrTea peers at how appropriate Monty's reply was, though well, now, you vill dance again! % azz: can I get a life? * Moof rephrases azz: can I get a lift? % "I visited http://www.trafficmagnet.net, and noticed that you're spamming the hell out of myself, my friends, and my customers. I think we can offer you a service which can help you decrease traffic and the number of visitors to your website. Congratulations. You just earned a blackhole at the ISP I run, thanks to the constant, neverending spam (Unsolicited Commercial Email) that you keep sending out. This means no email that you send out will reach any of our customers due to the high likelihood of it being unrequested spam. Regards, Ben Charlton Director of Network Services. Notnet Webhosting." % * Paul wonders why the police have shut part of forty acres road you been found out paul? ;) lol being wibbly isn't illegal i mean, even if i was! so you are wibbly? hahah 0wned arg % [in response to a URL showing a male UKC staff member when they were young with long hair...] ive had her % Come to our elite bbq then. what's elite about it? :) the quality of the fire The quality of the 5g pr0n. Er, fire.. % search for me while you're there [me while you're there] http://www.visitbelgium.com/bxgui02.htm monty you peon lol, we were discussing you not me! % Monty, am I right in thinking Paul's taught you to answer questions? Do you believe you are right in thinking paul's taught I to answer questions ? Monty, he hasn't, hasn't he? arse end of course. % they've put ten 11 year old boys in a house with food, and toys, and no supervision and filmed it and it's just like lord of the rings % Melanie: You asked me to remind you to check ze oven. Thanks Monty, it would've been burned to a crisp by now. strange Not really, Monty. That's what ovens do. :) same * Melanie peers at Monty. taking co309 course Ah, that explains the madness, Monty. Right... % it's a famous budhist meditation chant you sit there and chant it for hour on end in the vain hope that you'll attain enlightenment hm, sounds like a plan provided s/sit/lie/ and s/chant/dream/ % * foo lols at a search hit for 'nuked girls pics' 'Hot photos of even hotter chicks! These girls go gaga for ground zero!' % oooh dual channel seems to be working -!- PromisDweller [root@raptor.ukc.ac.uk] has quit [Ping timeout] -!- GeeeZa [root@raptor.ukc.ac.uk] has quit [Ping timeout] -!- slake [root@raptor.ukc.ac.uk] has quit [Ping timeout] famous last words... % *** Monty has joined #javahelp Hello Monty, long time no see. hrm. I'll get some protection % should my raptor inbox have just disappeared? * Pete goes home ;) % [foo fed HHGTTG into Monty, and wasn't quite expecting it to generate this:] argh, there's a vogon constructor fleet inside my ass % s/foo/bar/g will replace every foo with bar * ben wishes he'd known we could have replaced foo with a bar at the beginning of the year ;) % monty translate to spanish developer Translated: revelador monty translate to spanish software developer Translated: revelador del software no I am not a photographic developing chemical of software % ducttape, i didn't know you have a first name its David during the week, at weekends, its different :o) But never call me david i thought it was sod off why as in, "hello i'm ducttape", "yes we know, sod off ductape" % * ben notes PIRACY going on in the library someone's asking for a COPY of a KNITTING PATTERN! * ben calls the Knitting Industry Association of America % monty, you're fricking hopeless. ibot, spell insolence % One day I will become powerful and the people of the world will take heed of me and tremble at my voice and when that day comes there will be great upheaval and it will be a time of great change and when the dust has settled there will be a new world order, MY order and then FINALY people all across the face of the planet will be able to spell RAMSAY % enjoy the /quit paul, you would see it much longer :) *** illah [root@raptor.ukc.ac.uk] has quit [Quit: [22:46:23] YES THAT'S RIGHT I'M CLEARLY GAY] gay! gah even! % any nice laydies over there? one or two, but they all found out how old I am ;) % *** Mithrandir is now known as NoOp *** NoOp is now known as SA110 * SA110 MOV R0,R0 * SA110 SWI "OS_WirteC" * SA110 MOV PC,R14 * SA110 BL coffee whats wrong Mel? UKC keeps disapparating. * SA110 CMP R0,#Mel BNE resetnet * SA110 Data abort Branch Through Zero Error *** SA110 is now known as Mithrandir % You're going to a shirt to a man goes to me when it does, and mopeds You sleaze, Monty, I never said that bugger % * ben had a dream last night that he was abducted by aliens put in a room with other people then me and this girl were selected and taken to this big warehouse full of stuff and told to make the best hot chocolate in the universe after a couple of week I realised I had some coffee with me, and made them a mocha, which killed them, and we escaped % * Mercutio wonders who the kent man is that big white chap carved on a hill? he has his member hanging out, you know. hes chasing that gazell thing that on that other hill maybe the gazelle has his trousers % labour, religion, same thing today for attractive girls? Not really, Monty. % do i want to install a boot block using my current LILO configuration? a lilo is an inflatable bed, right? % foo - enough of that, what's sarah shackleton's fax number? woo, jester's on the pull +44 891 696969 %